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Mel Gibson showed up to ‘The Tonight Show’ to try and dispel those nasty rumors that he doesn’t like people of the Jewish faith. He laughed off all his anger issues and penchant for throwing four letter words around like drunken Irish sailor with tourettes while trying to charm us into finding his psychotic tirades as some sort of endearing quality.
“A former porn star is claiming that a A-/B+ actor is the father of one of her children. He refuses to pay any kind of support and pretends he has never even met her.” [Hollywood Dame]
Hint: Think fantasy genre for the baby daddy.
He sure has luck on his side! In a quite surprising move, Oksana Grigorieva has dropped her domestic violence claim against Mel Gibson at a court hearing today in their custody case. The two split early last year and she went on to accuse him of beating her in a violent domestic dispute.
Grigorieva’s lawyer Dan Horowitz made the announcement earlier, telling a judge and Gibson’s lawyer that they would no longer be pursuing the charges that Mel’s alleged violent behavior is grounds for changes to the custody agreement over their daughter Lucia. But why the sudden change of heart?
‘Hangover Part II’ has a scene in which a tattoo artist in Bangkok inks a Tyson style tat on Stu’s face. Originally the role was going to be filled by Mel Gibson, but he was replaced after going pre-jacuzzi bj crazy. Liam Neeson stepped in to fill the roll, but re-shoots have forced his portrayal of the tattoo artist to be cut.
Todd Phillips, the director, confirmed to Variety that the Neeson was replaced. Nick Cassavetes filled the void after a problem with cut scenes and continuity forced him to re-shoot the entire tattoo sequence.
“While editing, Phillips chose to cut the scene that immediately followed Neeson’s cameo, meaning it no longer had the information necessary to logically get the Wolf Pack (Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms) to what became the next scene.
‘We were in a complete time crunch so I called up Nick and asked if he would do the part,’ Phillips explained. ‘He came in and crushed it and that is the scene that you will ultimately see in the film. (I’m excited for everyone) to see the film. It turned out great.’”
The film is still set for a Memorial Day weekend release on May 26th.
My mother will be heartbroken, but at least I won’t have to explain what “Bangkok Drippy Drip” is.
Mel Gibson skipped the premiere of “The Beaver” in Texas last night (Wednesday) in order to be booked and printed on charges for misdemeanor battery.
Before Charlie Sheen went crazy and threatened to behead his ex-wife, Gibson was taped by Oksana Grigorieva threatening her and demanding pre-jacuzzi blow jobs. He showed up to the El Segunda police station in California where he was arrested, photographed, fingerprinted and subsequently released.
“He was cooperative. Everything went smoothly,” Lt. Raymond Garcia of the El Segundo Police Department confirmed. This followed his acceptance of a no-jail pleas bargain last Friday in the case of Oksana’s claimed assault. After pleading no contest, Mel received 3 years probation, 1 year of mandatory counseling and 16 hours of community service.
Meanwhile, Jodie Foster has been singing his praises and served up a bowl full emotional copulation for Mad Mel…
Via Hollywood Reporter:
Jodie on how Mel is a tender loving imp of mischievousness: “He’s so incredibly loving and sensitive, he really is. He is the most loved actor I have ever worked with on a movie. And he’s not saintly, and he’s got a big mouth, and he’ll do gross things your nephew would do. But I knew the minute I met him that I would love him the rest of my life.”
Jodie on how Mel may be a lady smacker but his performance totally makes up for it: “God, I love that man. The performance he gave in this movie, I will always be grateful for. He brought a lifetime of pain to the character that we’ve been talking about for years, that I knew was part of his psyche and who he is. It’s part of him that is beautiful and that I want people to know, too. I can’t ever regret that.”
Jodie on Mel Being a Unicorn of Deep Emotional Turmoil: ““I know him in a very complex way. He’s a real person; he’s not a cardboard cutout. I know that he has troubles, and when you love somebody you don’t just walk away from them when they are struggling.”
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Just days after catching a break with a plea bargain (read about that HERE), Mel Gibson continued his celebration by becoming a grandfather for the third time.
According to People Magazine, Gibson’s daughter Hannah welcomed a baby boy over the weekend and Mel was moved to tears over the announcement.
“He was overwhelmed with emotion. He gets that way around babies. … He was overjoyed.”
Gibson was surrounded by babies over the weekend, as he also spent time with his 1-year-old daughter, Lucia. Absent from the love fest was Gibson’s baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva.
CLICK HERE to see who’s going to be a dad!
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Looks like someone sure caught a lucky break. Mel Gibson has struck a deal and will plead no contest to simple battery in court with lawyer Blair Berk on Friday, a lesser charge than corporal injury on a spouse which he was originally facing, in order to avoid jail time. The case relates to an incident between Gibson and his baby mama Oksana Grigorieva, who accused Gibson of punching her in the face and knocking out her teeth during an argument. Gibson said in a written declaration he slapped her during an argument because she was hysterical and shaking their daughter, but denies hitting her.
