Miley Cyrus’ little sister isn’t the next purveyor of Wal-Mart worthy lacy panties and fishnets. When the headline “Noah Cyrus Designing Lingerie” came out, everyone believed it. She has already perfected he stroll (in her best hookin’ boots) by the age of 9 and her famewhorin’ lineage made us believe it. (Click HERE to see Noah Cyrus Pole Dancing for her birthday.)
Miley’s 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids. She’ll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children’s lingerie collection for ‘Ohh! La, La! Couture’ on Valentine’s Day.
After the story made parents everywhere explode and get out their pitchforks, Oooh La La Couture attempted to do damage control. The stay at home moms who created this “line” deny any baby bras and toddler thongs are in the works. They simply make gaudy tutu’s that look like they were fashioned by rejected Project Runway hopefuls for “Dancing with the Stars: Tacky Midget Edition.”
“The story is completely false…it’s a total lie…we don’t make lingerie. It’s been devastating for our little company,” says Dugourd, who has a daughter. “We would never do anything inappropriate.”
Noah dresses like a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race (love that show!) and is a pair of leather chaps away from signing autographs in tube sock section of Big Lots. Basically the company hitched their wagon to the future Brooke Hogan/Heidi Montag hybrid and it’s terrifying.
Quoteables:
Film Drunk: “Wait, lingerie that’s not just for pre-pubescent girls? Finally! Hey, how big is a size 14? Quick, someone measure my bust and crotch, I think my balls are a B-cup.”
Dlisted: “And while it does look like something the 80s spit up after giving Cyndi Lauper cunnilingus, it’s not lingerie. It’s also not something any child should wear. Correction: It’s not something ANYBODY should wear.”
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