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The saga of Ashton Kutcher’s peripatetic peen continues. The replacement ‘Two and a Half Men’ star was caught clubbing during his 6 year wedding anniversary and reportedly having sex with someone who wasn’t Demi Moore. (Click HERE for more torrid details and photos of his affair…)
Star magazine is making some hefty claims that Kate Middleton is cheating on Prince William. They are reportedly less than a year away from getting married and rumors of infidelity have been swirling. I am pretty sure the rag’s story is based on a single photo in which one of William’s friends is whispering something in Kate’s ear while they were watching Willy play polo. Unless he is said “Thanks for the lovely shag and cup of tea last night. Fancy another go behind that tree over there?” It is all pretty harmless.
In case you don’t have an Eidetic memory, William was reportedly cheating on Kate last month. They have been dating for about 7 years and according to the rumors, Will is allowed to tap some strange whenever he wants. The Enquirer came up with this little diddy:
“Kate is troubled by the disrespectful behavior William has shown her over the last seven years,” blabbed one insider.
“Kate and Wills had just returned from a romantic vacation in the Caribbean four years ago, and a picture of Wills kissing [British pop star] Natasha Hamilton was published in nearly every paper in Britain. All of Kate’s friends and family saw it. It was devastating for her! He didn’t even try to be discreet. That’s what upset Kate most – she thought William was being blatantly disrespectful to her, and she’s still haunted by that photo today.
“And to make matters worse, Kate is now being warned by royal courtiers that she must be prepared for William to follow in his philandering father’s footsteps — and take a mistress. ‘It won’t be IF he does, my dear,’ Kate was told by one of Queen Elizabeth’s advisers. ‘It will be WHEN he does — and then you must simply turn a blind eye.’
Meh. Harry is the hot one and frankly I’d rather be the ho on the side. Get out while you can honey.
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Dumb-Says-What went on Nightline to talk about his man whore ways and being super sorry for having a crotch circus going on behind Sandra Bullock’s back for over a year.
Jesse James busted out some rehab worthy tears and gave a story about his tortured childhood.
“My whole childhood I never had a chance to be a kid. I remember the clenched-teeth, strained-neck look on his face. He beat my ass pretty good a bunch of times. Football star, bike builder, Monster Garage TV star—all that stuff is a huge smokescreen so people won’t see that I’m a scared, abused kid, a 7-year-old.”
“I remember my dad laughed when I hit the ground and called me a dummy. It wasn’t getting the s–t beat out of me…It was the in-between time, the fear of that happening again. I was a terrorized kid. It’s really tough for me to think about now, because…” James trailed off, tears welling in his eyes. Sunny’s the age that I was…when my dad broke my arm.”
He had me feeling a tiny bit of pity until he tossed out excuses instead of owning up to his whoredom. Then he talked about the adoption of baby Louis and how their relationship blossomed after he came into their life. Obviously it didn’t blossom enough because he was still texting several members of his penis jockey lineup.
So to recap…Jesse is a slut because he has daddy issues.
I scratch my head in confusion as to why these celebs turned sex maniacs feel the need to apologize to the world for being perverts. Jesse James is the latest to add his name to the list of men who can’t keep their naughty bits to themselves and has issued a public apology to Sandra Bullock.
The age old question of whether or not you can repair a relationship after infidelity is the theme this decade. Yesterday James’ mistress continued with the details on their debauchery by providing sexy texts she and Jesse exchanged. (Click HERE to see those). Being that Sandy is a very private person, someone thought it wise to have Jesse issue a public apology. –Oh, honey. No.-
“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”
This case isn’t nearly as bad as Tiger Woods’s Mistress Parade (completed with an Ambien float and proceeds going to a Distressed Nightclub Hostesses association). Recently one of his hooker/porn star/bar waitresses went public with some extremely scandalous texts in which he told her he wanted to “choke, slap, f**k, throw, pull hair, bite and pee on” her.
Regardless, the current story is that Bullock found out about his cheating through her publicist who got a mercy call from In Touch.
