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Lindsay Lohan Bar Fight – Chapter 563

April 20, 2012 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Lindsay Lohan is such a homebody and dedicated to resuscitating her career from the depths of Lifetime tv movie roles, but she is still managing to get into bar fights…with her dad.

After claiming to have become the Patron Saint of Domestication, Lohan has been involved in a bar fight, a hit and run in a bar parking lot and partying at Coachella all while making last call. Last I checked, it was pretty hard to get in club brawl while sitting on your couch knitting. The initial report of the fight stated that a fellow club rat was hitting on Lindsay’s crotch goblins and this didn’t sit well with the freckled beast. She started shoving the bar critter who ran to the police pointing to bruises and filing battery charges.

Now, another woman claims that she was sitting in a booth near Lohan and her entourage, which included Lord of the Budget Ho Tricks – Michael Lohan, and Lindsay turned into a ginger terror after someone bumped her.

Via TMZ:

We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?”

The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men.

Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?”

The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?”

That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.

Michael then grabbed her and left the club immediately. I don’t see how the battery charges fit into this new story unless “aggressive pokes” are now considered assault. If that is true, you Facebook Pokers are in for it.

Anyway, Lindsay claimed she was at home watching Golden Girls reruns and nursing kittens back to health with an eyedropper full of milk and nowhere near any bars. Surveillance footage proves otherwise. Her rep has since changed her story and refuses to comment any further now that she has been caught as a liar, liar crotch on fire.

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Lindsay Lohan is Paying Porn Stars for Sex

March 20, 2012 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

We can pretty much call BS on any headline that claims Lindsay Lohan pays for anything besides 8 balls and bail these days. Alas, it’s a slow day and a porn star decided to make himself relevant by mentioning that he dipped his peen in Lohan’s pit of despair in exchange for cash.

Some hump star named Voodoo says that he rode Lohan around like a miniature pony at a kid’s birthday party while her father was sleeping upstairs…

Michael Lohan Arrested Again

October 25, 2011 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

There’s just something about that Lohan family – they just can’t seem to stay out of jail. While his daughter was busy showing her naughty bits to Playboy photographers (yes, she’s posing for Playboy… and yes, “Eeew!”), Michael Lohan was busy manhandling his on-again off-again girlfriend Kate Major.

Lindsay Lohan Caught Buying Drugs – VIDEO

August 11, 2011 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

When it comes to doing dumb things in public, Lindsay Lohan takes the cake. Lohan was photographed and videotaped buying an unknown item in a small plastic bag in Venice while she scribbled notes in a book and chain-smoked cigarettes as a pal inspected the bad that was handed to him by the unidentified male. Lohan was then seen handing over cash to the mystery man.

Lindsay Lohan Dropping Her Last Name

March 25, 2011 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

We always knew that Lindsay Lohan was name dropper, but now she’s taking it to a whole new level.

When she isn’t busy nearly violating her probation while partying in New York, Lindsay Lohan is making life-altering decisions like dropping her last name.

Apparently, the entire Lohan crew was so disgusted after daddy Michael Lohan’s latest arrest for domestic violence (read about that by CLICKING HERE), that now everyone is changing or in Lindsay’s case dropping, their last name.

Via Popeater:

“Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay,” Dina [Lohan's mother] tells me, exclusively. “Plus, me and [younger daughter] Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan.”

After suing eTrade last year following a Super Bowl ad where a talking baby referred to another as that “Milkaholic Lindsay,” Lohan realized she no longer needed a last name to be identified. Plus, she’s been arrested so many times, we can just use her fingerprints if needed!

“So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list,” a family friend tells me. “And it’s a way for them all to start over. No one in the family want anything to do with Lindsay’s father [Michael Lohan] anymore and that includes sharing a last name.”

I think it would be in Lindsay’s best interest to hold a contest where someone can give her cash in exchange for giving her a new last name. Who’s on board for renaming her Lindsay LeFire Crotch with me?

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Michael Lohan Arrested for Domestic Violence

March 22, 2011 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

The Lohan family never ceases to amaze me with their stupidity! Between Lindsay’s sticky fingers, among other things, and mom Dina’s attempts at pimping out her family to whatever media outlet will take two second to listen, they are quite the set of characters. Lindsay’s father Michael Lohan just loves being in the news and sometimes I think he does crazy things just to keep his 15 minutes of fame going. Michael has a violent past – He was abusive towards Dina during their marriage, while his former girlfriends, Kate Major and Erin Mueller, also accused him of violence. Micheal must be a repeat offender because he was arrested last night for domestic violence.

Last night, Major came into the West Hollywood police station to report the incident that happened at their nearby apartment. Apparently Major, who hasn’t lived with Michael at the apartment in some time, came by to pick up some of her belongings that were left behind.

