Justin Timberlake is Using Jessica Biel for Sex

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Here we go kittens. Despite numerous reports by sources, snitches and frenemy blabber mouths, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have been showing a united front by going on walkies together and grabbing some food on occasion. Most recently JT took Biel to a Jay-Z concert. This would pretty much blast any reports of a split, but now the word is that they are just friends with sexy times benefits.

Per Fox News:

“Justin was very clear with Jessica that he didn’t want to be in a serious relationship with her anymore where he wasn’t able to date other people. Jessica took the news very hard, but once she calmed down and they started talking again, he convinced her to stay friends who hook up, without all the pressure of a relationship.

At first she was very reluctant, but she missed him a lot and so she decided to give it a try even though it wasn’t exactly how she wanted things to be. She’s still in love with him, and they are still attracted to each other, so it would have been difficult for them to quit each other cold turkey.”

So basically he told her he wasn’t going to marry her because he found his inner slut. Holy Moses of Gwyneth Paltrow’s uterus. He is the male version of Megan Fox only slightly less idiotic. Or perhaps a future George Clooney only more idiotic but still loves those cocktail waitresses/flight attendants/Waffle House manager.

“Justin gets the best of both worlds,” says the source. “He doesn’t have to lose Jess as a lover or a friend, but he’s free to explore other [relationships].”

Rumor has it that he had been “exploring” Rihanna before they called it quits just in time for RiRi’s “Chris Brown Beat Me Now Buy My Album!” tour. Besides I was under the impression that after you graduate from college you no longer had to do the “friends with benefits” thing and could just come right out and say, “thanks for the o-face, don’t call me.”

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Megan Fox in an Open Relationship with Brian Austin Green

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The ho from “Transformers” is back with her ex-fiancé. Sort of. According to OK! And NY Daily, Megan Fox is maintaining a relationship with Brian Austin Green in which she can have sexy times with anyone while he is only allowed to be with her.

Via NY Daily:

“They’ve agreed to an open relationship where Megan can see other men but Brian can’t date anyone else,” says the mag, and she has six months to decide if she wants to marry him.”

Either this girl is either an evil genius or the reason why free clinics are stocking up on Valtrex. My vote is for later being that she has earned the nickname Professor Whore Face.

Quotables:

D-Listed – “The average person has to down Kiefer Sutherland’s entire liquor cabinet just to get through a Megan Fox “performance.”