Miley Cyrus Binge Drinking, Pot Smoking, and Kissing Girls?!?

Apparently the thought of Miley Cyrus partaking in binge drinking, sex, drugs, and some girl-on-girl action is upsetting the two to three people who haven’t already seen her crotch like a dozen times.

Cyrus is currently filming a movie titled “LOL” with Demi Moore (who plays her mother) and “Twilight” star Ashley Greene (who plays her arch nemesis).

Via Hollywood Life:

“OK, so there’s no pole dancing in this coming-of-age story for the Generation Z crowd, but Miley DOES indulge in some pretty racy teenage behavior. As Lola – who is described as a ‘teenage Aphrodite, minus the confidence’ – the 17-year-old actress loses her virginity, talks about sex incessantly, smokes marijuana, kisses one of her two best female friends on the lips, gets wasted and accidentally shows her mom, Ann, (Demi Moore) her Brazilian wax. Exactly – Hannah Montana she is NOT.”

Really? Miley flashing crotch and kissing chicks is a typical Tuesday morning. Looks like some people need to remember that!

As for Greene’s character, apparently her nickname is “Post-It” since she sticks it to all the guys. This is a character I can get behind…well maybe not behind.

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Miley Cyrus Fake Lesbian Kiss – VIDEO

Miley Cyrus has indulged in a fake girl-on-girl kiss that has the church elders clutching their rosaries and gasping the words Ay Dios Mio!!!

[Miley Cyrus Fake Lesbian Kiss – VIDEO]

During her performance on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ she faked a kiss with another female dancer. The Daily Mail was all excited to report the details.

“Unlike Spears and Madonna’s on-stage antics at the 2003 MTV Awards, Cyrus stopped short of actually kissing the scantily-clad dancer and they just thrust her lips towards each other.”

However, when you actually watch this choreographed Dance of the Hot Mess it’s about as scandalous as an episode of ‘Saved by the Bell.’ (You can see for yourself at the 1:06 marker, but I suggest you mute it or stuff your ears with bagels because the true scandal here is the fact that people pay money to hear her sing.) This fauxmosexual kiss comes after she wore that horrid green swimsuit she time warped to the 1940’s and brought back to showcase her lady camel toe. (Click HERE for those photos.)

This personally gives me the yawns. She is the even less talented version of Britney Spears and will probably be doomed to beating her baby daddy’s car with an umbrella before she is 25.

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