JFK Photo – Boats and Hoes Hoax

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TMZ was screeching at the top of their lungs that JFK was a big whore and had a photo of him on a boat with a bunch of naked women crawling all over like it was a video for Diddy. The gossip site was a tingly over their “discovery” of a photo of him playing captain of the good ship hooter pop. They had a slew of experts look at the photo and examine it for authenticity and evidence of photoshopping. Upon the confirmation the pic was real, they ran a story titled: “The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History,” which tried to prove that John F. Kennedy was cheating while Jackie Kennedy was rushed to the hospital. She had a cesarean, but Arabella Kennedy was stillborn on August 23, 1956.

TMZ claims that he was on a boat in the Mediterranean with the naked women while Jackie suffered. The site is trying to run the idea that if the story of his cheating got out before he ran for President… that history could have been altered. However, The Smoking Gun found the photo in a 1967 Playboy spread.

“According to the caption accompanying the Playboy photo spread, four couples were enjoying themselves on a trip to Petit Rameau, an island in the Grenadines. As “Andy” sunned himself on deck, “Elaine” dove naked into the water while “Roxanna” provocatively shimmied up a ladder.”

TMZ has since retracted their claims of the photos of John F. Kennedy as legit and dubbed it a fake. Typically the site is on the money and rarely wrong. This just goes to show you that you can’t be right all the time.

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Daniel Radcliffe Will Be Naked and Make Out with Emma Watson in Final Harry Potter Films

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Much hubbub has surrounded the final Harry Potter film. The final installment, ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,’ of the series will be split into two movies (wise move) and released in 2010 and 2011. A rumor that Harry Potter, played by Daniel Radcliffe, will be naked in one scene has gone back and forth on the true and false scale.

Currently the rumor is true. During an interview with the director, David Yates, he confirmed Radcliffe will be nude.

“In one scene, a horcrux [carrying a piece of Voldemort’s soul] defends itself by producing nightmarish visions, and one shows Hermione and Harry embracing and kissing,” explained Yates. “It’s something intriguing and sensual for Rupert to react to, and Dan will be bare for that.”

It was first reported that he would be nude by a Brazilian fansite (Click HERE to read the original rumor of his nudity). Yates supposedly stated then that:

“Daniel Radcliffe appears naked in one scene where Harry and Ron are fighting a magical creature, who fled to confuse and create a vision. In the view we see Harry and a woman embracing and kissing. It’s an intriguing scene and very sensual.”

The Harry Potter star is no stranger to nudity. Radcliffe was nude for several scenes in the play Equus that ran on Broadway and in London. While on Alexa Chung he discussed the topic being naked and stated it didn’t bother him and referred to his man bit as looking like a “rabbi.” (Click HERE for that video.)

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Taylor Lautner’s Rolling Stone Cover and Out Takes – See Them HERE!

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The Frisky has brought forth unto Twifans and crazed Team Jacob panty wearing moms the Taylor Lautner Rolling Stone Cover. (Sounds of a choir of children singing and doves being released.)

Yes, I’m sure this will be the best selling Rolling Stone cover of the year, easily! However, this is likely the last Taylor Lautner cover shot for awhile with the “New Moon” opening behind us. Now we need to wait a couple months for the PR machine to rev up again in anticipation of “Eclipse” in June. By then Lautner will even be of legal age, which will make this whole operation going on of half naked pictures completely legal for us non-teenaged Twi-hards to drool over. Is he really only 17 years old?! …Excuse me while my almost-30 behind goes and bathes in some holy water.

You can see more Outtakes of Taylor Lautner’s Rolling Stone Photos by Click HERE.

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Cristiano Ronaldo To Replace David Beckham

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Was the person who made this decision high as a kite? Italian fashion designer Armani says soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo will model underwear and jeans in a new worldwide advertising campaign, replacing current model David Beckham, in their spring-summer 2010 collection. *Blankly Stares* Yes, I can’t believe what my eyes are reading either… Beckham stripped down for Emporio Armani last year. He has also posed for the brand with his wife Victoria and the two currently head the Emporio Armani autumn/winter underwear campaign.

