Mel Gibson Seeks DUI Miracle, Molests Beaver While Doing So

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Sometime this week, it is reported that Mel Gibson will ask for the DUI tape footage, which cost him his reputation to say the least, to be erased. Back in 2006, a tape was released featuring Gibson screaming anti-Semitic remarks at authorities after he was pulled over for suspension of driving under the influence. After the incident authorities did a horrible job of trying to hide the tape, which still found its way to the mainstream, and that’s when the world heard what Mel Gibson really thinks…to think all that built up anger in the man who co-written “The Passion of the Christ”.

Per TMZ:

“We’ve obtained legal papers (on Yom Kippur, funny enough) revealing that Gibson’s lawyer, Blair Berk, will go to court in exactly one week and ask the judge to remove the DUI from Gibson’s record—because he successfully completed all the terms of his 3-year probation .”

When will celebrities learn… they have all that money and yet they always set themselves up for failure. If they are going to go partying and more than likely drink, why is it so hard to hire someone to drive you around for the night???

MK Rossi

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