Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes $75 Million Second Baby

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Rumor has it that Katie Holmes and husband Tom Cruise will be trying to baby number 2 in the New Year. According to OK!, the couple finally think its time to expand their brood and are ready to give daughter Suri a sibling.

Per Ok!:

“She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again,” a pal tells OK! of the couple’s decision. “She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”

Although, rumors have been running rampant lately claiming the couple, who celebrated their three-year anniversary last month, have been separated because of marital tensions and not just due to work schedules. Reportedly, Katie has accepted a large sum of money to allow the baby making to happen. Or at least that’s what OK! seems to suggest, since the cover of its latest cover screams “$75 MILLION FOR BABY #2.” Hell, for that much money I’ll give him a whole little league team’s worth of chaps! Its been said that Katie wanted to wait until she had another box office hit before trying for a second child, which isn’t surprising when you consider that she’s already spent millions on Suri’s wardrobe alone this year. Better hope for a boy this time, Tom.

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Tabloid Covers Obsessed with Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston

Here is a general round up of the top gossip magazines this week. Of the 6 covers 5 of them center around a the Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston PR wagon.

People magazine features Aniston holding a pup across her shoulders. I am surprised she was down with this because I am there is something in her contracts that forbids anyone prettier than her to be in the same room.

In Touch is running with the Angie VS. Jen war. Yawn. We get it. These two are hate each other. Jolie has a voodoo vagina that stole Brad Pitt because Jennifer has the personality equal to that of tuna casserole. Move along.

Life and Style is going with the baby angle. 461 celebrity babies were “crapped out” this year and get flying ponies for Christmas while they eat gold and end there day taking a dip in the money vault circa Scrooge McDuck. Merry freaking Christmas.

OK! Is getting warmer. Their lure is the Aniston Obsession with Jolie. Now this I believe. Here is my $2.99 sir.

Us Weekly realizes that the Pitt, Jolie, Aniston saga is making people want to hang themselves in the garage, so they went with Jennifer Lopez going ring-less and fighting with Skeletor…er… Marc Anthony.

Star is leaving Rachel Green out of the Jolie-Pitt empire and just claiming to have the prenup details. Who cares about the cash? They are both able to buy their own country and fill it with Cambodian children and Snickers bars. The real issue is the kids. Snooze. Millions of people with kids got divorced. They managed to live with out cutting babies in half.