Michael Bolton as Jack Sparrow on SNL – VIDEO

Is it 1993 again and my mother is pledging her undying love to the radio as visions of Michael Bolton’s mane dance through her head? (Michael Bolton’s SNL ‘Jack Sparrow’ video after the cut. Click ‘Read More…” Below to watch.)

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Michael Bolton Eliminated from ‘Dancing with the Stars’ – VIDEO

I will be spending the rest of the day listening to “When a Man Loves a Woman” in honor of the fallen Michael Bolton.

[Michael Bolton Jive on DWTS - VIDEO]

Bolton diva-ed out the night before and this time he didn’t have David Hasselhoff to make a bigger embarrassment of himself and was eliminated from “Dancing with the Stars.” He and his partner tried to put together a bouncy jive but ended up getting the award for “the worst jive in 11 seasons” from Bruno. America agreed and he is out.


[Michael Bolton Eliminated from ‘Dancing with the Stars’ - VIDEO]

Now, I will have to go prevent my mother from getting out the shank stick and going Bruno hunting. Seriously. That man better sleep with the lights on and seriously consider putting a moat around his home because every woman over the age of 40 will be grabbing the nearest item easily transformed into a weapon and hunting him down.

Bristol Palin Joins ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Excuse me, did I miss the time she was actually a “star?” Despite being famous for, well – pretty much nothing except for the nasty baby-mama/daddy-drama going on between her and her ex Levi JohnstonBristol Palin has joined the cast of the upcoming season of ABC’s ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ set to premiere Sept. 20th with a cast that is said to also includes David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge, ‘Jersey’s Shore’ The Situation, and Brandy.

And she claims that Levi is a fame-whore, being was upset with him for wanting to try and achieve fame? Pot? Kettle? Hello?

Per E! Online:

This will be Bristol Palin’s second gig with ABC, having guest starred last month on ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager. It seems this teen mom may be taking a page from Melissa Rycroft’s book, using DWTS to rebound after her recent breakup (with Levi Johnston).

I thought they got the “stars” (cough) for this show from a list of has-been celebrities who want to re-energize their lagging careers. How does Palin fit this description? One has to BE someone before they are considered to be a “has-been.”

Other new names reported to be joining the cast of “DWTS” are former ‘Brady Bunch‘ mom Florence Henderson, ‘Dirty Dancing‘ star Jennifer Grey, ex-NBA star Rick Fox, former NFL star Kurt Warner, and comedienne Margaret Cho.

Sorry ABC, you just lost me. Casting fail!

Click here to see who else is rumored to be joining the show for Season 11.

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