Miley Cyrus attended the 2012 Billboard Music Awards rocking The Rachel and some serious sideboob. Because Miley and polls go together like peanut butter and jelly, lets all vote on the look…
Poll below the cut. Click ‘Read More’ to Vote!
Divorce, Host Hates Aniston, Law Breaker, Reality Show Judge’s Coke Habit :Blind Items
May 7, 2012 By 1 Comment
“This solid B+ actress is taking a break from her marriage to a C list actor. She was overheard telling people that they are just “taking a break,” but she admitted in private that she caught him sending sexy texts and emails to their mutual friend. Their male mutual friend.” [Hollywood Dame]
Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus Competing to be ‘X-Factor’ Judge
May 2, 2012 By 1 Comment
Demi Lovato is reportedly deep in talks to fill the vacant spots left by Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul on Fox’s floundering ‘X-Factor.’
Let’s take a girl fresh outta rehab and sit her next to Britney Spears on panel to judge a bunch of people desperate to make a career in music. It sounds like a DISASTUH that Dr. Drew would be tackling during sweeps, but Simon Cowell is tagging it with a whole lotta NOVEL IDEA OLD CHAP!
Miley Cyrus Flashes Crotch…Again – PICTURES
April 9, 2012 By 1 Comment
I wonder if Professional Crotch Popper is on her resume… Miley Cyrus has once again been snapped sans underwear. Being that this a slow Monday morning, I am calling it “news.”
Cyrus wore a skimpy and uber tight dress to her Pilates class. I would call this lingerie, but I am an old fart that wears shorts and an old BACON IS MEAT CANDY! t-shirt while pretending to work out.
Miley Cyrus Cutting ?! – PHOTOS
April 3, 2012 By 2 Comments
Miley Cyrus is stirring up a fresh batch of rumors. This time the ‘LOL’ starlet appears to have scars on her forearm. Some are labeling the marks “cutting scars.”
Cyrus took one of her 3 dogs for a walk on April 2nd and looming paps snapped photos that revealed red lines across her inner arm. Naturally, most are jumping to the conclusion that she is cutting and has been masterfully hiding her self harmingsecret.
Liam Hemsworth Embarassed by Miley Cyrus
March 23, 2012 By 1 Comment
In similar news, water is wet.
Liam Hemsworth finds himself “concerned” with Miley Cyrus. I am sure it has nothing to do with her salvia induced OMG rambling, straddling hairstylists and poles or licking penis shaped birthday cakes.
Lately Miley has been hitting up the club scene on a nightly basis. According to the mag’s “insiders,” her nightlife is more active that her career.
Miley Cyrus’ New Hair Cut – PHOTO
February 14, 2012 By 1 Comment
Miley Cyrus took to Twitter to announce that she has cut her hair. I am calling it news.
It’s all in effort to escape the office filled with roses and teddy bears singing tunes about “cuppy-cakes.” You can thank Valentine’s Day for crap posts today.
Serial Cheater, Drunken Cheater, Done With Her Cheater :Blind Items
February 8, 2012 By Leave a Comment
This celebrity isn’t just famous for her skills in the kitchen. Despite getting married, she continues to hook up with countless fellow celebs including actors, musicians and other tv personalities. One of her escapades went public awhile back and she denied even meeting the notorious singer/ladies man. The whole thing blew over, but it hasn’t stopped her from entertaining other men. She recently hooked up with a Canadian recording artist. [Hollywood Dame]
Billy Ray Cyrus Writing Tell-All Book About Miley Cyrus
February 6, 2012 By Leave a Comment
I really hope Miley Cyrus is getting along with her father these days. It looks like daddy, Billy Ray, is going to be writing a tell-all book. He’s teamed up with Amazon for his book that will be called “Hillbilly Heart.” Ha, I can’t make this stuff up!
Ok, so what’s it going to be about?
‘LOL’ Trailer – VIDEO
January 9, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Miley Cyrus stars in the new film, ‘LOL.’ I am sure this going to be box office gold as Miley shows us how to kiss boys and text while teaching life lessons such as: pissing off Radiohead with acts of entitlement, how to squeeze the words’Oh Mah GAWD!’50+ times into 2:37 of salvia induced ranting or how to drunken stumble your way home.
