Miss USA, Rima Fakih, Stripper Pole Dancing Photos

I believe one of the prerequisites for beauty pageants contestants is to have a past filled with either topless photos, free basing while singing the national anthem or swimming in a kiddie pool of jello with Tiger Woods. Another “scandal” has erupted after Rima Fakih was crowned high priestess of hypocrisy Miss USA.

Rima won a pole dancing contest in 2007 that was hosted by Detroit radio show called Mojo in the Morning. Everyone has started clutching their pearls and gasping at Fakih’s stripper pole pics and shouting “SLUUUUUUUUT!” (I would like to point out that she was wearing far less in the bikini portion of the pageant. The promo photos for the pageant also feature her in lingerie and fishnet stockings, but wearing a tank top shorts while dancing around a pole is too trampy? Doesn’t Miley Cyrus do that ho-shiz at her shows?)

Most are pushing for an investigation that could further strip her of her crown. In fact most are claiming that she only won because of political correctness and the words “affirmative action” was thrown out. During the competition, she tripped over her dress and called birth control a controlled substance that insurance should pay for.

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Miss USA 2010 Scandal Pictures

Once again, pageantry scandal has struck. Instead of a Bible humping (typo but it stays) contestant stripping down in some topless photos, we have the Miss USA contestants stripping down in a photo shoot done by the pageant and placed on the Miss USA website. The pictures are hardly scandalous, but conservative people with a case of the angries started calling in with complaints.

This is why I signed a petition for government issued vibrators. Inappropriate? Maybe, but a contest in which girls are judged on appearance in swim suits hardly screams moral fiber. They should be complaining about how tacky some of these look Miss Tennessee looks like she is auditioning for a spot on ‘Rock of Love.’

It’s not a pageant until someone takes their top off.

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Miley Cyrus Addresses Gay Marriage and Religion

Speaking of gay marriage….

Miley Cyrus has made it known she is for Cuckoo for Jesus Puffs and is tight with God. After Miss California, Carrie Prejean, caused mayhem with her ignorant comments about gay marriage, Miley took to her Twitter to express condolence to Perez Hilton and took a pro-gay stance despite her religion’s views.

Per Boy Culture:

Miley Cyrus @perezhilton ya hats lame! gods greates commandment is to love. and judging is not loving. that’s why christians have such a bad rep. <3 u

She later followed the comment up with an affirmation that she believes gays deserve the same rights.

@perehilton i believe that EVERYONE deserves to be happy. that’s all im saying ;)

Hmmm….Miley may have slightly redeemed herself in my eyes.

Miss California, Carrie Prejean, Gay Marriage Snub – Video

I am guessing Miss USA winner Kristen Dalton is thanking her lucky stars that Miss California is a straight up moron.

During the pageant Carrie Prejean gave a heinously stupid answer to the controversial topic of gay marriage. Perez Hilton, one of the judges, through out the topic of legalization of same sex unions. Instead of sidestepping with the typical PC answer about her religious beliefs she stated that she only believes in “opposite marriage.”

“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”

Perez fired back at the Miss USA hopeful via his blog calling her a “dumb bitch” and affirmed that her retort was “the worst answer in pageant history.”

I really don’t hold someone who wears Vaseline on her teeth and duct tapes her thighs into dresses responsible for intellectual responses.