If you were wondering what Hope Solo would look like dance fighting while nude then ESPN has satisfied your odd curiosity. The 3rd Annual ESPN Body Issue will hit stands Friday and feature a plethora of naked athletes.
Zac Efron Nude Photo Scandal
August 15, 2011 By 1 Comment
Zac Efron is the latest to endure a nude photo scandal. At least it’s someone you might actually want to see nude. Blake Lively was the last to have some “fake” nude pics leak to the net.
Olivia Wilde to Become a Porn Star ?!
July 29, 2011 By Leave a Comment
I am sure the words Olivia Wilde and porn are two of the most googled terms. (I still love you, you dirty pervs.) Put them together and you have Wilde’s next project.
The “House” starlet is in talks for the role of Linda Lovelace in an upcoming biopic. Don’t confuse this Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman directed flick with the film starring Malin Akerman. (That project originally had Lindsay Lohan cast as Linda, but she was too busy eating bottles of booze, stealing necklaces and snorting Sweet N’ Low.) Olivia told E! that she hasn’t been signed yet despite the rumors she already on board, but is seriously interested.
Britney Spears Sued for Nude PHOTOS
March 8, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Fernando Flores swears on Brit-Brit’s checkbook that he has nude photos of Britney Spears. Flores is the former bodyguard who is suing the ‘Till the World Ends’ songstress for sexual harassment and broke the news of the suit last summer. (Click HERE for a refresher on that story including his claims of child abuse…)
A “friend” of Fernando has come forward to say that he has seen the nude pics of Spears reportedly sent to him on his cell phone. Of course the source-type squealed about how dirty the photos supposedly are.
Via The Sun:
“They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans. Fernando says he can prove the photos were taken on Britney’s phone and sent to his mobile. He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis. He left the following month.
Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie. There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.”
If the pictures do exist it’s probably nothing we haven’t seen before. She managed to flash her crotch to the entire crowd at her show in Tampa. (Click HERE for the video and pics of the infamous Mah P***y is Hanging Out Incident…) Brit has also managed to flash it around town like it was a 15 karat diamond ring. Besides, if she was trying to seduce him into her bed all she’d have to do is flash him a copy of a recent bank statement.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway Nude on EW Cover – PHOTOS
November 18, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway will be naked on my coffee table just in time for Thanksgiving. The duo did a sexy spread for Entertainment Weekly to pimp the new comedy/drama ‘Love and Other Drugs.’
“Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway’s new romance, Love & Other Drugs, is arguably the sexiest movie of the year. Throughout the R-rated comedic drama (in theaters Nov. 24), they reveal nearly every inch of their enviably toned bodies. So it makes sense that their photo shoot for this week’s cover of EW would be equally steamy. In fact, the duo’s flesh-baring photo session was so sensual that we decided to put out three separate covers.”
I am torn. Typically the words Jake Gyllenhaal and nude make me want to put out the CLOSED sign and take the rest of the day off, but he is busy giving me pedo/inappropriate-ness vibes by wooing Taylor Swift. Plus, 90% of the marketing of this movie is selling cheesy sex. Usually I don’t complain, tricks gotta do what a tricks gotta do. However, SPOILER ALERT the story behind the film is actually quite sad.
I digress, never look a six pack in the mouth and say ‘no thanks.’
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Helen Mirren Gets Naked for New York Magazine – PHOTOS
June 23, 2010 By 1 Comment
Helen Mirren is naked and sitting in bathtub for New York magazine. She is pimping her new film, “Love Ranch.” The movie is based on a true story centered around a married couple who opened the first legal brothel in Nevada.
Via NY Magazine:
Helen on wanting to be bad: “I’m a would-be rebel—the good girl who’d like to be a bad one. It’s true! I haven’t grown out of that, have I? I’m still the good girl who wants to be a bad girl. But I’ll never make it as a bad girl … I’m not a prude or a moralist and I never have been, but I’m too fearful, too much of a wimp, really.”
Helen on what she said when the director of the movie (who is also her husband) asked her to spend the night in a brothel: “I said, ‘Read my lips: I’m not going to spend a night in a brothel.’”
Helen on crazy prostitutes: “Susan Austin [the Mustang Ranch’s real madam] said you had to be tough, because maybe you do have 25 psychotic whores. A lot of them come from very dysfunctional backgrounds, and women together like that can be very dangerous.”
Helen on what she learned after she gave in and spent the night in a brothel: “It’s amazing how quickly you get into dildos everywhere and pink-feather handcuffs. Within an hour you’re completely used to it.”
Because you can’t have a convo about whorey people without mentioning Miley Cyrus and Madonna: “I’m thrilled young girls are claiming their sexuality for themselves. I love bold women: Madonna and Scarlett Johansson—sexy and gorgeous, but not only that. And Miley Cyrus—fantastic! And Lady Gaga. I love the way she’s elevated pop to performance art, or dragged performance art down to pop, or maybe made a wonderful amalgam of the two.”
Amalgam is fancy for mixture so stop google-ing it.
