Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus Competing to be ‘X-Factor’ Judge

Demi Lovato is reportedly deep in talks to fill the vacant spots left by Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul on Fox’s floundering ‘X-Factor.’

Let’s take a girl fresh outta rehab and sit her next to Britney Spears on panel to judge a bunch of people desperate to make a career in music. It sounds like a DISASTUH that Dr. Drew would be tackling during sweeps, but Simon Cowell is tagging it with a whole lotta NOVEL IDEA OLD CHAP!

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Miley Cyrus Flashes Crotch…Again – PICTURES

I wonder if Professional Crotch Popper is on her resume… Miley Cyrus has once again been snapped sans underwear. Being that this a slow Monday morning, I am calling it “news.”

Cyrus wore a skimpy and uber tight dress to her Pilates class. I would call this lingerie, but I am an old fart that wears shorts and an old BACON IS MEAT CANDY! t-shirt while pretending to work out.

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Miley Cyrus Cutting ?! – PHOTOS

Miley Cyrus is stirring up a fresh batch of rumors. This time the ‘LOL’ starlet appears to have scars on her forearm. Some are labeling the marks “cutting scars.”

Cyrus took one of her 3 dogs for a walk on April 2nd and looming paps snapped photos that revealed red lines across her inner arm. Naturally, most are jumping to the conclusion that she is cutting and has been masterfully hiding her self harmingsecret.

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Liam Hemsworth Embarassed by Miley Cyrus

In similar news, water is wet.

Liam Hemsworth finds himself “concerned” with Miley Cyrus. I am sure it has nothing to do with her salvia induced OMG rambling, straddling hairstylists and poles or licking penis shaped birthday cakes.

Lately Miley has been hitting up the club scene on a nightly basis. According to the mag’s “insiders,” her nightlife is more active that her career.

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Miley Cyrus’ New Hair Cut – PHOTO

Miley Cyrus took to Twitter to announce that she has cut her hair. I am calling it news.

It’s all in effort to escape the office filled with roses and teddy bears singing tunes about “cuppy-cakes.” You can thank Valentine’s Day for crap posts today.

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Serial Cheater, Drunken Cheater, Done With Her Cheater :Blind Items

This celebrity isn’t just famous for her skills in the kitchen. Despite getting married, she continues to hook up with countless fellow celebs including actors, musicians and other tv personalities. One of her escapades went public awhile back and she denied even meeting the notorious singer/ladies man. The whole thing blew over, but it hasn’t stopped her from entertaining other men. She recently hooked up with a Canadian recording artist. [Hollywood Dame]

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Billy Ray Cyrus Writing Tell-All Book About Miley Cyrus

I really hope Miley Cyrus is getting along with her father these days. It looks like daddy, Billy Ray, is going to be writing a tell-all book. He’s teamed up with Amazon for his book that will be called “Hillbilly Heart.” Ha, I can’t make this stuff up!

Ok, so what’s it going to be about?

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‘LOL’ Trailer – VIDEO

Miley Cyrus stars in the new film, ‘LOL.’ I am sure this going to be box office gold as Miley shows us how to kiss boys and text while teaching life lessons such as: pissing off Radiohead with acts of entitlement, how to squeeze the words’Oh Mah GAWD!’50+ times into 2:37 of salvia induced ranting or how to drunken stumble your way home.

MTV ‘Punk’d’ Returns with Celebs Like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus

Ashton Kutcher has been busy lately, you know, filling Charlie Sheen‘s shoes and occupying the beds of people that are not Demi Moore. So busy, in fact, that his pranking days have taken up a lonely spot on the back burner. His MTV show ‘Punk’d’ may have gone the way of the dinosaurs, but expect a rebirth in 2012. MTV and Kutcher are relaunching Punk’d, only this time there will be an array of celebrity hi-jinking-hosts.

Hosts like Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus!

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Did Miley Cyrus Have Her Breasts Enlarged ?!

Three plastic surgeons think so, but Miley Cyrus denies it! She showed off some mega cleavage over the weekend and the pictures have so-called “experts” suggesting that she had some work done on her can. Take a look at the evidence, we’ll let you decide!

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