Kris Humphries is going to sue 10 layers of Revlon foundation off Kim Kardashian. Basically, Life and Style must be saving the good stuff for post Black Friday. So they went with the filler know as Kardashian news.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to be Split into THREE Films
April 1, 2010 By 4 Comments
If your inner geek felt extra ticklish today it could be because Warner Brothers has decided to make the final Harry Potter film into three movies! The news broke this morning and I questioned the legitimacy as it is April Fools Day. However, respected Harry Potter fansite, Mugglenet, is insistent.
“We spoke to a source at Leavesden Studios, who revealed: “We’ve got to be honest. When we started shooting Deathly Hallows, none of us wanted to stop. We experienced a fan-gasm. The book is simply amazing, and we love the people we work with. Each time we shot a scene we shot way too much extra footage because we loved the content so much. Before we knew it, we had enough content to fill three films.” When the Potter production team shared this news with Warner Brothers, many higher-ups – most notably CEO Alan Horn – jumped on the opportunity to turn it into a three-part finale.”
So when will the films for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows hit? The first two installments will hit as planned in November and July but part three is said to have a two year delay and open in July of 2013!
“One source at Warner Brothers’ Burbank headquarters told us, “Mr. Horn got so excited when he heard about all the extra footage that he immediately jumped out of his chair, picked up his Looney Tunes commemorative pen, and started pretending to throw Avada Kedavra spells at other studio’s headquarters he could see out his window. He knows that other studios are gonna hate this news.”
Thoughts? Is is an April Fool’s joke? Maybe…
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Sue for Break Rumors, Kiss at Super Bowl – PHOTOS
February 8, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Here is a big juicy I told you so! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are coming down from Mount BettaThanU to sue News of the World for shilling break up blasphemy.
In case you were busy fixing a bad hair dye job that left you looking like Cheetara (true story) and missed the entire Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt break up debacle in late January, click HERE for a recap. Since the publication of the split story, the power couple have gotten sue happy.
Via BBC News:
Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are suing the News Of The World newspaper after it published allegations about their relationship.
In a story published on 24 January, the paper said the couple would separate and had agreed the division of assets and custody of their children. The couple’s lawyer, Keith Schilling, called the “widely republished” allegations “false and intrusive”. He added the paper had failed to meet “reasonable demands” for an apology.
To further prove that Jolie’s voodoo vag still has its claws sunk into Pitt, they were photographed kissing and being all cuddly at the Super Bowl with their son Maddox happily watching the Saints own the Colts.
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes $75 Million Second Baby
December 3, 2009 By 1 Comment
Rumor has it that Katie Holmes and husband Tom Cruise will be trying to baby number 2 in the New Year. According to OK!, the couple finally think its time to expand their brood and are ready to give daughter Suri a sibling.
Per Ok!:
“She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again,” a pal tells OK! of the couple’s decision. “She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”
Although, rumors have been running rampant lately claiming the couple, who celebrated their three-year anniversary last month, have been separated because of marital tensions and not just due to work schedules. Reportedly, Katie has accepted a large sum of money to allow the baby making to happen. Or at least that’s what OK! seems to suggest, since the cover of its latest cover screams “$75 MILLION FOR BABY #2.” Hell, for that much money I’ll give him a whole little league team’s worth of chaps! Its been said that Katie wanted to wait until she had another box office hit before trying for a second child, which isn’t surprising when you consider that she’s already spent millions on Suri’s wardrobe alone this year. Better hope for a boy this time, Tom.
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Win $25 from Hollywood Dame
October 30, 2009 By Leave a Comment
I’m feeling generous today so I am giving away some cold hard cash. Simply answer 3 questions and tell me what you’d do with the $25 if you won. That’s it. Email your answers to me at HWDame@gmail.com. Winners will be chosen and notified on Friday the 30th. (That’s TODAY kittens!)
1. Go to PopEater.com (click here to go) – What is the 4th category on PopEater’s main page under “Hot Topics” (look on the left side of the page).
2. Name two of the Celebrities featured in the category mentioned above.
3. Name two famous kids featured in PopEater’s “Celebrity Baby” category.
That’s it! Email your answers and tell me what you’d do with the $25 to HWDame@gmail.com by Friday.