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Robert Pattinson’s Nude Details Photos and NSFW Video
February 14, 2010 By 6 Comments
Details Magazine scored an interview with the Keeper of the Unicorn Field. Robert Pattinson hasn’t had a moment of rest in between filming the ‘Twilight’ saga, participating in several other films (Bel Ami, Remember Me), press events, junkets, photo shoots and endless interviews discussing every angle of his life.
“Seriously, you eventually realize you can’t make every single decision. I was always building, always protecting something. At the same time, I seemed to be losing the ability to move. I’d protected myself into checkmate. Even mentally.” In that moment, he has a realization: “I can barely remember the last two years. Not like a haze of partying or anything like that. Just . . . it’s been crazy.”
[Robert Pattinson Nude, NSFW Video for Details Magazine]
Being stalked on a daily basis has grown monotonous. Pattinson jokes about the crazy fans and has been forced to find the humor in having a target on his back.
“I find it really funny—if I got shot, I would literally be in hysterics. I would be like, ‘Are you serious? Jesus Christ, get Zac Efron! He’s got more social relevance than I do.’”
The photo spread accompanying the interview (seen below) was difficult for Sparklepants. Two naked women simply made him uncomfortable during the NSFW Robert Pattinson photo shoot.
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
The Rest of the Details Magazine Interview Coverage is Below the Cut. Click “Read More…” Below the NSFW Photos of Robert Pattinson to Read About His Thoughts on Porn and More Photos…. OR You Can See the Newly Released Eclipse Movie Stills of Robert and Kristen’s Bed Scene by Clicking HERE!
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JFK Photo – Boats and Hoes Hoax
December 28, 2009 By 1 Comment
TMZ was screeching at the top of their lungs that JFK was a big whore and had a photo of him on a boat with a bunch of naked women crawling all over like it was a video for Diddy. The gossip site was a tingly over their “discovery” of a photo of him playing captain of the good ship hooter pop. They had a slew of experts look at the photo and examine it for authenticity and evidence of photoshopping. Upon the confirmation the pic was real, they ran a story titled: “The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History,” which tried to prove that John F. Kennedy was cheating while Jackie Kennedy was rushed to the hospital. She had a cesarean, but Arabella Kennedy was stillborn on August 23, 1956.
TMZ claims that he was on a boat in the Mediterranean with the naked women while Jackie suffered. The site is trying to run the idea that if the story of his cheating got out before he ran for President… that history could have been altered. However, The Smoking Gun found the photo in a 1967 Playboy spread.
“According to the caption accompanying the Playboy photo spread, four couples were enjoying themselves on a trip to Petit Rameau, an island in the Grenadines. As “Andy” sunned himself on deck, “Elaine” dove naked into the water while “Roxanna” provocatively shimmied up a ladder.”
TMZ has since retracted their claims of the photos of John F. Kennedy as legit and dubbed it a fake. Typically the site is on the money and rarely wrong. This just goes to show you that you can’t be right all the time.
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Daniel Radcliffe Will Be Naked and Make Out with Emma Watson in Final Harry Potter Films
December 1, 2009 By 2 Comments
Much hubbub has surrounded the final Harry Potter film. The final installment, ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,’ of the series will be split into two movies (wise move) and released in 2010 and 2011. A rumor that Harry Potter, played by Daniel Radcliffe, will be naked in one scene has gone back and forth on the true and false scale.
Currently the rumor is true. During an interview with the director, David Yates, he confirmed Radcliffe will be nude.
“In one scene, a horcrux [carrying a piece of Voldemort’s soul] defends itself by producing nightmarish visions, and one shows Hermione and Harry embracing and kissing,” explained Yates. “It’s something intriguing and sensual for Rupert to react to, and Dan will be bare for that.”
It was first reported that he would be nude by a Brazilian fansite (Click HERE to read the original rumor of his nudity). Yates supposedly stated then that:
“Daniel Radcliffe appears naked in one scene where Harry and Ron are fighting a magical creature, who fled to confuse and create a vision. In the view we see Harry and a woman embracing and kissing. It’s an intriguing scene and very sensual.”
The Harry Potter star is no stranger to nudity. Radcliffe was nude for several scenes in the play Equus that ran on Broadway and in London. While on Alexa Chung he discussed the topic being naked and stated it didn’t bother him and referred to his man bit as looking like a “rabbi.” (Click HERE for that video.)
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Taylor Lautner’s Rolling Stone Cover and Out Takes – See Them HERE!
November 24, 2009 By 5 Comments
The Frisky has brought forth unto Twifans and crazed Team Jacob panty wearing moms the Taylor Lautner Rolling Stone Cover. (Sounds of a choir of children singing and doves being released.)
Yes, I’m sure this will be the best selling Rolling Stone cover of the year, easily! However, this is likely the last Taylor Lautner cover shot for awhile with the “New Moon” opening behind us. Now we need to wait a couple months for the PR machine to rev up again in anticipation of “Eclipse” in June. By then Lautner will even be of legal age, which will make this whole operation going on of half naked pictures completely legal for us non-teenaged Twi-hards to drool over. Is he really only 17 years old?! …Excuse me while my almost-30 behind goes and bathes in some holy water.
You can see more Outtakes of Taylor Lautner’s Rolling Stone Photos by Click HERE.
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