Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Licks Sandra Bullock-PHOTOS

Because breaking up her marriage in front of millions of people wasn’t quite enough, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee was snapped licking Sandra Bullock’s photo in a magazine.

That’s right kittens, watch out! Doctor’s offices are now being flooded with amateur paparazzi while you’re being prepped for Lasik Eye Surgery. And someone somehow managed to snap this totally impromptu photo of Jesse James’s mistress poking fun at America’s Sweetheart (please note my snarky undertone).

The Superficial released these photos compliments of Pacific Coast news today in just enough time for me to remember McGee exists. Thanks.

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Charlie Sheen Was Caught In Vegas With Who?!?

You can’t make this stuff up! It’s one of the craziest stories of the day – you’ll never believe who Charlie Sheen was with in Vegas this weekend during his booze & porn star filled bender! None other than Michelle “Bombshell” McGee! McGee was reportedly apart of the entourage of porn stars that spent time in Sheen’s suite this weekend in Vegas.

Per TMZ:

Around 2 AM, we’re told Bombshell and a friend rolled over to Charlie’s room — only to discover a “trainwreck inside” … consisting of Charlie, booze, and a whole lotta women. We’re told Bombshell — Jesse James’ former mistress — hung out for a couple of hours … but it’s unclear what happened behind closed doors.

Classy Charlie! Classy!

Click here to see where Andy Dick’s been kicked out of now!

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Jesse James’ Kids Living with Sandra Bullock

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Despite Sandra Bullock moving out and their father checking into rehab, Jesse James’ three children might be holding up just fine. His kids, Chandler, Jesse Jr., and Sunny are staying with Bullock while he is in rehab, but they are not living in her Hollywood Hills home which has been bombarded with paparazzi recently.

Per TMZ:

One source very familiar with the situation tells TMZ, “It’s a positive sign about Sandra’s relationship with Jesse.” The source would not elaborate.

What is it a positive sign of? That they are going to stay together or that they are going to divorce but still remain friends? If there’s any hope of the two reconciling, Bullock needs to stay off the internet as mistress #5 is now making the rounds and apparently she wasn’t just a fling. This was true love. Obsessive but true. The new mistress claims they had a full blown relationship when he was married to Bullock and he even paid her rent!

Per Radar:

“She had a full-on relationship with Jesse,” a good friend tells RadarOnline.com of the mistress who wishes to remain unidentified. “After a while Jesse became obsessed with her and she couldn’t handle it anymore. If he couldn’t get a hold of her for some reason he’d go over to her house looking for her. After a while, she got kind of scared of him and broke it off.”

“Jesse got a house for this woman and she said he paid the rent on it every month,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She said he only stopped paying for it once she broke up with him.”

Bullock must have a heart of gold to not want to rip Jesse apart, limb by limb, and consider castrating him for throwing her in the middle of a highly publicized sex scandal. She has not been seen since the first of her husband’s alleged mistresses, Michelle McGee, came forward in March claiming she had an 11-month affair with James. Shortly after the story broke, reports that James had cheated with several other women during the marriage followed. James then apologized for using “poor judgement” and said he “deserved everything bad” that came his way. Last month, an Arizona treatment facility specializing in drug, alcohol and sex addiction, confirmed that James was a patient there. In the past, Bullock has gone to bat for James to receive custody of Sunny, his daughter from his previous marriage to porn star Janine Lindemulder. Lindemulder, who is currently in a halfway house after being released from prison due to tax trouble, has told the media many times that her daughter loves Sandra and hopes she would remain in her daughter’s life. Chandler and Jesse Jr. are James’s children from his marriage to first wife, Karla. Those poor kids are probably so confused about what’s going on right now. James still has another month in rehab and Bullock can’t even leave the house. And all this because Jesse simply couldn’t keep it in his pants. Bullock is probably the only stable person these kids have ever known.

Jesse James Dog Fights and Hooker Parade

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Things keep going from bad to worse for Jesse James. We already know there have been five different mistresses in his cheating scandal, his alleged foursome, and thinks posing as Hitler was a good idea – just to name a few, but apparently there’s a lot more! Rumors are now rolling around that James was involved in dog fighting some time ago allowing two of his pit bulls to fight to the death. But while some claim James took them to a dog fighting ring, others say that’s not true and that James’ dogs Cisco and Rudy got into a fight while James was not present, resulting in one dog to lose its leg.

Per Starpulse:

The National Enquirer reports that James was a part of dog fights that were kept a secret from his animal-loving wife Sandra Bullock. However, Bullock found out and was “horrified and in tears” over the act.

Whether or not there is any truth to the rumors are yet to be seen. Regardless, it seems the release of the Nazi photo broke the dam holding back awful information, true or false, about Jesse James. Also, more details of his sexual escapades with various women are leaking out to the tabloids. According to one new report that is covered with all kinds of “ewww,” James paid mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee to have sex with him in a private room at the strip club where she worked. James allegedly visited San Diego’s Club Fantasy strip club where McGee worked multiple times, paying her and the club large sums of cash to get a little extra action. Its being said he also paid at least one other stripper to give him ’service’ in a private room, reportedly as much as $400 an hour.

