Oh. My. Stripper Pole.
Yes kittens, that is a group of children. Not teens. Children. And there they are, posing happily with what appears to be a stripper pole. I could be wrong. I haven’t been to a club that offers such dancing equipment since my run in with a bouncer named Tito, but that sure is what they used to look like.
Did I mention that one of those kids just happens to be the 9 year-old sister of Miley Cyrus? Yep. On the left. There’s little Noah Cyrus. Little “I’m so young my parents have to sign-off on pictures taken of me” Noah Cyrus. And Billy Ray and the next Dina Lohan came to the conclusion that having Noah photographed on said pole while looting the gift room at the Teen Choice Awards was a great idea.
Actually, I am surprised Billy Ray isn’t up there with her. That would have been Disney classy.
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