One of the worst ideas ever…
Levi Johnston is being offered $25,000 to star in a one man porn. He mentioned that he would be willing to go naked if the price was right on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen.” After revealing his is a straight up fame whore, a site has decided to pounce on the offer and make a deal to get Levi naked.
I received this press release with the several offers *Slightly NSFW*:
VEGAS PORN COMPANY OFFERS LEVI JOHNSTON $25,000 TO TAKE IT ALL OFF
American Politic’s First Baby Daddy Sought To Appear Naked In Solo Video
In an open letter to Levi Johnston, StraightCollegeMen.com has offered Bristol Palin’s baby
daddy $25,000 to complete a solo video for its website.
“I’ve always thought he’d make a good model for us. Decidedly straight and rugged, yet savvy
enough to know exactly what he’s doing,” says Justin Clouse, owner of Bait & Tackle®, a Las
Vegas based motion picture production company which runs StraightCollegeMen.com
amongst its sites.
“When I heard him say that he’d consider posing nude for enough money, I knew we had to
make a tangible offer. $25,000 is a lot of money for an hour of his time, but I’ve been wanting
to add a celebrity to StraightCollegeMen.com’s roster for a long time,” Clouse continued.
Indeed, upon watching Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and hearing
Johnston respond to a question about if he’d ever consider posing nude, the team at Bait &
Tackle immediately came up with a plan to take him up on the offer.
At LeviNaked.com, an open letter reads:
Having seen your recent interview where you said you’d consider posing nude for the
right amount of money, StraightCollegeMen.com would like to offer you $25,000 to
participate in a solo jerk off video.
Given your well known heterosexuality, you likely don’t know StraightCollegeMen.com and its hundreds of naked straight men, but we’ve been around for eight years. If you’ve been to Las Vegas lately, perhaps you’ve seen one of the eighteen billboards Bait & Tackle®, our parent company, has around town seeking models for a $500 audition.
We’re prepared to offer you 50 times the regular amount for a couple hours of your
time. We would obviously pay, too, for your first class flight, hotel accommodations on the
strip, and limo.
Please contact us at 702-987-*** to discuss things further.
Hope to hear from you soon and best of luck in your endeavors,
Bait & Tackle
Wade Howard, Director of Model Recruitment at Bait & Tackle, said, “It’s an obvious fit. Our name’s Bait & Tackle and he’s a self-described red neck from Alaska. Now the only question is if he’s got the ammo to shoot off a few rounds.”
Bait & Tackle is eagerly awaiting to hear back on its offer.
Magazines are also after Levi Johnston to strip down. I don’t understand why, but some find it weird that I have a secret love for Tim Gunn and Anderson Cooper. He strikes me as male version of a Kardashian or Hilton and will do anything for press and cash. He recently took Kathy Griffin to the 2009 Teen Choice Awards as his date in what I am assume cost her a $10 and a bag of Doritos. (Click here for photos of Johnston and Griffin being gross at the 2009 TCA.)
Image Via: GQ