Per Huffington Post:

“[The club] comped him admission,” the insider tells Life & Style. “But he always paid to be with her. One time, she was on her knees giving him [oral sex]. It’s not something the club allows, but he is who he is. She bragged about doing it to him. As soon as Michelle was done giving him [oral sex], he grabbed another one of the girls,” continues the insider. “He was pretty aggressive with her. He was pulling her bathing suit aside. He wanted her to do what Bombshell did, but she wouldn’t do it. It looked like she used her hand instead.”

More and more our gut says James isn’t just a cheater – he’s a nasty, dirty, sleazy douchebag and totally leaves me feeling like I need to jump in the shower and give myself a good scrub after reading about his ho’ stolling. We don’t know if this is the last we’ll hear about Jesse James and his adventures but rest assured, if more comes out you’ll hear about it here… after we shower, of course!

Jeese James Nazi Picture, Sex Rehab

Man, its a bad day to be Jesse James. As divorce talks loom, more potentially character-killing bombshells have dropped further proving James to be exactly the sort of douchebag you’d take him for at first glance, doing their best to further unravel what’s left of his marriage. The rumored photo of James dressed as a Nazi has been released, where you can clearly see him posing in a Nazi hat, with a model Nazi plane behind him, making a “heil” salute and, as if that weren’t enough, using his fingers to imitate a Hitler mustache.

Per Us:

“He did it for shock value,” a source tells Us Weekly of the shot, taken in James’ home.

Who in their right mind would want to dress up like a Nazi? If Sandra Bullock is on the fence about divorcing James, this should obviously tip the scale. The photo was reportedly taken back in 2004, when Jesse and Sandra were dating but not yet married. Believe it or not, his Hitler hijinks may not be the worst news Team Jesse has to deal with today, as a couple has reportedly come forward to announce to the world their participation of a foursome with James and skank #1, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. “Life & Style” magazine quotes Skittles Valentine, along with her tattoo artist boyfriend Eric McDougall, saying the alleged encounter took place after they met last June after McDougall filled in a tattoo for James.

Per Life & Style:

“Jesse and Michelle both wanted Skittles,” says Eric, noting there was never a mention of Sandra. “Eric and I were having sex, so we switched off, and Jesse and I had sex,” Skittles tells Life & Style exclusively. “I had an awesome time. I think Jesse is so cute.” The foursome ended only when Bombshell got jealous of Skittles spending too much time with Jesse — and the two ended up in a hair-pulling, knock-down fight! (Requests for comments from Jesse and Michelle were not returned.) While Eric can’t recall if he used protection during the more intimate part of the night, Jesse didn’t use any protection. “Maybe I used a latex glove,” says Eric. “I don’t know. Sometimes as a last-case scenario I tie a latex glove finger off.”

The Jesse James/Sandra Bullock sex scandal is quickly turning into Tiger 2.0! If that isn’t bad enough, yet another alleged mistress – #5 – is waiting in the wings, plotting her coming-out party to the world…for the right price.

Per Radar:

“She has been consulting attorneys and PR the past few days,” the source told RadarOnline.com of the mystery mistress. “She may even come out this week.”

Reports have claimed that the woman wants to tell all on her relationship with Jesse but has already been turned down by several people to represent her. Some reps don’t want to get involved while others believe a White Power element has emerged. Following even deeper into Wood’s footsteps, James has checked into an Arizona rehab to seek help and attempt to save his marriage.

Per TMZ:

A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.

Jesse was reportedly stopped by a police officer while driving to Arizona last Friday, and he told the officer that he was on his was to rehab in an effort to save his marriage. He was pulled over for driving without a front license plate and for having tinted windows. Think it will do any good? Sounds to me like a classic case of too little, too late. Funny how these celebs seem to think a trip to rehab is their golden ticket to righting their wrongs.

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Sandra Bullock Filing For Divorce From Jesse James

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Radar Online says movie star Sandra Bullock will file for divorce from reality TV star Jesse James after a cheating scandal that left her horrified by the reports of his multiple mistresses. She reportedly decided to file for divorce this week and has already begun the legal process.

“She’s had enough,” the source said. “She’s ending the marriage.”

James has been linked to a slew of women after he issued a general apology to Bullock and his children with two other women, but never admitted he had an affair with stripper and tattoo model Michelle McGee, hoping that Bullock would forgive him. Since the first report of marital infidelity surfaced, three other women have stepped forward to claim that they have slept with James and as many as seven others may have been with him as well while the couple was married. And he thought he could get away with this, really? Bullock left the house the morning the scandal broke three weeks ago that she shared with James in Southern California. She is now living in a second house she owns in Southern California. A friend of Bullocks says that she keeps feeling more and more humiliated with each new mistress that steps up, making her marriage to be a big lie. has remained out of the public eye and has canceled three appearances in an attempt to keep a low profile. Additionally, rumors that she was planning on adopting James’ daughter Sunny are false. There will be no adoption, “nor have there ever been any plans for Sandra to adopt any of Jesse’s children.”

