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Nick Jonas Gun Show – Photos

I am getting a severe case of the creepy pedos this morning. Nick Jonas is making me feel like a dirty old lady who occasionally peeks at the high school track team that runs by her house during the summer which then makes the dirty old lady feel like she has just committed a felony.

Anyway, Nick Jonas put on his best Baby Gap motorcycle tank top and did his no-slut strut around San Pedro Harbor. I look at photos teenage boys ripped like this and get a case of the sads for Justin Bieber.

It’s ok lil’ guy. Ladies dig the sensitive type. You can have chats about Sparkle-pires and flat irons together.

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Ryan Gosling’s Gun Show – Photos

While chatting with Dame Crista this morning… I mean working diligently to bring you the utmost recent and interesting celebrity gossip… she brought up the underrated hotness of Ryan Gosling. Everyone is infatuated with Sparklepants and the quiet guys get swept under the rug. Which is a shame because Gosling strikes me as the type who would teach you a few things in bed and then make you pecan waffles the next morning.

So my friends over at Ten Gossip had some photos of him putting on a gun show while riding a motorcycle and displaying his new tattoo. Pure hotness. There is something sexy about not having to fight over hair products with possible suitors. Plus, there’s the bike. Having that much power between his legs is also hot. (However, the same does not hold true for obese men on mopeds.)

Gosling’s new tattoo is from the book “The Giving Tree” which is quite possibly one of the best books every written. I had gotten this book as a kid and was pissed because it was not the New Kids on the Block fanny pack I had wanted. I ended up getting the fanny pack later. Guess which one I still have to this very day? Lets just say I threw out the fanny pack upon discovering Jonathan Knight was gay and crushed my little girl dreams of one day nailing him, but now I want to go shopping with him and talk about Marc Jacobs’ taste in shoes.

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