Nick Cannon is being hospitalized with mild kidney failure. I didn’t realize you could have a mild case of any kind of organ failure, but apparently it exists. Kinda like a lazy eye? I don’t know. This is why I sit at a desk and write about whatever Lindsay Lohan screwed up, snorted, stole or was sentenced that day.
As Nick is laying in a hospital bed wearing a sock hat and looking like he is begging for it all to end, Mariah thrust a camera in a nurse’s hand and made it a photo op. She then Tweeted it, which I sure was purely to invoke the power of prayer like Oprah’s Angel Network. Or she had a tacky-as-hell moment because attention was diverted from her and her new weave. You decide.