Per EiTB:

“This time it’s the turn of the international media’s favourite footballer; one that plays for Real Madrid, drinks champagne with Paris Hilton in Los Angeles and sails his boat around the Mediterranean,” concludes La Gazzeta.

Who’s idea of a joke was it to hire this greaseball? Ronaldo will be feature on billboards for Armani’s younger clothes section in all of Europe’s major cities as of February next year, with the advertising campaign will most likely taking place in Milan. This isn’t the fist time Ronaldo has replaced Beckham; he also replaced him in the United team in 2003 after Beckham signed for Real. But don’t feel bad for Beckham just yet — He is currently developing his own Beckham-branded men’s underwear line, hoping to launch by fall 2010, so his days of half naked billboards are far from over!

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Marge Simpson Playboy Cover – See it Here!

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Hows this for your ‘wtf’ item of the day! E! Online reporter Marc Malkin confirmed that Marge Simpson, the iconic blue bee-hived cartoon TV mom of Bart, will appear naked on the November cover of Playboy magazine and will be featured in a special three-page spread. Ay Caramba! Marge isn’t going to pull any of that Heidi Montag stuff either by covering up the goods – Marge is going all the way! The November issue will also include an in-depth interview, all part of the 20th anniversary celebration for “The Simpsons.” Hugh Hefner had mentioned a while back on his Twitter page about a possible Marge-Playboy pairing.

Per Hugh Hefners’ Twitter:

“Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy.”

Who knew he wasn’t joking? She’s been scantily clad on the Simpsons before, so this really isn’t too big of a jump. I doubt it if Marge will even need a little help from photoshop. Now be honest, Damers: Who here isn’t the least big curious and will pick up Marge’s Playboy debut once it hits newsstands?

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Hilary Swank Goes Nude in Front of 6 Year Old

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I guess the rules in Hollywood are just a tad bit different from us normal folks…. Hilary Swank walks around naked in front of her boyfriends’ son and thinks its no big deal…. He’s 6. And no, that is not a typo. In a recent interview, Hilary admits that she always sleeps in the nude because she tosses and turns too much and gets “all twisted up” in clothes.

Per Marie Claire:

“Well, my boyfriend’s son is 6 years old, and you wonder at what age you should stop walking around nude,” she says. “Every morning he comes into the bedroom, and you’re just nude. But he doesn’t look twice; he doesn’t think about it yet.”

Doesn’t think about it yet? Hmmm. Really? Ok, we’ll go with that. I wonder what that kids mom will say after reading this! If it was my child, the proverbial crap would be hitting the fan right about now. I’ll put in my pre-order now for the tell-all book about being forced to see his daddy’s girlfriend nude every morning expected in about 30 years. Hilary, cover up dear! This has bad news written all over it for you!

Guess Who!

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Guess who is reportedly working out six days a week for a spread in Playgirl?

Click HERE to find out!

Rihanna’s Breast Flashing Obsession – Photos

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Lately Rihanna has been strutting around practically nude in a number of dresses that are transparent or barely there. Yesterday she was strutting around in nothing but a thong and a see through black dress. Her boob was clearly visible along with her thong as she bent over to get into her car.

On a vacation in Rome last week she had offended have the city and was asked to cover up. She threw together a couple of gigantic red cloth napkins and went on her merry way. Then in mid September she walked around New York showing off her nipple ring in a see-through tank top. Rihanna might as well strut around nude.

So what’s her new obsession with showing off her breasts? Is she advertising or in style? Usually I try to keep my nipples in check but for some reason I never have trouble keeping my no-no from waving at the paps. The again, any outfit that requires double sided sticky tape for your vag won’t be found in my closet.

