I know, I know kittens. The news is dry this morning and I have resorted hammering on Dr. Phil who is like that creepy Uncle you try and avoid at holidays. Oprah’s boo turned Diet Coke version of Jerry Springer is being sued for his boobie grabbing.

TMZ reports that a woman by the name Shirley Dieu filed a suit in L.A. Count Superior Court that alleges brainwashing, physical, emotional abuse and forced nudity. She was seeking therapy from Dr. Phil in 2007 and has now come forward to seek justice.

“In the documents, Shirley claims Phil forced her to “be in the same room with a completely naked live man while he exposed his entire naked body, genitals and all.” Shirley alleges she tried to escape the building, but “was blocked by the staff to prevent her from leaving.”

[She] also claims Phil “touched her left breast during her therapy session.” Shirley also claims Phil lied to her about being a “real” doctor — alleging that the TV shrink “is not licensed to practice in the state of California.”

This guy is like the Megan Fox of the psychiatry world…no talent and only famous because someone plucked him out obscurity. So in summary Dr. Phil is a boob burglar and Michael Bay = Oprah.

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