Michael Lohan & NeNe Leakes War Of Words
October 23, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Another war of words erupted on “The Insider” last night, this time between attention seeker Michael Lohan and “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star NeNe Leakes.
Lohan has been speaking out to the media alot lately, saying that he wants to petition for his daughter’s Lindsay Lohans‘ conservatorship because he believes she is addicted to prescription drugs. Lohan appeared via satellite on the show, and Leakes barely let Lohan have a chance to defend himself for his public actions, though that still didn’t stop him from lashing back at her. She accused him of being a sell-out parent who is trying to make money on his daughter, calling him things like a “toxic parrot” and “manipulator,” but he denied the claims.
Per NY Daily News:
“I believe you’re just trying to make money off of Lindsay,” Leakes said. “You’re always in the press.”
Lohan responded, saying he hasn’t made any money off of his daughter and that he’s the only one trying to help her.
“I’m not going see my daughter die!” he said. “You have Michael Jackson, you had Heath Ledger, Adam Goldstein. You can go back to John Belushi, Anna Nicole Smith, and even Elvis Presley. It was prescription drugs that killed these people. I’m not going watch my daughter die.”
Undeterred, Leakes continued, threatening him physically. “Do not make me come after you,” she warned. “I will eat you alive.”
“Do something worthwhile and promote Nutri-System,” says Lohan. “Give your chair a break and move your fat a** outta there!”
Guess we know now where Lindsay gets her “Oh, well she’s fat” comebacks from. Leakes then takes it another step farther, telling Lohan to ‘go hang out with Jon Gosselin.’ Bah-Zing! Their war of the words ended with Lohan taking off his mic and leaving his chair, abruptly ending the interview. Come on now… we’re all adults here, aren’t we?
It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Daddy Lohan, who is reportedly about to get served with a restraining order by Lindsay. This comes after he made it public knowledge that he hoped stage an intervention for her whose alarming appearance and erratic behavior has left him sure she’s been popping pills and drinking in excess. Lindsay didn’t appreciate her father’s heart-to-heart with the tabloids and obviously Leakes didn’t either! But in the end, its Papa Lohan who looks like the bigger man, as he’s issued an apology to Ms. Leakes.
Per The Insider:
“I apologize to the producers of ["The Insider"], the viewers and even Miss Leakes for coming back at her, for her attack on me, in the inappropriate manner I did. I do however wish I had known she was on the panel because then I would have known what I was in for and I would have handled things differently. To begin with, she may have children, but none in a crisis situation. Second, for her to call me a broke a** when I am not, but she had a house in foreclosure and 2 cars repoed [sic], I would have addressed that as well. This show was about helping my daughter and owning up to my part of her life and why I have taken these measures. Not a personal attack on Lindsay or me. I am sorry for my conduct and I hope Ms. Leakes is for hers.”
Take this with a grain of salt – Knowing him, its just another way to keep his name floating about. Pick up on the cheap shots in his so-called apology? Check out the video above for your LOL’s of the day!
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Lindsay Lohan Contemplating Playboy; Kate Gosselin Turns It Down
September 4, 2009 By 1 Comment
Well, at least there is one so called celebrity out there with a little bit of self respect. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $900kto pose for “Playboy” and is considering it. This isn’t the first time that “Playboy” would have approached Lohan, as they approached her back in 2008, with an offer of $700,000 that she turned down. Maybe if the up the ante a little bit by throwing in some booze and coke they just might have themselves a deal. We’ve already had the unfortunate opportunity to see Lohan nude once before in 2008, when she bared it all in “New York” magazine, so this really is bad timing on Hugh Hefners’ part, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen… Many, many times!
In other “Playboy” related news, at least one semi-celebrity has enough decency to turn down the offer. Kate Gosselin has been said to have received a letter from Hefner, offering her $400k for a spread in an upcoming interview. She reportedly turned down the offer, being mortified at the thought and claiming she would never do such a thing for the sake of her 8 children. “Playboy” is jumping on the reality-star bandwagon, with having the press-seeking Heidi Montag and Aubrey O’Day recently posing for their magazine. I’m proud of Kate for turning it down, staying true to her word that she is doing things for the kid’s sake.