“In Touch magazine had called Sandra’s publicist Monday morning to let her know the magazine was going to print an explosive cover story … saying her husband was cheating,” a source at the magazine told me. “At first, camp Sandra dismissed the story until they understood that the magazine had the alleged mistress, tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, on the record telling all.”
By the end of the day Monday, Sandra had moved out of the mansion in California and pulled out of her London event to promote ‘The Blind Side,’ feeling blindsided herself.
My little no-heart is weeping for her, but honey child, you know Sandy isn’t curled up in the fetal position crying on the bathroom floor with a cookie dough mustache. She has memories of seeing Ryan Reynolds naked to be her Band-Aid, gobs of cash and the rest of her Oscar winning life to get on with. I hope she is past the sads and already on to perfecting her “This Bitch…” look.
Somewhere, Tom Cruise is all giddy at the slightest thought of this! Another one of Tiger Woods alleged mistresses have come forward with shocking claims that Woods likes to swing his club both ways! Things just keep getting worse and worse for the golf star, don’t they? Loredana Jolie Ferriolo has been shopping a tell-all story, asking for $1 million to reveal how Woods “came out, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, and an answer to all the rumors about his sexuality” with claims she witnessed him in gay sexual encounters.
Per Radar:
One of her representatives told RadarOnline.com: “She is in talks with a number of publishing companies regarding a tell-all book deal.”
Not quite sure which number mistress she is, given that we lost count after #16, but Ferriolo, from Sicily, also claims to be one of Wood’s favorite mistresses. Something tells me Rachel Uchitel will not be amused by that! Whether or not Ferriolo’s story checks out is yet to be determined, but it can’t be making things any easier for Tiger as he tries to bounce back from the nightmare he’s succumbed to. I guess anyone that sexually needy would cover all the bases!
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Despite losing his wife, his children, millions of dollars in sponsorship, his fans, and having to take a leave from golf, Tiger Woods is still carrying on his affair with mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Woods is still seeing Uchitel almost daily and that the two have been sleeping together often.
Per X17 via In Touch Weekly:
“They have been sleeping together the entire time since the scandal broke,” a friend says. “They hooked up in a condo she’s been staying at in Palm Beach.”
According to sources, this is actually where Tiger has been hiding the last couple of a weeks. He’s not been staying on his yacht “Privacy,” but has been using it as a decoy when he actually has been staying on a yacht docked only 500ft away from Rachel’s condo. How convenient! Hmmm… I’m not surprised. I mean, his wife hates him now so whats he got to lose really?
Here is your WTF of the day. I know that tabloids, much like myself, are whores for nibblets of juicy gossip. However, I draw the line at this level of nuttery.
Star Mag is claiming that Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods made sexy stories for us to gobble on. Jess performed at an event back in July that Tiger took part in. The mag claims they got “touchy feely” and shows the cover photo of the two taking a photo together. They are posing together in the most non-provocative way and Jessica Simpson’s breast are running rampant, but they always are so I don’t deem it anything beyond Simpson thinking “Hey y’all! It’s that golf player Tony the Tiger! Take my picture with him. He’s ggrrrrrrreat!”
You must remember she was firmly attached Tony Romo‘s jock strap and gunning for a position as a footballer’s wife. Sadly, he tossed her aside and is now said to be engaged to Candice Cawford. I doubt the validity of the engaged, but the new blond was spotted wearing what some deem an engagement ring.
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These sources better have their shiz straight if we are going to be kicking Morgan Freeman out of the sexy bitch club. It appears he has pulled a Woody Allen.
If you believe the National Inquirer, Freeman’s divorce from his wife of 25 years was caused by Morgan’s alleged affairs. The 72 year old has been maintaining a secret affair with his 27 year old step granddaughter for nearly 10 years. Being that I am a math wiz, that means Freeman had been having relations with an underage relative. Icky. His affair with his first wife’s granddaughter, E’Dean Hines, is just part of the reason they are now divorcing. He also had a mistress named Mary Joyce Hays. What makes this all even more icky is the fact that he raised her since she was a little girl. E’Dean had confront his Myrna and told her about a drunken encounter the two had at a friend‘s home.
Per National Inquirer:
“Myrna said E’dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend’s house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse,” the source revealed. “E’Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further.”
