John Travolta Sued for Molesting Male Masseur

Good ol’ John I SWEARS IMMA STRAIGHTY Travolta is being sued for playing with a penis that wasn’t his own. It was only a matter of time before A) some down-on-his-luck happy endings purveyor let $ roll into his eyes and created a fictional account of sexual foolery OR B) this actually happened. I won’t admit what I believe because I don’t like being sued/having a herd of Scientologists chase me down the street flinging unsold copies of ‘Knight and Day’ at me. (Hint: it’s not option A.)

TMZ got their hands of the lawsuit filed by an anonymous masseur asking for $2 million in damages. He claims that Johnny was surfing online ads for massages with a going rate of $200 an hour and booked him under a fake name. Travolta rolled up in his black Lexus and picked up the masseur. He saw Trojan condoms in the center console as he was driven to the Beverly Hills Hotel. I will let the media outlet tell the rest of the story because the thought of John waving his nakedness around his horrifying enough…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Playboy Spread

It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan resorted to porn to pay the rent (Editor’s Note: Read “rent” as blow/booze habit.) Our favorite professional probation violator is in talks to pose nude for Playboy.

The going rate for a child star with a penchant for self harming and a Sunday morning 8 Ball is $750,000. Lindsay was holding out for $1 million but soon discovered that A: we have seen her nude before and B: no one really wants to see her nude again.

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Athletes Go Nude for ESPN Body Issue – PHOTOS

If you were wondering what Hope Solo would look like dance fighting while nude then ESPN has satisfied your odd curiosity. The 3rd Annual ESPN Body Issue will hit stands Friday and feature a plethora of naked athletes.

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Olivia Wilde to Become a Porn Star ?!

I am sure the words Olivia Wilde and porn are two of the most googled terms. (I still love you, you dirty pervs.) Put them together and you have Wilde’s next project.

The “House” starlet is in talks for the role of Linda Lovelace in an upcoming biopic. Don’t confuse this Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman directed flick with the film starring Malin Akerman. (That project originally had Lindsay Lohan cast as Linda, but she was too busy eating bottles of booze, stealing necklaces and snorting Sweet N’ Low.) Olivia told E! that she hasn’t been signed yet despite the rumors she already on board, but is seriously interested.

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Blake Lively Nude Photo Scandal

Here is another celebrity nude photo ESCANDALO for all the pervs out there. Blake Lively allegedly did a photo shoot of herself circa 2002 Myspace slut. Why is it always some Disney/tv famehooker and not Jake Gyllenhaal making waffles in the nude?

Anyway, Blake has hitched her caboose to the Leonardo DiCaprio Relevancy Express. She and Leo were photographed yachting together (which is the rich person’s version of dinner and a movie) during Cannes. While on the boat they hugged and made canned noodles (canoodling). Click HERE for those pics… A few days later they did separate walks of shame from their shared hotel room and followed it with hand holding outing in Monte Carlo. DiCaprio took Lively to a Grand Prix viewing party and introduced her as his girlfriend.

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Chris Brown Nude Video Scandal – PHOTOS

Nothing says, ‘Good Morning, it’s Monday!’ like a nude photo ESCANDALO. Chris Brown’s career is floundering so it’s no surprise a nude video he shot with his cell phone “accidentally” leaked to the net.

Brown reportedly made the video for an “ex-girlfriend” and suuuhhhprise, it hit the web. (Read “ex-girlfriend” as press whore-wagon.) These ho tricks usually work for Disney starlets and since his over-the-top/eye drops induced tribute to Michael Jackson only got him some shade, I have trouble believing that this was a genuine oops. This isn’t the first time he has been captured on film nude. Brown and Rihanna allegedly made a sex tape that also hit the net. (Click HERE for more details…)

Either way, World Star Hip Hop (warning it’s an adult-time site so make sure you are old enough to legally buy cigarettes before entering) has the video of the longest pan to peen shot ever.

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Robert Pattinson’s Nude Details Photos and NSFW Video

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Details Magazine scored an interview with the Keeper of the Unicorn Field. Robert Pattinson hasn’t had a moment of rest in between filming the ‘Twilight’ saga, participating in several other films (Bel Ami, Remember Me), press events, junkets, photo shoots and endless interviews discussing every angle of his life.

“Seriously, you eventually realize you can’t make every single decision. I was always building, always protecting something. At the same time, I seemed to be losing the ability to move. I’d protected myself into checkmate. Even mentally.” In that moment, he has a realization: “I can barely remember the last two years. Not like a haze of partying or anything like that. Just . . . it’s been crazy.”

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Being stalked on a daily basis has grown monotonous. Pattinson jokes about the crazy fans and has been forced to find the humor in having a target on his back.

“I find it really funny—if I got shot, I would literally be in hysterics. I would be like, ‘Are you serious? Jesus Christ, get Zac Efron! He’s got more social relevance than I do.’”

The photo spread accompanying the interview (seen below) was difficult for Sparklepants. Two naked women simply made him uncomfortable during the NSFW Robert Pattinson photo shoot.