Paris Hilton Lesbian Prostitution Claims
June 8, 2009 By Leave a Comment
It’s Monday. And on Monday’s Paris Hilton comes out of the closet. That’s right kittens, according to some woman named Elizabeth Jawhary, she and Paris would often party together in Las Vegas.
As if Paris’ feet weren’t freakish enough, the partying got more disturbing as time went on. Jawhary claims that she and Paris partook in a little girl-on-girl fantasy action…for money.
Via NY Daily News:
“Some Hollywood players would pay for girl-on-girl action. I’d be there. And they’d pay to watch. On at least one night, Paris joined in. Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked.”
The classy Jawhary went to blab that she was paid $5,000 for a “private show” but never saw Paris take any money. The crabs were free of charge.
This story was leaked by Mark Ebner, author of “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.” (Read about that literary masterpiece by clicking here). Jawhary herself could not be reached for comments. Hilton’s people, naturally, are denying that a lesbian tryst ever took place.
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Jessica Simpson Dropped From Record Label – UPDATED
April 7, 2009 By 2 Comments
Oooo…I bet Creepy PePaw Joe is going to start passing the basket to save Jessica Simpson’s career. Rumor has it that the witless wonder is getting the axe. Nashville Gab reported the beginning of the rumor.
After a string of flubbed live performances and a failing venture into country music, Simpson is being dropped from Sony BMG Nashville. She was touring with Rascal Flatts and forgot the words to many of her own songs and embarrassed herself on more than one occasion. Simpson has also had to restart several of her songs and lamented to concert goers about the band constantly having to save her. Joe Galante, head of Sony Nashville, is reportedly fed up and give her an ultimatum back in December. Shape up or ship out.
The searching eyes over at Country Music Tattle Tale noticed that her name is no longer on the artists list on the sites of Columbia Nashville or Sony Music Nashville. The sites have also been purged of anything Jessica related. Photos, press releases and her profile are noticeably absent.
This is just a rumor at this point, but I am sure a spin doctor is tirelessly working on a statement Jess will screw up later and will go something like:
Hey Y’all,
I have decided to take a break from the country music busi…bus…i…ness…bus…wait I have decided to take a break from the bus? What is that word? Oh, I will just do it myself. I have decided to take a break from doing my twang singing. Instead I want to go start a duck farm because baby ducks are the cutest. By then I am hoping Tony will have finally decided to marry me and then I plan to crank out a cook book that will be centered around cooking with Velveeta and beef jerky.
Peace, Love and Processed Cheese!
Jess
Poor girl. Lets hope that weave line she is cranked out will pay the bills for awhile.
UPDATE – It’s confirmed Jessica Simpson was indeed dropped. She is still with Epic, but her country music career is over. Her rep confirmed to Us Weekly:
“She was on loan to Sony Nashville for her country album. She is and has always been an Epic artist,” her rep adds. “She continues to be on Epic’s label.”
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Katie Holmes is Saving the Economy
January 5, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Thanks to her Scientologist padded pockets, Katie Holmes is single handedly stimulating our economy.
Tommy’s “Valkyrie” paycheck is going to replenish the funding for gym equipment. Holmes reportedly spent $7,000 on work out machinery alone. The rest of her spending has gone to babysitters, real estate, clothes and sushi.
Page Six has tallied up Katie’s and Tom Cruise’s spending habits. Telegraph Reports :
“They have spent an estimated $7,315 (£5,000) on dining out at top restaurants such as brasserie Balthazar, and sushi restaurant Nobu and more than $17,000 (£11,700) on clothes for Holmes and Suri from shops like Hermes and Bonpoint.”
Sitters for Suri have been guessed to run a tab of around $14,000 for a six month period. Their 3 bedroom apartment is said to cost around $4.8 million. Their total economy aid is hovering around $14 million for her 6 month adventure in New York.
I could find way better things than sushi, baby clothes and work out gear to spend millions on. You know that by “gym equipment” they mean Tommy’s lifts.
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