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Lindsay Lohan Contemplating Playboy; Kate Gosselin Turns It Down

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Well, at least there is one so called celebrity out there with a little bit of self respect. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $900kto pose for “Playboy” and is considering it. This isn’t the first time that “Playboy” would have approached Lohan, as they approached her back in 2008, with an offer of $700,000 that she turned down. Maybe if the up the ante a little bit by throwing in some booze and coke they just might have themselves a deal. We’ve already had the unfortunate opportunity to see Lohan nude once before in 2008, when she bared it all in “New York” magazine, so this really is bad timing on Hugh Hefners’ part, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen… Many, many times!

In other “Playboy” related news, at least one semi-celebrity has enough decency to turn down the offer. Kate Gosselin has been said to have received a letter from Hefner, offering her $400k for a spread in an upcoming interview. She reportedly turned down the offer, being mortified at the thought and claiming she would never do such a thing for the sake of her 8 children. “Playboy” is jumping on the reality-star bandwagon, with having the press-seeking Heidi Montag and Aubrey O’Day recently posing for their magazine. I’m proud of Kate for turning it down, staying true to her word that she is doing things for the kid’s sake.

Levi Johnston Porn Coming Soon !?!

One of the worst ideas ever…

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Levi Johnston is being offered $25,000 to star in a one man porn. He mentioned that he would be willing to go naked if the price was right on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen.” After revealing his is a straight up fame whore, a site has decided to pounce on the offer and make a deal to get Levi naked.

I received this press release with the several offers *Slightly NSFW*:

VEGAS PORN COMPANY OFFERS LEVI JOHNSTON $25,000 TO TAKE IT ALL OFF
American Politic’s First Baby Daddy Sought To Appear Naked In Solo Video

From LeviNaked.com
In an open letter to Levi Johnston, StraightCollegeMen.com has offered Bristol Palin’s baby
daddy $25,000 to complete a solo video for its website.

“I’ve always thought he’d make a good model for us. Decidedly straight and rugged, yet savvy
enough to know exactly what he’s doing,” says Justin Clouse, owner of Bait & Tackle®, a Las
Vegas based motion picture production company which runs StraightCollegeMen.com
amongst its sites.

“When I heard him say that he’d consider posing nude for enough money, I knew we had to
make a tangible offer. $25,000 is a lot of money for an hour of his time, but I’ve been wanting
to add a celebrity to StraightCollegeMen.com’s roster for a long time,” Clouse continued.

Indeed, upon watching Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and hearing
Johnston respond to a question about if he’d ever consider posing nude, the team at Bait &
Tackle immediately came up with a plan to take him up on the offer.

At LeviNaked.com, an open letter reads:

Levi,
Having seen your recent interview where you said you’d consider posing nude for the
right amount of money, StraightCollegeMen.com would like to offer you $25,000 to
participate in a solo jerk off video.

Given your well known heterosexuality, you likely don’t know StraightCollegeMen.com and its hundreds of naked straight men, but we’ve been around for eight years. If you’ve been to Las Vegas lately, perhaps you’ve seen one of the eighteen billboards Bait & Tackle®, our parent company, has around town seeking models for a $500 audition.

We’re prepared to offer you 50 times the regular amount for a couple hours of your
time. We would obviously pay, too, for your first class flight, hotel accommodations on the
strip, and limo.

Please contact us at 702-987-*** to discuss things further.

Hope to hear from you soon and best of luck in your endeavors,

Justin Clouse
Owner
Bait & Tackle

http://www.straightcollegemen.com/

Wade Howard, Director of Model Recruitment at Bait & Tackle, said, “It’s an obvious fit. Our name’s Bait & Tackle and he’s a self-described red neck from Alaska. Now the only question is if he’s got the ammo to shoot off a few rounds.”

Bait & Tackle is eagerly awaiting to hear back on its offer.

Magazines are also after Levi Johnston to strip down. I don’t understand why, but some find it weird that I have a secret love for Tim Gunn and Anderson Cooper. He strikes me as male version of a Kardashian or Hilton and will do anything for press and cash. He recently took Kathy Griffin to the 2009 Teen Choice Awards as his date in what I am assume cost her a $10 and a bag of Doritos. (Click here for photos of Johnston and Griffin being gross at the 2009 TCA.)

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