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Jesse James just can’t stop the verbal diarrhea from pouring from his mouth. While the rest of the world hears the crap hitting the floor, he hears cash dropping.
James made a stop on Nightline to pimp his memoir ‘Dances With Whores: The Vanilla Gorilla Story.’ While there he cried about the fact that Sandra Bullock doesn’t let him within breathing distance of her or Louis.
Dumb-Says-What went on Nightline to talk about his man whore ways and being super sorry for having a crotch circus going on behind Sandra Bullock’s back for over a year.
Jesse James busted out some rehab worthy tears and gave a story about his tortured childhood.
“My whole childhood I never had a chance to be a kid. I remember the clenched-teeth, strained-neck look on his face. He beat my ass pretty good a bunch of times. Football star, bike builder, Monster Garage TV star—all that stuff is a huge smokescreen so people won’t see that I’m a scared, abused kid, a 7-year-old.”
“I remember my dad laughed when I hit the ground and called me a dummy. It wasn’t getting the s–t beat out of me…It was the in-between time, the fear of that happening again. I was a terrorized kid. It’s really tough for me to think about now, because…” James trailed off, tears welling in his eyes. Sunny’s the age that I was…when my dad broke my arm.”
He had me feeling a tiny bit of pity until he tossed out excuses instead of owning up to his whoredom. Then he talked about the adoption of baby Louis and how their relationship blossomed after he came into their life. Obviously it didn’t blossom enough because he was still texting several members of his penis jockey lineup.
So to recap…Jesse is a slut because he has daddy issues.
Martha Stewart sure did not hold back in an interview with “Nightline” when asked about cooking competitor Rachael Ray. In the interview, Stewart says that she’s not interested in taking shortcuts in the kitchen, whether it be teaching them or taking them. She says Ray, on the other hand, professed that she cannot bake, then proceeded to criticize the Food Network star saying that Ray is not ‘good enough’ for her.
Per PopEater:
“She — just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She — and that’s not good enough for me. She’s more of an entertainer than she is, with her bubbly personality, than she is a teacher, like me. That’s not what she’s professing to be,” Stewart explains in the ‘Nightline’ segment.
Ouch! Stewart does make a good point though. You don’t watch Ray for her recipes, you watch for entertainment. Stewart then pushed the knife a little bit further into Rays back, claiming that she always tries to publish something that is ‘unique and lasting.’ Is anything ever good enough for the Queen of the Kitchen? Well, yes. Her cookbooks are, actually. She says her books are designed as, ”Something that will fulfill a need in someone’s library,” while Ray’s books are “different.” Just how does Ray react to this? She actually agrees with Stewart!
Per Us:
“Why would it make me mad?” Ray asks. “Her skill set is far beyond mine. That’s simply the reality of it.” Ray adds that “that doesn’t mean that what I do isn’t important too… I don’t consider it needling. I really just think she’s being honest. She does have a better skill set than I do when it comes to producing a beautiful, perfect, high-quality meal.” Says Ray, “I’d rather eat Martha’s than mine, too.”
Hey, at least she admits it! Is Stewart always such a drinker of the haterade? Apparently not, as Kristen Stewart revealed that she may have some heavy competition for the affections of her leading man last night on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.” Kristen says while filming an appearance on “The Martha Stewart Show” earlier this week, Martha kept changing the topic to Robert Pattinson, revealing she had had a dream about our beloved vampire.
Per Contact:
“All she wanted to do was talk about Rob! She told me she had a dream that she hung out with him. I was like, ‘That’s awesome!’ There was a whole pie segment and I assumed that’s what we were gonna talk about. And she was like, ‘You know, I’m such a fan and I had a dream about Robert the other night.’ I was like, ‘Dude, I should hook you guys up!’ She just said they hung out – I don’t know what goes along with that. I didn’t really push it, I was just like, ‘OK, that’s cool.’ She said he was really down to earth and real and she really liked that – in the dream!”
Well, Sparklepants has expressed his preference for older women on more than one occasion. But who knew Martha was such a cougar! I bet her dream consisted of her sitting down naked in the kitchen with Robert over her knee spanking him with her rubber spatula…
More videos of Kristen Stewart on Jimmy Fallon and Robert Pattinson on David Letterman are After the Cut. Click “Read More…”
The gigantic mouth on Food Network, Rachel Ray, did some “risqué” photos for FHM back in 2003. For some reason she and the photos still remain relevant. The talk show host/food network star/Dunkin’ Donuts spokesperson was on Nightline being interview by Cynthia McFadden. The subject of her somewhat “scandalous” photos for the mag cam up.
Via Huffington Post:
Cynthia: All right, I have to ask you about those pictures.
Rachael: Bring it! First of all, when F-H-M called, I thought it was food and home. I didn’t even know what F-H-M was. And I mean I got the request from the P-R person.
Cynthia: I mean, I would be like oh, that’s-
Rachael: The P-R person at Food Network said we actually have an unusual request from F-H-M magazine. And I thought about it-I think I was thirty-five at the time. Thirty-four or thirty five. And I thought about it for a while, and I said, you know what? This magazine has as young as seventeen, eighteen-year-olds in hottie bikinis, and these are all actresses, models, pin-up girls. I don’t belong to any, even remote, club of theirs. And I thought if I’m gutsy enough to do this, this is a good thing for everybody. This is the everywoman, here she is. And I thought, what the heck? I asked my husband what he thought of it and he said, [giggles] oh, kinda cool. And I did it and it was the most scared I’ve ever been and I wouldn’t change a thing. I’d do it again tomorrow.
Cynthia: Now I heard your mother told you not to do it.
Rachael: My mother was furious. Remains furious. You don’t have to do that kind of trash, you don’t need to sell yourself that way, blah blah blah. I was proud of it. And I would do it again, even though my mom would be really mad at me. I know she still loves me.
Cynthia: So no regrets. You sound like a-
Rachael: Not for a heart-not for a minute.
I don’t really see the “scandalous” factor in these. Sure, it’s probably considered hard core porn if your last name is Duggar.
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With the official cast announcement just a few weeks away, “Dancing With the Stars” casting rumors are running rampant. Ryan Tedder of One Republic dropped the ‘mirror’ ball on the red carpet last night at the Grammy Awards. In an interview, Ryan revealed his good friend Gavin Degraw is lined up for the next season [...]
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
