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Michael Lohan Seeking Conservatorship For Lindsay

September 30, 2010 By Holly Stafford 2 Comments

In what could be dubbed as ‘the crazy taking care of the crazier,’ Michael Lohan is seeking some sort of control over his troubled daughter Lindsay, intending to petition for a conservatorship order giving someone else control over her personal and professional affairs. Michael reportedly has been impressed by the way Britney Spears’ father Jamie has helped his daughter turn her life around and he thinks he can do the same for Lindsay, too.

Per TMZ:

Michael met with attorney David Chon (left) today and will hire him to file conservatorship papers … Chon specializes in trusts and estates.

We’re told Michael has enough sense to know the judge isn’t going to make him the conservator, so he has two other people in mind … though he’s not saying who.

Michael has recently accused ex wife Dina Lohan and Lindsay’s business manager, Lou Taylor as scheming to file for conservatorship themselves to take over Lindsay’s affairs, claiming “they’re in it for themselves.” That’s probably pretty accurate. It takes one to know one.

He’s a douche, but he’s right. Dina is an enabler and she’s mooched off Lilo far too long. I’m not really sure Lindsay is capable of running her own life, but I think her parents have proven to be a big part of the problem.

Click here to see who recently said he hates ‘celeb brats’!

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Lindsay Lohan Tells Judge ‘F**k You!’ – PHOTOS

July 7, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

We all may be wanting to buy Judge Marsha a big ol’ drank and carry her around on throne built out of SCRAM bracelets while 12 virgins throw Hermes scarves into the air and Balki Bartokomous does the dance of joy, but Lindsay is super angry.

While Lindsay Lohan was at her probation violation hearing and begged the judge to believe that she wasn’t a coke snorlax, hasn’t had a drop of booze and understands the levity of the situation…Lohan had ‘F**K U” written on her fingernail that she flashed at the judge several times.

Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in jail and another trip to rehab. Click HERE to read about Lindsay Lohan’s reaction after being sentenced to jail.

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Lindsay Lohan ‘Living with HIV’

April 27, 2010 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Perez Hilton has reportedly caught Michael Lohan in the act of hurling a live grenade into a pile of C4 attached to a nuclear reactor doused in gasoline when Papa Lohan’s Twitter page called his daughter Lindsay Lohan out in cyberspace! According to the stunning accusations on Lohan’s Twitter, Lindsay is allegedly “living with HIV” because of the “decisions she’s made” in life.

But in a quick turnaround, Lohan claims that he had a hacker break into his Twitter account yesterday and after he found out, he deleted the entire history of incriminating Tweets regarding Lindsay.

Per Us:

“Somebody was impersonating me,” he tells Us. “I’m disgusted. I would never ever say something like that about my daughter.”

Lohan claims he’s already contacted his lawyer in the hopes of tracking down the hacker and plans on taking legal action against those responsible. How many times can this families Twitter account get hacked? They put stuff out there and as usual, blame someone else. Wow, I actually feel bad for Lindsay on this one. While this wouldn’t be so surprising if true, I highly doubt she has HIV.

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Lindsay Lohan Facing 5150 Hold ???

March 29, 2010 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Things are getting really bad for Lindsay Lohan yet again! According to reports, Lohan needs to get help very soon or things are going to be bad, with friends worrying that she could become another Hollywood tragedy. Now TMZ says in an exclusive report that in addition to friends and family,authorities are piping up and saying they’ve looked in the situation and feel the same way.

We’re told during one of Lindsay’s crazier nights out recently, cops became so concerned they discussed taking her in for a 5150 evaluation.

They also say that “some police officers who routinely come in contact with Lindsay tell TMZ they have thought seriously about forcing her to get help,” after her recent substance-fueled late nights on the town, which would mean a so-called 5150 evaluation. In other words: If a person can’t take care of him or her self, officials will step in and get that person mental health assistance. Police sources who spoke to TMZ cite Lindsay’s “erratic behavior” and “attitude” as cause for serious concern. They later decided against it after speaking to her representatives because they felt she didn’t meet all the criteria and was capable of taking care of herself, at least for now. TMZ cited a “professional” source as saying that Lindsay is in serious danger of kicking it if she doesn’t clean up her act.