I could not be happier to hear that Bullock has made up her mind and is well on her way to taking James to the cleaners – she deserves so much better. Who knows, maybe Howard Stern will organize a Jesse James Mistress Beauty Pageant, just like he did for some of Tiger Woods‘ skanks.

Jesse James Second Mistress Surfaces – Divorce Looms

Ugh. The mess that is Jesse James continues to brew as the beloved Sandra Bullock remains in hiding.

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Now, another skank has emerged and is revealing that she too made hasty pudding with the ‘West Coast Choppers’ star.

This heavily tattooed stripper’s name is Melissa Smith and she claims that James contacted her via her Myspace page (how very 2006) about a car she was posing with in a pic.

Later, she traveled to meet him and, after taking some pictures with James, things got nasty.

Via Star Magazine:

“After making small talk about the artwork on his walls and taking photos together, ‘I said, Well, I guess I should get going,’ and he said, ‘You don’t have to,’ and moved his chair closer to me and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch,’ Melissa details.”

Wherever Bullock is currently hiding, I hope they have plenty of penicillin.

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Betty White is Going to Cut Jesse James

Betty White will cut a bitch. And I can think of no bigger bitch than Mr. Sandra Bullock, Jesse James.

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White and Bullock co-starred last year’s ‘The Proposal’ and later, Bullock presented White with a lifetime achievement award at the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards.

Apparently, White is rather protective of Sandy and isn’t too happy that her husband decided to take a dip in the pool of skank that is Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee.

Via Popeater:

“Betty wants to kick Jesse James’ a**. Betty is furious and just cannot understand why he would be so stupid. He had everything. A beautiful, talented wife who adored him, an amazing daughter that Sandra treats as her own, and he has thrown it all away for some floozy.

In fact, Betty is so angry her friends tells me she cannot mention Jesse’s name without cursing!”

I sincerely hope someone gets this on tape.

Jesse James Issues an Apology

I scratch my head in confusion as to why these celebs turned sex maniacs feel the need to apologize to the world for being perverts. Jesse James is the latest to add his name to the list of men who can’t keep their naughty bits to themselves and has issued a public apology to Sandra Bullock.

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The age old question of whether or not you can repair a relationship after infidelity is the theme this decade. Yesterday James’ mistress continued with the details on their debauchery by providing sexy texts she and Jesse exchanged. (Click HERE to see those). Being that Sandy is a very private person, someone thought it wise to have Jesse issue a public apology. –Oh, honey. No.-

“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.

There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

This case isn’t nearly as bad as Tiger Woods’s Mistress Parade (completed with an Ambien float and proceeds going to a Distressed Nightclub Hostesses association). Recently one of his hooker/porn star/bar waitresses went public with some extremely scandalous texts in which he told her he wanted to “choke, slap, f**k, throw, pull hair, bite and pee on” her.

Regardless, the current story is that Bullock found out about his cheating through her publicist who got a mercy call from In Touch.

“In Touch magazine had called Sandra’s publicist Monday morning to let her know the magazine was going to print an explosive cover story … saying her husband was cheating,” a source at the magazine told me. “At first, camp Sandra dismissed the story until they understood that the magazine had the alleged mistress, tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, on the record telling all.”

By the end of the day Monday, Sandra had moved out of the mansion in California and pulled out of her London event to promote ‘The Blind Side,’ feeling blindsided herself.

My little no-heart is weeping for her, but honey child, you know Sandy isn’t curled up in the fetal position crying on the bathroom floor with a cookie dough mustache. She has memories of seeing Ryan Reynolds naked to be her Band-Aid, gobs of cash and the rest of her Oscar winning life to get on with. I hope she is past the sads and already on to perfecting her “This Bitch…” look.

Sandra Bullock Moves Out

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Yesterday, reports began flying after ‘In Touch’ weekly released a story that Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James, was cheating on her with some tattoo artist named Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee. In case you haven’t heard about that yet, click here for a refresher and Michelle Bombshell Mcgee pictures

Now, People Magazine is reporting that Bullock has in fact moved out of the home she shared with James.

The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband surfaced, a source tells PEOPLE.

Bullock, 45, left on Monday, the source says. Bullock, who won her first Oscar – a Best Actress award – for The Blind Side on March 7, also abruptly canceled a trip to Europe for the London premiere of the film.

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This is yet another starlet to fall victim to the ‘Best Actress Oscar Curse.’ Hilary Swank split with her husband, Chad Lowe, after winning the award twice, Resse Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe ended their marriage after she took home the award for ‘Walk the Line,’ and as we reported earlier this week, Kate Winslet-who won for her performance in ‘The Reader,’ is officially separated from her director-husband, Sam Mendes. Add Halle Berry to that line up too. She and hubby Eric Benet divorced in 2005 after it was discovered he was a sex addict and had been cheating.

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