Per ET:
Mel’s admission was part of a plea deal brokered with prosecutors to avoid a messy trial, and excuses the actor from receiving any jail time for his actions. Instead, Gibson is expected to undergo counseling (’cause that’s worked so well for him in the past) and possibly serve some length of probation.
Gibson reportedly took the plea deal in order to avoid going to trial, as celebrity trials are high wattage tabloid events (see: anytime Lindsay Lohan steps into court). Gibson’s lawyer additionally states that by accepting a plea deal, Gibson is also protecting his children, especially his young daughter Lucia. Which, after months of drama, we can only guess is a welcome relief. Well done, Blair Berk for your client. Lohan – take note.
Officials are still investigating and extortion case involving Gibson and Grigorieva. He claims his ex attempted to extort money out of him by recording him hurling abuse at her in a 2010 phone call while angry, which was later leaked to the media. Grigorieva maintains that she did not leak the recording. For his part, Gibson has claimed that Grigorieva used the audiotapes to try to extort a better settlement from him over their breakup – a deal that has been reported to be as high as $20 million. Oksana has since taken out a restraining order against Gibson, and the two are currently involved in a child custody war.
Another injustice of rich people getting away with the same crimes that send poor people to prison! The only good thing I have to say for Mel Gibson is that his handlers are handling him better than the handlers of Charlie Sheen!
Click here to see who’s also engaged in a child custody battle!
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Here are the Top 10 Celebrity Scandals of 2010 in no particular order….
1. Tiger Woods and the Whore Parade – The pro-golfer went from idol to shamed sex maniac after a rodeo of hookers, waitresses and night club hostesses came forward with tales of his fetishes. It all started in late 2009 as Tiger’s wife chased him down with a club and went Dick Cheney on him and his car. The ladies of the night then started pouring out details of their sordid affairs. In the end, it cost him $110 million in a divorce settlement. Click HERE for more details on Tiger Woods and His Cheating scandal…
2. Mel Gibson and the Glum C*nt – After divorcing his wife Mel Gibson and his mistress, Oksana Grigorieva, went public. The two then hit red carpet events together and announced that they were expecting a baby. Following the birth of their daughter Lucia, Mel went crazy and reportedly hit Oksana while she held their infant daughter in her arms. Gibson has a past full of drunken tirades surrounding his personal anti-Semitic views so when the news of audio tapes filled with death threats and acts of violence hit, it wasn’t as much of a shock. That is, until he started demanding pre-jacuzzi blow jobs mixed with threats to kill Oksana, bury her in a rose garden and set fire to her home. Click HERE for more details on Mad Mel’s Metldown…
3. Jesse James, Sandra Bullock and Forehead Tattoo Hoe –Most of Hollywood hides infidelity like a bad scar…ugly and permanent. Sandra Bullock is one of America’s sweethearts and it appeared to be rainbows and butterflies when it came to her marriage. After her emotional Oscar acceptance speech the joy soon ended. Jesse’s cheating scandal hit tabloids with a vengeance. One rag gave Sandra a warning of the impending exposure of the infidelity. She packed up and kicked her cheating husband to the curb and sought solace in her son she had adopted. Click HERE for more on Sandra, Jesse and His Skank Parade…
4. Miley Cyrus, The Bong, The Crotch Shots – Miley Cyrus is a head shaving away from become a budget version of Britney Spears. The girl is barely 18 and has multiple nude photo scandals, crotch shots, lap dancing videos and a drug scandal under her belt. Her latest antic was being video tapped sucking on a bong and immediately tripping on what is said to be salvia. It’s been a busy year for the “Can’t Be Tamed” singer. She was also the subject of Perez Hilton’s faux pas after he posted an uncensored pic of her crotch on Twitter. Roberta Ferguson of Earsucker explained that “He pushed the lines of child pornography, as the Disney starlet was only 17-years-old at the time. It was one of the biggest stories of the year because it caused a wave of controversy among his detractors. He didn’t back down, instead taking to his blog to make an unapologetic video. It was Photoshopped and an obvious fake in the end.” Click HERE for Miley Cyrus Scandals…
5. Charlie Sheen VS. Hotel Chandelier – Charlie Sheen loves his booze, coke and women (not necessarily in that order.) He ended his last Christmas threatening and hitting his wife. The progressed with the usual antics of jail, rehab and some of his cars mysteriously committing suicide. Finally, in October the current highest paid male tv star had a debacle at the Plaza Hotel. We aren’t talking some Eloise shiz here. Charlie was found naked in his room after a hooker/porn star called the cops when he locked her in a closet and then beat up a chair, table and chandelier. This guy knows how to party. Click HERE for the photos of the damage…
6. John Travolta Gay Sex Scandal – This has been going on for years, but it hit a new pinnacle when author Robert Randolph wrote about John’s same sex exploits in his new book. To further the rumor, Carrie Fisher voiced her opinions on his sexuality.