“If she doesn’t get help soon, she’s going to die.”

Friends and family say Lindsay, who has in the past been treated for alcohol addiction, has fallen prey to the vicious cycle of substance abuse. Previously Lohan has been admitted to rehab in an attempt to get her movie career back on track, however it looks as if perhaps another visit may be the best thing for her before she joins the R.I.P Hollywood Elite. It’s hard to believe that the “recovering addict” is really recovering from her addiction when all she’s been seen working hard at is heading out to clubs every night. If that’s the picture of health, then it’s scary to think what unhealthy looks like.

I’m all out of jokes. I hope she gets the help she needs and fast – with Dina and Michael Lohan having nothing to do with trying to make it happen. They’ve already proven to be much more a part of the problem than part of the solution.

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Levi Johnstons Playgirl Spread Will Bore You

November 18, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Your Christmas gifts are coming a tad early this year from Playgirl.com – in the form of a teaser picture from Levi Johnstons‘ nude, but non full-frontal, photo shoot. In the photo of Johnston, giving his best bedroom eyes impression, he is showing presumably in the shower with one arm up over his head and staring blankly into the camera lens. Not so scandalous as anyone expected because really, what are we looking at? Just the top of the guy’s body… shoulders up. Since when is pit hair sexy? The black and white photograph is just one of the many photos to come, which will include a tribute to “hockey moms” that features Johnston posing with a hockey stick.

He seems to have quite the nice body! Too bad his brain isn’t as healthy. More teaser pictures are expected to be released next week… and even though he wussed out on giving us the full monty. I am not one to turn down a peek, but I rather pass on seeing his moose meat. The semi-nude photos will run online in January.

Quotables:

The Blemish: I’m not sure what the big deal is about Levi Johnston being in Playgirl as it appears to be big news to everyone but me. Anyway, Playgirl released a teaser photo of Levi’s spread in which he has decided that will not be doing full frontal much to the dismay of, um, someone.

College Candy: Levi might be conventionally attractive, but his status as Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Jon Gosselin’s new buddy – Michael Lohan must be green with envy – and an all-around jerk (in response to New York Magazine asking him how he was adjusting to life in the Big Apple, Levi said, “I run this city. It ain’t no thang.” UGH) means that we’re less than excited about the idea of having naked pictures of this a**hat plastered all over the internet next week.

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Dina Lohan Says Lindsay Is A Cutter

November 11, 2009 By Holly Stafford 2 Comments

In another small glimpse into the tortured and messed up life of Lindsay Lohan, another taped phone call between parents Michael his ex-wife Dina has surfaced, in which Dina admits that Lindsay is a cutter. Rumors that Lindsay was causing harm to herself over the past few years began after multiple photographs revealed fresh cuts and old scars on her wrists and arms, a tell-tale sign of self-mutilation. HollywoodDame first reported on this a couple months back (You can read about that here), but it appears the cutting has been going on for quite some time as the audio recording released is back from 2008. In the conversation Michael and Dina both acknowledge how bad their daughter’s problems have become, but both deny they either of them are at fault. Michael tells Dina that he represents the bad things in Lindsay’s life but his ex-wife interrupts.

Per Radar:

“Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it’s bad Michael, it’s bad.”

Dina then admits that she feels like Lindsay’s in a dire situation and that something bad is bound to happen to her.

“I know it’s gonna happen,” Dina says. “If something happens I will feel that it’s all your fault, that’s how I will feel, it’s not about me.”

“And I’ll feel that it’s everybody else’s fault,” Michael responds.

The estranged exes then continue to bicker more about whose fault it is. Michael’s says that earlier leaks of phone conversations are proof that Lindsay needs help and were slammed by Dina, who along with her daughter have also threatened legal action. He claims to be releasing these conversations as a way to push his daughter into rehab to get some help.

“I admit, I’m being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes,” he told us. “But I’m tired of being lied about. I’m tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I’m not, so now I’m going to prove to the world who the real liars are.”

