Kristen Stewart Breaks Robert Pattinson’s Heart

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While you were sound a sleep last night with visions of Robert Pattinson dancing in your head, the rumor mill was working on overdrive trying to create some drama for our beloved Sparklepants. Last week, OK Magazine ran a story trying to make us buy into Pattinsons’ rumored romance with co-star Kristen Stewart, promising us a first look into their love nest in Vancouver but producing nothing more than pictures of some random hotel room. They even went as far as to bogusly quoting the two as saying, “We’re already like a married couple.” But now it looks like the rumored couple won’t be getting their happily ending afterall, as the magazine now has Kristen breaking Rob’s heart & leaving him heartbroken, along with his so-called plans to win her back.

Per OK!:

“Rob was talking marriage,” says the source, who explains that the relationship was also stealing all of Kristen’s attention and keeping her from spending time with her friends and family. “She told him they need to take a break.”

So within the matter of a week, the couple have gone from saying they were like a married couple to breaking up because Rob was thinking marriage. Kinda contradictory if you ask me! Meanwhile back in reality, the two have finished up filming on the third installment, “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” and are gearing up for the whirlwind of promotional tours they are about to embark on. So what story do you think the magazine will drum up for next week? Kristen upset at Robs flirting? The “Twilight” stars engagement? Kristen pregnant with Robs baby?… Scratch those, they’ve already been done! Guess the only thing left is to have Rob turn up pregnant himself. Next time you are standing at the checkout line and you see a magazine with KStew & Sparklepants on the cover, think twice before you pick it and believe it to be true.

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Twilight Stars Wedding Details & Robert Pattinson Steroid Rumors

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OK! Magazines cover story this week is “Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s Wedding of the Year”. As much as our Twi-hard fan-selfs would love to believe our favorite onscreen couple have taken their love offscreen, this story I find to be a little sketchy. The magazine goes on to talk about specific details for the stars, such as the vintage satin dress, sentimental ring, moonlit garden reception at the family home, thousands of roses, best man and bridesmaid, spectacular wedding cake, and an exotic honeymoon. (See the all of the sketches of Bella’s wedding dress by clicking HERE) Hey wait, this sounds a little familiar! Are we talking about what to expect in the third “Twilight” film “Eclipse” or are they trying to make us believe its the actors who are getting hitched? I just love how the editors are playing into the delusions that there really is no difference between the characters of Edward and Bella and the actors who play them. But fear not Twilight-Junkies… I’m calling BS on this story! Shame on OK! for making us believe our favorite characters who we all live vicariously through are getting hitched in real life and attempting to shatter our dreams of being the new Mrs. Robert Pattinson!

In other related news, fans of the movies have noticed that Pattinson appears to have beefed up in the time between “Twilight” and latest instalment “New Moon” causing rumors to circulate that the actor has been taking steroids. Kristen Stewart has come to his defense, and is denying claims that he has taken anything to achieve his new and improve physique, insisting that his new look is nothing but natural.

Per Showbiz Spy:

“Yes, he’s jacked. It’s absolutely crazy,” Kristen recently told reporters when asked about Pattinson’s toned body. “He’s definitely not on steroids.”

Did someone get Pattinson confused with Taylor Lautners and his amazing jacked up body as of late? No one in their right mind would look at Pattinson and think ‘steroids’ with Lautner walking around all beefed up like he is.

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OK Magazine’s Michael Jackson Death Cover Not OK

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Looking for the final picture of Michael Jackson? Then by all means, run out and purchase OK Magazine. You won’t find the picture here. We at Hollywood Dame are well aware of the fact that we lack all morals, but still, we manage to have enough class to draw the line. And we’ve found the line.

OK Magazine shelled out a reported $500,000 for a picture of Jackson lying on a stretcher and possibly dead, much to the chagrin of those who work for the magazine and even more to the dismay of the mag’s advertisers who are now pulling out faster than the guy who chose to go condomless with Paris Hilton.

Celebrities are also expressing anger towards the magazine’s poor cover decision.

Via The New York Post:

“In addition, Sean Combs and Jay-Z are said to be so furious they’re organizing a boycott, according to our source.”

Unfortunately however, reps for both OK Magazine and Combs are denying the boycott is taking place. However, the Dames are launching our own boycott of the magazine. Never again will OK grace the back of the toilet in our ladie’s loo.

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