National Enquirer Publishes Whitney Houston Casket Photo

Stay classy National Enquirer. The rag has crossed the line with many readers and critics. While you are paying for your V8, Smirnoff, hot sauce, lemon juice and Worcestershire sauce (aka breakfast), a photo Whitney Houston’s body lying in a casket will smack you in the face.

Whitney fans (and the general public who want to buy their Kashi without a gauntlet of dead people pictures) are appalled. The headline on the rag screams “Whitney: The Last Photo!” and the songstress is wearing a purple dress, sparkly earrings and her usual smoky eye shadow. Her nickname, Nippy, flanked by two musical notes are sewn into the lining.

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Is O.J. Simpson Khloe Kardashian’s Real Dad?!

Best story of the day alert! O.J. Simpson is now claiming that when it comes to the paternity of Khloe Kardashian, he IS the father! *Maury voice*

You’ve got to admire the National Enquirer’s boldness in their efforts to sell papers. In this week’s cover story, O.J. Simpson is apparently claiming HE’S Khloe Kardashian’s real father! Who will be pegged as Khloe’s REAL father next?!

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Steve Jobs has 6 Weeks to Live – PHOTOS

Here is another one from the National Enquirer… A few days ago NE treated us to a tale OJ Simpson getting a prison yard beat down that turned out to be completely false (click HERE for that story…). Now we are getting a tale of Steve Jobs dying.

The rag is running with a story and photo that is allegedly Jobs leaving Stanford Cancer Center looking painfully thin. This is the same center that Patrick Swayze visited in his battle with cancer. Steve is in fact on an indefinite medical leave due to new problems from an islet cell neuroendocrine tumor (tumor on his pancreas) but their story has given him a mere six weeks to live. He has been battling with these cancer related issues publicly since 2004. In 2008 Bloomberg accidentally published an obituary for Jobs that had blank spaces for his age and final cause of death.

As for his current state…he is well enough to visit with Barack Obama in California today (Thursday Feb. 17th). However the report says that he is a dangerously underweight at 130 lbs (he is 6’2”).

“Critical care physician Dr Samuel Jacobson also told the Enquirer: ‘Judging from the photos, he is close to terminal. I would say he has six weeks. He is emaciated and looks to have lost a lot of muscle mass, which spells a poor prognosis.’

A source who recently saw Mr Jobs added: ‘He is very frail, moving like a weak, feeble old man. He weaves back and forth when he walks, as if he is having trouble keeping his balance, and the pain of every step is evident on his face.’”

Brave face or simply false report, we hope Mr. Jobs gets well soon.

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George Lopez And Wife Ann Divorcing

Comedian and talk show host George Lopez is divorcing his wife Ann of 17 years, TMZ is reporting. Insiders say the two really want to keep things amicable for the sake of their 15-year-old daughter.

Sources say George and Ann have been working out details of the split “for a long time,” but they’ve both made the decision to end the marriage.

Last week, George and Ann stepped out together seemingly happy, attending the PADRES Contra El Cancer’s 25th Anniversary Gala where George was honored. They walked arm in arm together down the red carpet, stopping to pose for photographs. George will leave the marriage with one of his wife’s kidneys. In 2005, Ann gave her husband one of her kidneys because he had a genetic condition that made his kidneys deteriorate.

In May of this year the National Enquirer came out with a story, where a professional hooker claimed to have had a threesome with George (read about that here.) Lets hope those reports don’t turn out to be true, especially after George has been Sandra Bullock’s friend and shoulder to cry on during her troubled days after her husband Jesse James was found to be cheating. Could the National Enquirer actually been right again?

Click here to see Bret Michaels’ nude Billboard Magazine cover!

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Molly Hagerty: Al Gore’s Alleged Mistress-PHOTO

The good ole’ National Enquirer managed to snag the first story about Al Gore’s secret dirty bedroom times (read about that HERE), and now they’ve got our first look at Al Gore’s alleged mistress, Molly Hagerty.

Ms. Hagerty is the masseuse who is claiming that Gore was sexually aggressive toward her during a routine rub-down in Oregon. Now, she is not only claiming he tried to lure her hand beneath the towel, but she has stained pants (GAG!) to prove it.

“Al Gore is a pervert and sexual predator. He’s not what people think he is – he’s a sick man!”

Although I am trying to sympathize with Hagerty, it’s hard to believe someone who runs to the National Enquirer to tell their story.

However, she is claiming that she wants the police to launch a full investigation and claims that she not only has surveillance tapes to prove her story, but Gore’s DNA as well.

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Daniel Craig Gay Scandal

It’s time to put on your imagination caps again! The National Enquirer has come up with more proof-less hokum. They have moved on from the Matt Lauer joining the whore brigade taking over Hollywood (click HERE for the Lauer cheating scandal) and claimed that Daniel Craig is gay. The new Bond was allegedly spotted in Roosterfish Bar in Venice on May 15 playing grab ass with another man.

Via Celebrity Fix Per National Enquirer:

“It was definitely Daniel Craig, and he was most certainly making out with a guy. Daniel kissed his friend on the lips. It was an open-mouth passionate French kiss. In fact, Daniel held the guy’s head in his hands and pulled him in for the kiss!”