The latest phone recording is just one of several tapes released by Michael over the past week. Previous recordings have revealed a crying Lindsay on the verge of a breakdown calling out for help and about an alleged secret relationship with Heath Ledger around the time of his death (You can read about that here.) How could Dina know and look at her arms and do nothing about it? She knows its real bad but yet says she wouldn’t be at fault if anything happens to Lindsay? News Flash Dina – you will be 100% at fault for doing nothing! Without any kind of help, Lindsay will most likely self-destruct within the next 18 months or less. She never stood a chance with parents like these.

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Lindsay Lohan Death Sentence

October 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Michael Lohan is a part of Bush’s Axis of Evil and a disgusting human being from henceforth to be known as Professor Whore Mouth. Where is NeNe to come rip out his hair plugs and inform him of his toxic parenting? (Click here for that video of NeNe’s verbal slappery.)

Professor Whore Mouth is on his ‘Tour de Lindsay’s Coked Out Coattails’ and name dropped Heath Ledger and has thusly completely made himself look like a moron. He is trying to stage an intervention for Lindsay Lohan, but instead of quietly sitting down with family and friends he is trying to do it through media outlets because nothing says ‘I care’ like famewhoring and a death sentence that will happen “within a year.”

Per Grazia Magazine via NY Daily:

‘She needs long-term rehab. I fear the worst. Look at Elvis, Anna Nicole Smith, Heath Ledger – who was a close friend of hers. It could be a year, a month, a week – who knows? She has a plethora of medicine you can’t mix and can’t drink with.’

He should really take his act on the road. People would pay good money to see someone with his own head shoved up his rump.

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Michael Lohan & NeNe Leakes War Of Words

October 23, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Another war of words erupted on “The Insider” last night, this time between attention seeker Michael Lohan and “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star NeNe Leakes.

Lohan has been speaking out to the media alot lately, saying that he wants to petition for his daughter’s Lindsay Lohans‘ conservatorship because he believes she is addicted to prescription drugs. Lohan appeared via satellite on the show, and Leakes barely let Lohan have a chance to defend himself for his public actions, though that still didn’t stop him from lashing back at her. She accused him of being a sell-out parent who is trying to make money on his daughter, calling him things like a “toxic parrot” and “manipulator,” but he denied the claims.

Per NY Daily News:

“I believe you’re just trying to make money off of Lindsay,” Leakes said. “You’re always in the press.”

Lohan responded, saying he hasn’t made any money off of his daughter and that he’s the only one trying to help her.

“I’m not going see my daughter die!” he said. “You have Michael Jackson, you had Heath Ledger, Adam Goldstein. You can go back to John Belushi, Anna Nicole Smith, and even Elvis Presley. It was prescription drugs that killed these people. I’m not going watch my daughter die.”

Undeterred, Leakes continued, threatening him physically. “Do not make me come after you,” she warned. “I will eat you alive.”

“Do something worthwhile and promote Nutri-System,” says Lohan. “Give your chair a break and move your fat a** outta there!”

Guess we know now where Lindsay gets her “Oh, well she’s fat” comebacks from. Leakes then takes it another step farther, telling Lohan to ‘go hang out with Jon Gosselin.’ Bah-Zing! Their war of the words ended with Lohan taking off his mic and leaving his chair, abruptly ending the interview. Come on now… we’re all adults here, aren’t we?

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Daddy Lohan, who is reportedly about to get served with a restraining order by Lindsay. This comes after he made it public knowledge that he hoped stage an intervention for her whose alarming appearance and erratic behavior has left him sure she’s been popping pills and drinking in excess. Lindsay didn’t appreciate her father’s heart-to-heart with the tabloids and obviously Leakes didn’t either! But in the end, its Papa Lohan who looks like the bigger man, as he’s issued an apology to Ms. Leakes.

Per The Insider:

“I apologize to the producers of ["The Insider"], the viewers and even Miss Leakes for coming back at her, for her attack on me, in the inappropriate manner I did. I do however wish I had known she was on the panel because then I would have known what I was in for and I would have handled things differently. To begin with, she may have children, but none in a crisis situation. Second, for her to call me a broke a** when I am not, but she had a house in foreclosure and 2 cars repoed [sic], I would have addressed that as well. This show was about helping my daughter and owning up to my part of her life and why I have taken these measures. Not a personal attack on Lindsay or me. I am sorry for my conduct and I hope Ms. Leakes is for hers.”