“I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his (Travolta’s) legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given (bleep) jobs?”
Fisher answered “Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.”
7. Lindsay Lohan.Period. – It wouldn’t be a year without Lindsay Lohan crying in a courtroom. Lindsay failed to show up to a court date for a DUI hearing because Leprechauns stole her passport while she was in Cannes. Looming paparazzi followed the flimsy excuse with pics of Lindsay partying the nights away following the loss of her travel documents. She landed in jail and gave us all another mugshot to add to her collection. After a two week sentence she was plopped into rehab and failed a drug test in September. Click HERE for Lindsay Lohan’s mugshot…
8. Demi Lovato Punching Back Up Dancer – This troubled starlet couldn’t dodge the Disney curse. From photos and rumors of her cutting problem to her drug addictions and partying, this girl was a time bomb. After whatever it was that set her off (perhaps the staged romance with Joe Jonas), Demi punched one of her back up dancers. She immediately was sent to rehab, but it didn’t stop a rumored sex tape and a set of racy photos of Lovato. Click HERE for more of Fallen Disney Starlets…
9. LeAnn Rimes Man Snatchin’ – LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian met on the set of set of a Lifetime movie. They soon turned into a real life drama. The two were caught on camera having a date night while kissing and suck on each other’s fingers. Both were married to other people at the time. Eddie attempted to make it work with his wife after their affair became public knowledge. Rimes continued to stalk him and pretty much told her husband to take a hike. They are now engaged and sitting by themselves at the shamed bitches table. Shape Magazine received an onslaught of criticism after plastering LeAnn on their cover. The Editor has since apologized for her lapse in taste.
10. Brett Favre Caught With His Pants on the Ground – Brett Favre couldn’t keep his peen to himself according to Jenn Sterger. The Playboy Playmate turned Sports Illustrated lacky shared the story of Brett trying to seduce her on multiple occasions. It started with a few phone calls that turned sexually aggressive and were followed with pictures of Favre’s penis. In one of the photos Brett is allegedly masturbating while wearing sandals. What resulted was a laughable investigation and a slew of Croc jokes. As pointed out on Sportscasm, it is impossible to tell whether or not or not it is actually Favre, but the voicemails sound a lot like him.
The Incredible Hulk of BJ’s is going to have to pay up. Mel Gibson was ordered to pay just over $60,000 in child support.
Oksana Grigorieva and Mel went to court to hammer out the details of how much Grigorwhateva deserved in support of their daughter, Lucia. Gibson had been withholding the payments in order to try and charge Oksana $6,000 for rent.
Via NY Post:
“This morning, [a judge] ordered Mel to give up his fight to have rent deducted from Oksana and [baby] Lucia’s monthly child-support allowance of $20,000-a-month.”
Mel can add Isaiah Washington to his roster of possible costars. That makes a total of 2 people that will work with him in Hollywood. Isaiah has opened his bigot hole to support Mel.
Via E!:
“But you know what’s strange, though? I would still work with Mel Gibson! [Gibson's] a talented, man! Come on, he came up with Apocalypto, man! I want to work with this guy. I’ve worked with Steven Seagal. He’s out of his mind. I mean, I’ve worked with Spike Lee for four films. I’ve worked with some people that you can say are right there teetering between genius and madness. So I don’t look at their personal stuff.”
Washington did snub Charlie Sheen though and dismissed that notion by noting, “I’m not a fan of that behavior.”
So for those of you keeping score at home… Threatening to kill baby momma and bury her in the rose garden because she is a ‘glum c*nt’ while demanding pre-Jacuzzi oral copulation = OK. Getting crunk on booze and coke then locking a porn start in a closet = Not OK.
Ready for your daily dose of ‘wtf?’ Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were on “Good Morning America” yesterday, talking about that conspiracy of, quote, “star whackers” who are supposedly out to kill celebrities and steal their money.
Per NY Daily News:
“I genuinely feel these people are trying to kill us,” Evi told “Good Morning America” Monday. “We are refugees … we are Hollywood refugees.”
“They follow us, they tail us,” Randy said. “They tag our cell phone, they hack our computer.”
He added that he’s not the only celebrity who could be next on their list. He thinks Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears could be targets, too. And there’s this – Randy and Evi think Mel Gibson was set up. Randy claims that Oksana Grigorieva was sent to, quote, “do him in . . . figuratively. To steal his money and ruin him.” Evi claims that Mel was such a maniac on those taped phone conversations with Oksana because he was drugged.
“I think he was drugged. I think he was slipped a Mickey,” Evi said of Gibson.
You really have to see this interview. Randy and Evi swear they’re not on drugs and they’re not crazy… but HOLY SHIZZNIT, THEY’RE INSANE!!! Check it out!!!
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