The witness (who, in true National Enquirer form even took a polygraph test to prove the story was genuine) says when Daniel realized he was being watched he “immediately broke away from the guy. If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t have believed it.”

Another “witness” backs up the first story by stating that Daniel walked in to the bar with what he/she thought was just a gay friend until he started rubbing Daniel’s leg and shoulder. They followed this display of affection by dancing together.

Craig is engaged to a film producer, Satsuki Mitchell and I highly doubt he would be dumb enough to do his homo ho stroll in public with a bit fluff. I say pics or it didn’t happen, but I am in the business of peddling hearsay….so let’s just add to the nuttery with a story about the time he was caught doing body shots with David Beckham.

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Matt Lauer Cheating Scandal

This one is from the National Enquirer kittens, so let’s all put on our imagination caps and venture to the land of guessing and make believe.

According to the rag, Matt Lauer has left his wife, model Annette Roque, after 12 years of marriage. The cover screams it and mentions a “new cheating scandal rocking his marriage.” This isn’t the first report of infidelity and the couple actually separated while Roque was pregnant in 2006. They later reconciled before their divorce they filed became official. The separation gave fuel to the rumors that Matt was having sexy times with a married 26 year old shortly before he and Annette married.

This wouldn’t surprise me as every man with any kind of celebrity status has gone sex maniac crazy. Matt is a bit of a ladies man. It’s the furry abs….

Britney Spears Slams Self Harming Report

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Britney Spears has hit back at false tabloid reports which sparked speculation she is deliberately hurting herself after two publications – the ‘National Enquirer‘ and ‘The Globe‘ – claimed the she was deliberately hurting herself after Britney was photographed with a nasty looking bruise on her arm. The ‘National Enquirer’ report even went as far as to claim Britney had plunged down a flight of stairs, and was only saved after a bodyguard grabbed her before she hit the floor. But Spears has now dismissed the story as false by placing the articles on her website alongside the phrase “Bulls**t Alert”.

Per PR-Inside:

“The Enquirer and The Globe are printing more bulls#!t! Check out these ridiculous stories – Adam, Manager.”

She hasn’t been struck down with a new case of the crazies just yet!

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Matthew Fox’s Sex Scandal

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If the National Enquirer is to be believed – they did blow the lid off the John Edwards and Tiger Woods fiasco’s lately – 43 year old “Lost” star Matthew Fox has been stepping out on his wife, Margherita Ronchi, with a girl young enough to be his daughter. Fox’s devoted family man reputation is being questioned by claims that he has been carrying on an affair for months with a stripper he met at a strip club in Oregon last year.

Stefani Talbott, 26, who danced at the Stars Cabaret club in Bend, confessed to the ENQUIRER: “Yes, I’ve been having an affair with Matthew Fox. We had sex together. I’ve kept voice mails and text messages from him.”

Talbott says she felt a connection with Fox after dancing for the celeb several months ago. The pair have been supposedly hooking up every since. There is also an “eyewitness account” from a cabbie who says she drove Matthew and Stefani home on December 29th.

Per Radar:

“They kissed and touched each other in the cab,” Andi Watson told the Enquirer. She picked them up at Talbott’s home an hour and a half after dropping them off and said, “they were more romantic than before, kissing a lot more and hugging each other.”

While Fox vehemently denies he had a sexual relationship with Stefani, an Enquirer source explains:

“Matthew’s partying is out of control. He’s boozing and carrying on with women. His carousing is at an all-time high.”

National Enquirer usually follow-up on stories like this so we’ll see how this unfolds. Since Fox is denying all of these allegations, the burden of proof is still on Stefani. Unless she produces these magical voice mails and text messages she claims to have, this story just sounds like another example of a tramp trying to score her 15 minutes and a few bucks on the side.

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Chaske Spencer’s Cocaine Rehab and ‘New Moon’ Ultimatum

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According to the National Enquirer (take this for what its worth!), “Twilight Saga: New Moon” actor Chaske Spencer visited rehab to fight drugs before before being cast as wolf pack leader Sam Uley. Spencer reportedly kicked an addiction to drugs during his five week stay at Northwest Indian Treatment center.

Per TransWorldNews:

“Chaske confided to me that he was up for a role in a ‘really big movie’ and didn’t want to screen it up,” said fellow patient Ray Martin. “He said, ‘If anyone find out I’m here, it would be the worst thing in the world. It could ruin my career!’ From the way Chaske spoke in the group, I figured his drug of choice was either cocaine or methamphetamine,” Martin added.

Martin also said that Spencer, who is part Lakota Sioux and part Nez Perce, wanted to ‘get sober in a place with other Native Americans.’ He says that Spencer would talk about how he’d get all ‘jittery’ after using and that he’d get ‘tweaked out’ and stay locked in his room.

“Then, Chaske said he’d come out and run around all over New York, partying at clubs and jumping from woman to woman. He admitted that he was a womanizer who felt he could get any girl he wanted.”

There has been no confirmation or denial from Spencer on these allegations as of yet. If this does deemed to be true, then kudos to Spencer for realizing he has a problem and stepping up to take action to get himself clean.

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