Michael Jackson is no longer Witnessing Jehovah. The “Thriller” singer is now a Muslim.

Jackson has pledged his life to the Koran and has devoted himself to Muslim ways. Oddly enough he switch in faith comes days before he is due in London’s High Court. He is being sued by an Arab sheik, Prince Abdulla Al-Khalif of Bahrain. The sheik claims to have paid Jackson’s bills in exchange for exclusive recording contract. Only Michael can pull this shiz off.

He was talked into the change by his pals David Wharnsby, a Canadian songwriter, and producer Phillip Bubal. Both counseled him in the ways of Islam.

“An Imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief.” Mikaeel is the name of one of Allah’s angels.

“Jacko rejected an alternative name, Mustafa — meaning “the chosen one”.

He celebrated his conversion with Cat Stevens, who is now known as Yousef Islam.

I am sure Santa Clause was there along with the Toothfairy. Crazy is going to be shaving his head and living on beans by Christmas.