That didn’t stop the two according to the rest of the story. Most recently they attended the premier of “The Dark Knight” hand in hand. No one thought much about the young date as Morgan introduced her as his granddaughter. The incest charges wouldn’t stand as she is not his blood relative.
I hereby kick Morgan Freeman out of the sexy bitches club.
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Woah – Snap! LeAnn Rimes is now being called a stalker by the wife of Eddie Cibrian, the actor Rimes was accused of having an affair (see those LeAnn Rimes cheating photos by clicking here) with during the filming the Lifetime Original Movie “Northern Lights.” It’s been two months since Eddie ended his affair with Rimes, but that’s not stopping his wife Brandi Glanville from standing up for what is rightfully hers, claiming says the country star can’t let go of her obsession with her husband.
Per Us:
“LeAnn is a stalker,” Glanville tells Us. “She refuses to leave us alone — it is shameful and scary. People are going to say it takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance. LeAnn is so desperate for fame she has left her self-respect in the gutter and doesn’t care who she hurts to get what she wants — She’s hurting my family and messing with the wrong mom.”
Leann, who is currently married to Dean Sheremet, first met Eddie on the set of their Lifetime movie earlier this year. Their affair in mid March came to light with a video of the two kissing at a restaurant. Leann and Eddie are also said to have been busted on a three hour tryst at a hotel together around that time. Glanville, who has been married to Cibrian since 2001, says her husband changed his phone number about a month ago in hopes of ending LeAnn’s endless calls and texts. But whats a mistress to do then? Why, counter this move in true psycho mode, of course… by intentionally tracking Eddie down at a Lakers game on May 17th. With two children with Cibrian, Brandi says she is happy and will fight for what she has. Calling LeAnn’s behavior “disgusting”, Brandi believes that the singer is doing this to get back into the spotlight.
Is Leann a jilted lover who is refusing to let go or is Brandi fooling herself as she tries to keep her family together? Rumor has it Leann was supposed to be in Florida for a concert the weekend of the 17th, but cancelled at the last minute claiming she lost her voice. Then low and behold, she’s at the Laker’s game. Leann has all of the makings of a stalker considering all of her past issues… Get her Brandi!
What Others Said:
Dlisted- “If you see a car with an “Attention: Can I Get Some?” bumper sticker, that’s Brandi. Wave hello and shout out the lyrics to “Can’t Fight the Moonlight.”
Crabbies Hollywood – “It was a scene straight out of Springer I bet. “Crazy Country Hos and the Men They Can’t Keep Their Tits Off of.” Mindy McCready has been giving her pointers.”
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Mel Gibson is now undergoing a very public break up with wife, Robyn Gibson. They have been separated for years, but recently announced their official divorce. This came shortly after photos of Mel kissing and cuddling another woman surfaced (read that story and see those photos by clicking here.)
Being Mel, he went on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show to discuss his new lady love, Oksana Grigorieva. While talking with Leno, he confirmed that Oksana is pregnant.
Jay Leno: I have to ask you something else. I hear these rumors that you guys are going to have a child.
Mel Gibson: This is true. We are having a child.
Leno: Oh, it is true!
Gibson: Yes.
Leno: So this will make 29 for you?
Gibson: Actually 8. I am Octo-Mel now. (smushes lips back mocking Octo-Mom.)
Leno: Do you know what it’s going to be?
Gibson: A human being I think. (laughter)
You know Oksana is doing her jackpot dance waving her Clear Blue Easy positive pregnancy stick in the air followed by some yatch shopping.
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
It looks like Bruno Mars isn’t a fan of Adele. The ‘It Will Rain’ singer lost Best Pop Song to returning songstress and it appears as though it didn’t sit well with him. After Alicia Keys announces another Adele win, he appears to be throwing a temper tantrum. Joke? [shrug] Bad joke if it was [...]
Adele returned to the grief stricken Grammy Awards. While Jennifer Hudson sang a simple, yet powerful tribute to the late Whitney Houston, the awards carried on. The ‘Someone Like You’ singer returned to the stage after enduring several problems with her throat. She appears to be back on her game and even performed ‘Rolling in [...]