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

The Rest of the Details Magazine Interview Coverage is Below the Cut. Click “Read More…” Below the NSFW Photos of Robert Pattinson to Read About His Thoughts on Porn and More Photos…. OR You Can See the Newly Released Eclipse Movie Stills of Robert and Kristen’s Bed Scene by Clicking HERE!

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JFK Photo – Boats and Hoes Hoax

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TMZ was screeching at the top of their lungs that JFK was a big whore and had a photo of him on a boat with a bunch of naked women crawling all over like it was a video for Diddy. The gossip site was a tingly over their “discovery” of a photo of him playing captain of the good ship hooter pop. They had a slew of experts look at the photo and examine it for authenticity and evidence of photoshopping. Upon the confirmation the pic was real, they ran a story titled: “The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History,” which tried to prove that John F. Kennedy was cheating while Jackie Kennedy was rushed to the hospital. She had a cesarean, but Arabella Kennedy was stillborn on August 23, 1956.

TMZ claims that he was on a boat in the Mediterranean with the naked women while Jackie suffered. The site is trying to run the idea that if the story of his cheating got out before he ran for President… that history could have been altered. However, The Smoking Gun found the photo in a 1967 Playboy spread.

“According to the caption accompanying the Playboy photo spread, four couples were enjoying themselves on a trip to Petit Rameau, an island in the Grenadines. As “Andy” sunned himself on deck, “Elaine” dove naked into the water while “Roxanna” provocatively shimmied up a ladder.”

TMZ has since retracted their claims of the photos of John F. Kennedy as legit and dubbed it a fake. Typically the site is on the money and rarely wrong. This just goes to show you that you can’t be right all the time.

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Levi Johnstons Playgirl Spread Will Bore You

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Your Christmas gifts are coming a tad early this year from Playgirl.com – in the form of a teaser picture from Levi Johnstons‘ nude, but non full-frontal, photo shoot. In the photo of Johnston, giving his best bedroom eyes impression, he is showing presumably in the shower with one arm up over his head and staring blankly into the camera lens. Not so scandalous as anyone expected because really, what are we looking at? Just the top of the guy’s body… shoulders up. Since when is pit hair sexy? The black and white photograph is just one of the many photos to come, which will include a tribute to “hockey moms” that features Johnston posing with a hockey stick.

He seems to have quite the nice body! Too bad his brain isn’t as healthy. More teaser pictures are expected to be released next week… and even though he wussed out on giving us the full monty. I am not one to turn down a peek, but I rather pass on seeing his moose meat. The semi-nude photos will run online in January.

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The Blemish: I’m not sure what the big deal is about Levi Johnston being in Playgirl as it appears to be big news to everyone but me. Anyway, Playgirl released a teaser photo of Levi’s spread in which he has decided that will not be doing full frontal much to the dismay of, um, someone.

College Candy: Levi might be conventionally attractive, but his status as Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Jon Gosselin’s new buddy – Michael Lohan must be green with envy – and an all-around jerk (in response to New York Magazine asking him how he was adjusting to life in the Big Apple, Levi said, “I run this city. It ain’t no thang.” UGH) means that we’re less than excited about the idea of having naked pictures of this a**hat plastered all over the internet next week.

Josh Duhamel Cheated on Fergie with a Stripper!

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Did Josh Duhamel cheat on wife Fergie? If you ask a stripper by the name of Nicole Forrester the answer is yes and she apparently took a lie detector test to prove it while he’s saying her claims are nothing more than lies. According the “National Enquirer,” Josh and Nicole met at the Tattletales Lounge, an all nude club in Atlanta, where she performs under the name “Delilah.”. He was there filming the romantic comedy “Life As We Know It,” but told Nicole his name was JD and he was there to film a porno. Classy.

Per Radar:

“I told him, ‘You are gorgeous’ and he said, ‘’You’re hot, too.’” claims Forrester.

Now take this all with a grain of salt my dears. This is the National Enquirer afterall, and its not often they are really right. Nicole says she gave Josh and his friend a nude dance before they exchanged phone numbers. A few days later, she claims Duhamel called her and the two had a night of wild sex in his $820 per night hotel room. The article says that Forester passed a rigorous polygraph and that she was even paid for telling her story. Duhamel and his representatives says the strippers claims are, of course, “bogus.”

Per E!:

“This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity,” Duhamel’s rep said in a statement released this afternoon. “This story is absolutely ridiculous.”

Josh and the Mrs. have been rumored to be on the rocks lately, with chitchat that Josh is ready for the pitter-patter of tiny feet but that Fergie isn’t done having her fun just yet. However, this story has a holes bigger than those you’d find at a strip club – Think about it! For starters, Forrester admits she was paid to tell her tale to The National Enquirer. She claims the story of dancing nude for Duhamel at an Atlanta strip club in early October is true, and that she even passed a lie detector when admitting to sex with the star at the hotel. But where is the proof of this so-called lie detector test? And other media outlets are claiming Forrester’s attorney also contacted them, asking for “compensation” in exchange for the story. I’m sorry, but I believe Duhamel in all of this mess!

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