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Michael Jackson To Release Posthumus Album

No kittens, this isn’t a joke. Apparently, the King of Pop, the late Michael Jackson is set to release a new album.

Epic Records in conjunction with the Estate of Michael Jackson will release a new album, titled: “Michael” December 14. On November 8, michaeljackson.com will release ‘Breaking News’ the first full track from the album.

Via MichaelJackson.com:

“The creative process never stopped for the King of Pop who was always planning for his next album; unbeknownst to many fans around the world Michael Jackson was writing and recording songs continuously everywhere from a friend’s home in New Jersey to studios in Las Vegas and Los Angeles with a small group of handpicked collaborators. Now, through the unique stories that will be told about the songs that comprise MICHAEL, fans will get mind-blowing insight into how this artist worked and a chance to hear the songs he most recently created along with tracks that Michael had a desire to bring to fruition.”

Fans can pre-order the album on the website and a sneak peek teaser of the making of the project will be released tomorrow.

I still find it incredibly creepy…

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Michael Jackson Still Alive Video

Oy. I guess this was inevitable. A video allegedly showing the recently deceased Michael Jackson walking out of a coroners van after his passing has hit the net. A poster by the screen name of “LosAngelesCot24” on Live Leak states that he has video footage of Jackson hopping out of the vehicle after he was announced as dead. To him/her this is proof that Michael Jackson is still alive.

“This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it’s real and Michael is alive.”

Let the conspiracy theory begin. I find it hard to believe some random guy just happened to have a video camera as this was supposedly taking place. I also need more proof than someone in black pants and a white top jumping out of a van. I am surprised he didn’t moon walk in wearing a red leather jacket and grabbing his crotch to try and convince of us of this nuttery.

This is nothing more than another Michael Jackson hoax kittens, and a bad one at that.