Take this with a grain of salt – Knowing him, its just another way to keep his name floating about. Pick up on the cheap shots in his so-called apology? Check out the video above for your LOL’s of the day!

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Lindsay Lohans’ Dad Planning Intervention

October 9, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Back on Tuesday of this week, Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael took to the media to air some dirty laundry about his daughter, describing Lindsay’s addictions to popping pills in excess, such as Adderall, the anti-anxiety drug Zoloft, and several other bi-polar medications. Although, I’m pretty sure that is only part of her problem; she most likely chases her drugs with a couple swigs of Vodka and a few snorts of the white powdery stuff. But now, Michael is yaking on and on about how he plans to stage an intervention in order to save his daughter from all the evil in her life, provided he can tear his ex-wife Dina away from her new shoe line to help him out with his master plan.

Per Radar:

“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way,” Michael Lohan told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing. When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her,” he said. “If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.””

That sure is big talk from someone who is most likely the cause of all her emotional problems anyway. Yeah, sure you need Dina, but good luck with getting that intervention off the ground now that you’ve blabbed about it to the media. Lindsay can read afterall… I think! In the meantime, Dina has made it clear she wants no part of a public intervention, saying that she is outraged is going to the press about their daughter’s alleged drug abuse problems, and instead she is asking people to have more empathy for Lindsay.

Per Contact Music:

“If you’ve ever lived a day in the life of my daughter you would probably cry. It hurts and it’s sad that one of her parents goes on television and talks about her personal life – it’s personal. She’s doing fine. Whatever Lindsay’s issues are, they are family issues. If she stumbles, she falls and she gets up,” says Dina Lohan.

Does he really think he is going to help her by splashing her personal struggle all over the press? So far the crotch shots, the scolding letter from the movie producer, the video of her wailing in front of Samantha Ronson’s house and the many recent photos of her looking like a 42-year-old lush have not amounted to enough pressure to make her stop using drugs. Lilo is basically an immature, spoiled brat, despite her age. Attempting to shame her publicly will only make her stamp her feet, throw a tantrum and go on a drunken/drug enraged bender. Good one, Dad!

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Lindsay Lohans Neighbors Want Her Gone

August 25, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Neighbors of Lindsay Lohan want her out of their neighborhood – pronto! Citing the recent burglaries (twice in the past 3 months at Lindsays’ place) along with the constant presence of the paparazzi, they are claiming that ever since the actress has moved in their neighborhood has gone down-hill! They also claim the second break in proves that drugs are still a big part of Lindsay’s life and it is affecting all of them to no end.

Per Radar:

“The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house,” a neighbor told RadarOnline.com. “Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her.”

And who could blame them? I’m sure Lindsay knocks their neighborhood up a few pegs on the trash-o-meter. Lohans house was broken into again for the second time early Sunday morning, with thieves making off with a safe, bags, jewelry and shoes from inside. Detectives are currently reviewing video footage which reportedly shows three men leaving the house. According to reports, the side door to Lohans’ house had appeared to be ripped right off its hinges. Hasn’t Lindsay allegedly given herself the Five Finger Discount on other’s property? I don’t have any sympathy for her on this one. On Monday the house reportedly lays empty with no padlock on the main door, and the side door still missing. Lindsay was seen leaving on Sunday afternoon with a couple of friends and an assistant, after coming home to gather up some of her personal things. Lindsays father, Michael Lohan, has vowed to catch the men who broke into his daughters house. That is, if he can manage to take some time out schooling Jon Gosselin on how to be a hard partying absentee father chasing girls almost young enough to be your daughter from a teenage relationship. I’m just sayin’…

Per Radar:

“It’s obviously an inside job and I first noticed that the door at the side of the property was missing a few days ago. This is a really narrow and winding street and I’m amazed there has not been a more serious accident,” the neighbor added. “I’ve got nothing personal against her but she needs to find a home in a gated community with security at the main gate because all the residents are fed-up with the situation.”

I’m surprised she doesn’t already live in a gated community. Or at least an alarm system loud enough to wake up the surround counties next to hers. Sounds like an inside job to me. Insurance claim, perhaps? I don’t see any other form of income for her to live off of. Maybe she spent all of her money on blow and alcohol and can’t afford it now? Again, I’m just sayin’…

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