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Jennifer Lopez’s nipple tried to steal the spotlight at the 2012 Oscars. Jlo and Cameron Diaz giggled their way through presenting the award for Best Costume Design and it appeared her nipple was trying to escape.
The low cut ensemble revealed what some think is a nip slip. Her stylist insists that her nipple was locked up in a cup…
It was a bit nippley at the premiere of “Me and Orson Welles” last night. Claire Danes walked the red carpet in a super sheer black dress that left little to the imagination.
Danes and her costar, Zac Efron, dominated the event. I am sure Zac was grateful that she apparently dislikes bras.
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Lately Rihanna has been strutting around practically nude in a number of dresses that are transparent or barely there. Yesterday she was strutting around in nothing but a thong and a see through black dress. Her boob was clearly visible along with her thong as she bent over to get into her car.
On a vacation in Rome last week she had offended have the city and was asked to cover up. She threw together a couple of gigantic red cloth napkins and went on her merry way. Then in mid September she walked around New York showing off her nipple ring in a see-through tank top. Rihanna might as well strut around nude.
So what’s her new obsession with showing off her breasts? Is she advertising or in style? Usually I try to keep my nipples in check but for some reason I never have trouble keeping my no-no from waving at the paps. The again, any outfit that requires double sided sticky tape for your vag won’t be found in my closet.
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Lil Kim is creating a few waves on ‘Dancing with the Stars‘and giving all the contestants a run for their money.
Last night Kim did a bouncy jive with Queen Latifah sitting in the audience. However, at the end of her performance all the judges gave her huge compliments. (Except for the older guy of the ambiguously gay duo.) Lil Kim even had a small wardrobe malfunction which was noticed by host Tom Bergeron. Bergeron was the nipple police and informed her that she had to keep it G-rated and covered her as stuffed her chest back in.
If that doesn’t beat Gilles Marini I don’t know what else will.
So I was sitting at home, minding my own business when I happened upon these photos of Robert Pattinson leaving the optometrist yesterday in LA. What? No, I wasn’t searching fan sites looking for pictures of him! Are you serious? I mean, I am a grown woman with things to do and…OK. I was searching the internet for pictures of him.
Though there is really no “news” attached to these pictures, I would like to speculate that Sparklepants was visiting the eye doctor to get fitted for some lovely topaz tinted contact lenses he will need in a few weeks.
I also need to get some swooning off my chest here. The boy is hot. Pure hot. I think my pants are on fire. For those of you who were worried that his hair wouldn’t be back to ‘Edward ‘ status by time filming of “New Moon” started, you can see now that the worrying was all for not. His hair is back in shape and even looks a little on the clean side (I am sure that mean old manager of his, Nick Frenkel, is making him stay clean for the Oscars).
If you look at some of the pics closely, you will see that Robert tore the sleeves off his plaid shirt thus not protecting him from what appears to be a chilly February day in California (wink, wink). Thank you for that Mother Nature. Thank you. I love a little Sparklepants nipple candy in the afternoon.
Now that I have done the dirty work for those of you with harsher computer restrictions in the workplace than me, please feel free to enjoy them.
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Miley Cyrus is the latest victim of a low cut dress. While shooting a video in Santa Clarita her boob popped out . While riding a horse Miley had a wardrobe malfunction. According to one onlooker:
“Miley’s dress was so low-cut, her breast popped out in front of about 15 crew members..’
She better get used to it and discover the power of duct tape. I bet she went home and celebrated her first nipple slip. It’s like a right of passage in Hollywood.
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The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
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Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