Per TMZ:

We’re told Michael became upset that Kate was packing up for good, and “went ballistic.” They started arguing, and Kate turned her back on him. She told cops, Michael then grabbed her and threw her across the room. Kate says she struck the bedpost with her left shoulder.

When she threatened to call the cops – it just added fuel to Michael’s fire… He then allegedly took a towel and began choking her, while threatening to cut himself with a razor blade and saying he would blame it on her. According to police, suffered minor injuries, but refused medical attention from Los Angeles County Fire Department paramedics at the scene.

As for Michael, he was picked up by police shortly after while walking on Santa Monica Blvd. During the booking process Michael complained of chest pains – how convenient, eh? – and has been admitted to the hospital. He has been charged with inflicting corporal injury on a co-habitant, false imprisonment, and preventing the report of victimization, all of which are felonies. Once he is released from the hospital, Michael will then go back to the Sheriff’s Station to finish his booking, where his bail has been set at $200,000. Michael is already on probation so this could mean he’s heading back to jail. Perhaps he and Lindsay could have a father/daughter cell?

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Lindsay Lohan’s Thanksgiving Plans

November 24, 2010 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Last week Lindsay Lohan was trying to get a pass from the Betty Ford Clinic to travel to New York to spend Thanksgiving with her family. Sadly, she was denied.

Per E!:

“As of now she’s not coming home,” a family source exclusively tells E! News. “She’s not allowed to. But Dina’s still trying to get her home.”

So who is she spending the holiday with then? Since her and her dad Michael Lohan are trying to patch up their relationship and since he lives in California, rumor has it she is going to spend the day with him! Weird huh? I mean, that’s great that they are finally ok with each other, but that is definitely not a dinner I would want to attend… or is it?

What do you think? Is it a step in the right direction to fix their relationship, or is it an idea worse than “Inferno”?

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A Lohan Family Reunion

November 11, 2010 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Lindsay Lohan is finally spending time with her father, Michael Lohan. She’s kept him at a far distance and would not allow him to visit her at Betty Ford where she’s in rehab. They spent their first day together Sunday and then went to see a movie yesterday. Hmmm perhaps Lilo and Michael are fixing their issues. It’s a known fact that Michael and Lindsay mother, Dina, hate each other. They take any opportunity they have to slam one another, but perhaps they’re going to have to get together to help their daughter. As part of Lindsay’s treatment at Betty Ford she has therapy sessions with family members and friends. Her sessions have involved her mother and most recently her father, but soon it will be both parents in a session with Lindsay.

Per TMZ:

We’re told the doctors and therapists at Betty Ford — as well as other professionals — have been “encouraging” Lindsay to get in a room with her parents to resolve some old issues that may have put her in her current state. Our sources say Lindsay is being urged to consider getting both parents together with her during one of Betty Ford’s family week next month.

Papa Lohan has reportedly told TMZ that he’s all for it, but Dina isn’t really feeling it. Michael seems to be back to his old games again. He spent time with Lindsay and promised that he wouldn’t speak to the media, but he spilled his guts about his visit. Ugh, really man? Can you just for a minute think about your daughter and now yourself?

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Lindsay Lohan Reunites With Michael Lohan

November 8, 2010 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan – who has been holed up in a rehab center for quite some time now – finally allowed her father Michael to visit her. Their reunion was a big deal, since Lindsay has always blamed Michael for her problems.

Per TMZ:

For the first time in months, we’re told Lindsay agreed to spend some quality time with Michael — beginning with an extensive conversation inside the Betty Ford clinic … followed by a shopping trip to a nearby street fair.

Michael reportedly brought several gifts for Lindsay. Lindsay’s mom Dina, on the other hand, was in New York at that time, preparing for an appearance on the Today Show on NBC. I think this could be very positive for Lindsay and her improvement. If they both just act as her parents and stop exploiting her than maybe she can get better (ahem, Dina.)

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Michael Lohan Threatens To Become A Drunk To See Lindsay

October 15, 2010 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Michael Lohan is at it again. He is so desperate to spend time with his daughter Lindsay, whose currently being treated for her drug addictions at the Betty Ford Clinic. Michael has tried and tried to visit his daughter, but gets turned away because ‘visiting hours are over.’ Or maybe that’s just what they are telling him. So how far is he willing to go to see Lindsay?

Per TMZ:

Michael is saying he’ll make one more trip to Betty Ford to attempt to see Lindsay. If she won’t let him in, he’s going to get all drunk and then go back and make a scene.

Up until now, Lindsay has reportedly refused to see her father every time he has attempted to visit her in rehab. Michael says he is even willing to stage his own arrest to show everyone how much he cares about his daughter. Wow, seriously? This just further proves how bat shizz crazy this family is! Didnt Lindsay act this way when Samantha Ronson refused to see her?

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