I may or may not have once harbored a secret love for Orlando Bloom and also slept with a cardboard cut-out of Legolas. Of course, I have moved on the delightful sculpted hairy beast that is Jake Gyllenhaal.
My former stalking subject and some model person are reportedly pregnant after pulling off a super secret wedding. A “source” told US that Miranda Kerr is knocked up.
“She’s definitely pregnant… Miranda’s thrilled,” says a source close to the Australia native, who wed the actor, 33, at an undisclosed location — reportedly in the Caribbean — less than a month after revealing their engagement on June 21. “She’s telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it.”
While the pal says no official announcement will be made, the couple of three years’ big news will be hard to keep hidden.
“She poses in lingerie,” says the friend of Kerr, who has modeled for Victoria’s Secret since 2007. “It will be obvious soon enough.”
I really don’t understand the point of shot gun type weddings. I mean, it would take a shotgun to get me down the aisle, but getting married because your pregnant is so 1950. That and it will be obvious when your child learns simple math skills and takes a health class.