I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit at this.

Nicole Kidman is on the cover of the latest issue of British GQ Magazine and in her interview she spills some torrid details about her sexy time escapades.

Via Popeater:

“I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy.”

What do you wanna bet that the “strange sexual fetish stuff” was explored during her marriage to Tom Cruise? I invision something involving a chicken, a midget, and a birthday cake. The midget is there mainly to make Tommy feel tall.

However, Kidman still refuses to spill the beans about Tommy Boy.

“I want to honor that marriage for what it was, and there is nothing I would go into about that. I have never discussed the intricacies of it and I never will.”

Thank you Nicole. You don’t know how much I don’t care.

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