Mariah Carey is still going with the look of keeping Nick Cannon’s career and manhood in stuffed under her shirt and still hasn’t confirmed she is pregnant. She has been in the game far too long to blow a People cover. Mimi will be announcing her womb is no longer vacant on Oprah as a white light shines behind her and glitter cannons explode behind in a dazzling spectacle as her minions pass out copies of ‘Merry Christmas II You’ before exiting on a gleaming white pony.
Obviously she is preggers and Hollybaby says that an insider-witness-source type has blabbed to them that Mariah is pregnant with a baby boy.
“She’s having a boy, but the reason that Mariah didn’t want to say anything is because she is 40, and she’s superstitious,” the insider says. “But she’s going to appear on Oprah and The View, so she’s planning on making the announcement soon.”
I am willing to bet my entire life savings ($23.82) that she will still have bedazzled onesies and pink leopard print tights for this little sparklebeast. It will also be delivered via c-section because The Mimi doesn’t do labor.
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