Before Tiger Woods was outed as a big ol’ slut, we were dissecting Josh Duhamel’s affair. Nicole Forrester, the stripper who claims she had an affair with Duhamel, has taken and passed a lie detector test regarding her story. (Click HERE for the article with Forrester/Duhamel Affair Lie Detector – Video).
Josh and Fergie blew off the claims and even renewed their vows. Not giving up on a gigantic pay day, Nicole is now claiming that she is pregnant with Josh Duhamel’s baby. She is bragging to all her friends about her “million dollar baby” and is insistent she is 3 and half months pregnant.
“In a bombshell new development, exotic dancer Nicole Forrester has told pals that she’s pregnant and is “95 percent certain” hunky Josh fathered her unborn child, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.
Speaking at her home in Georgia, the divorced mother of two told a friend: “Yes, I’m pregnant. Yes, it’s probably Josh’s. I haven’t decided what I’m going to do.”
And I am about 95% sure this baby’s father is rough trick named Chuck. During her lie detector admission she affirmed that Josh wore a condom. Someone needs to explain to concept of sperm to this ho. While it is true that robo-sperm can slip through, this girl needs a lesson Fame Whorin’ 101.
UPDATE: The Stripper with the Happy Jaw Flapping Mouth has a case of the super sads. She is denying Enquirer’s story and feels she is being victimized.
“Apparently, because of mistakes I made in the past they feel I’m fair game and can print whatever lies they want just to sell magazines – I want this to stop now.”
She continues, “This has not only hurt me but other innocent parties, including my children, who have to deal with the bully tactics of other children – that is not fair.”
Dumb ho said what? I am not even going to pretend that she uttered such a crap laden statement. Is she confusing herself with John Mayer? If she was acting in her children’s best interest she wouldn’t have sold her Mommy-Takes-Her-Clothes-Off-For-Money-And-Sleeps-With-Married-Men story in the first place.