Yes mommy! Just about every ho on that show deserves a good whack from The Whoopi. She should start charging for that. We can all get t-shirts that are emblazoned with the words “I Got Whacked By Whoopi!” on them. Of course, people might take it the wrong way and I am not about to be locked up for a Whoopi Goldberg prostitution ring.

“Real Housewives of D.C.’s” Michaele Salahi claims that Whoopi Goldberg hit her during the show. From the above clip Salahi is going on about anorexia when Whoopi appears from offstage and touches her on the arm to which Salahi exclaims “I felt someone touch me.” The show went on with the bitchfest over the White House crashing.

Later Michaele started crying and accused the show and Whoopi Goldberg of “outrageous abuse.” Whoopi came back to her room and yelled: “I didn’t fucking hit you! Did you say I fucking hit you?”

Now, the “White House Party Crasher” is demanding an apology for the fictional “hitting” and being called a party crasher. ABC is practically laughing at her (as is the rest of the world) and issued this statement:

“At one point during Michaele Salahi’s appearance on The View on Wednesday, Whoopi lightly touched Ms. Salahi to get her attention and said to her, “Excuse me, can you get back to the White House, please?,’ meaning could Ms. Salahi return to the original subject of the conversation. After the show, Ms. Salahi and her husband accused Whoopi of hitting Ms. Salahi. As the broadcast clearly shows, the accusation was completely unfounded and erroneous. After the show and after being told she was being accused of hitting Ms. Salahi, Whoopi proceeded to defend herself verbally from this baseless claim in a heated exchange with the Salahis.”

Translation: “Ho, you can’t even get arrested so as Aretha said to Gloria, Celine, Shania, and Mariah during Divas Live, “Are you trippin’? No one interrupts the Queen of Soul, bitch. Ok?”