Kristen Stewart Pregnant, Robert Pattinson to Have the Baby

Relax, it’s Friday and just a lighthearted play on KStew and our favorite Sparklebeast’s stop on O. I found it amusing. (Yes, I am easily amused.) Hey, it burns 5 minutes of your day and gets a bit closer to having drinks with your girls at Benihana.

On Wednesday, the cast of the “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” movie sat down for an interview with Oprah that will air on May 13th. Everyone knows that Ms. O is the queen of getting you to spill your guts and share your deepest, darkest secrets. And she’s done it again – Robert Pattinson let the cat out of the bag about a secret in his relationship. When Oprah asked Sparklepants if he and Kristen Stewart were a couple, he slipped and mentioned some baby news!

Per The Province:

“[Oprah] asked the question directly, like, ‘So, everybody wants to know!’ but they really did avoid the question,” Hudson told MTV. “They both kind of looked like, ‘Uhh, are we supposed to answer this?’ and then Rob joked that Kristen was pregnant, and she joked that, ‘If I’m pregnant, then Rob’s going to have the baby.’”

Ok, so no one’s really pregnant. But if they’re finally being allowed to joke about their relationship, that’s a very good sign. I’m sure that as soon as the word “pregnant” slipped past Rob’s lips, the audience went in to shock.

UPDATE: A mole at the Oprah set squealed this story about the Robsten romance:

“Obviously Oprah had to ask something during the taping, but agreed beforehand she wouldn’t be too hard on [Rob and Kristen] if they told her what was really going on. Both Rob and Kristen’s people and Summit then confirmed ahead of time [Rob and Kristen] are together and are dating. One hundred percent.”

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b179968_rob_kristen_confirm_theyre.html#ixzz0nGuD9EQC

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Oprah Winfrey and John Tesh-Secret Lovers

Secret lovers….yea…that’s what we are…

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I must admit kittens, when I read an excerpt from Kitty Kelley’s new unauthorized biography of the Mighty Oprah, I nearly peed myself.

According to Kelley, during the swinging 70′s Oprah, barely out of her teens, took in John Tesh as a live in lover.
The two shared an apartment in Nashville, Tennessee for a short time. However, due to the differences in their races, Tesh bolted on Oprah…in the middle of the night.

Via The New York Daily News:

“He said one night he looked down and saw his white body next to her black body and couldn’t take it anymore. He walked out in the middle of the night. … He told me he later felt very guilty about it.”

Kelley’s book, which is due to hit stores April 13, 2010, is already a best-seller based on the number of pre-order sales.

Oprah’s people are refusing to make any comments on the book and Tesh’s people didn’t return any calls.

Super Bowl 2010: Saints Win, Super Bowl Commercials and The Who

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I am a not-so-secretly a football fan. Scratch that I am a die-hard Bears fan despite hailing from Indiana. In fact I was thrilled to see the Colts lose and suffer a bit of much need humility. (While the Bears are suffering a huge let down after Cutler failed to live up to his golden boy reputation, they are going to see yet another year of disappointment. Lovie Smith has been kept on to sink the ship and the team won’t have any saving grace in the draft thanks to trading first picks in the Cutler price tag.)

Regardless, Peyton Manning was being worshiped like a Touchdown Jesus and fans were cocky enough to make bets not on if they won, but when they won. Too bad the New Orleans Saints not only won, but won by two touchdowns. The final score was 31-17 with Drew Brees being named MVP. Manning acted like a child and walked off the field before handing out a single congrats to the Saints on their victory, which made me forget any respect I might have had. In his defense the word “choke” is being used for that interception that seems to have changed it all. I disagree on the term and remind myself, as the Colts fan should, no team or person is perfect.

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The halftime show was performed by The Who which is a safe beat after the stigma of Janet Jackson’s 2004 Floppy Boob-Gate and Prince’s garnered ridiculous complaints that his halftime show turned men gay. (That I am not making up. Several thousand complained the shadow aspect of the show was phallic ridden thanks to his guitar. One woman said she feared her son would “be turned gay” while another man claimed erectile dysfunction.) Those shows have left eager viewer searching for a scandal FCC complaint worthy. Peter Townsend and Roger Daltrey delivered a set that featured a blinding light show and a few fireworks that I have yet to hear a FCC filed complaint.

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The Super Bowl commercials are what some tune in for. This year, they seemed to have fizzled in entertainment value. Mixed reviews have one thing in common: every review pegs GoDaddy ads the worst and the Denny’s scary chickens were unanimously “lame.” The Doritos campaign didn’t fail to deliver some of the best.

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Oprah to Confirm Her Bisexuality

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Oh darlings. I know that everyone has pegged Oprah Winfrey as gay ever since made her “friend” Gayle King a public figure in her life. I stand by my assumption that she is Clay Aiken-ish and no human is worthy of her lady lumps.

So, Take this with a grain of proverbial salt as the story hails from Enquirer, which is known for taking a grain of salt and turning it into the Hope Diamond.

Via The National Enquirer:

“The book’s biggest bombshells involve the agony Oprah has endured over the gay rumors that began soon after she started dating Stedman, a handsome marketing executive, in 1986, sources say. ”

“Oprah has long shrugged off the persistent story that she and Gayle are lovers, and that Stedman was just a cover for their secret relationship,” an insider divulged.

Really kittens, if the Mighty O wanted to keep her lovah a secret she should have picked someone with a name like ‘Straighty McNotBi’ instead of GAYle. Just sayin’!

Oprah Ends ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ in 2011 – VIDEO

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After 25 years on the air, Oprah will announce tomorrow that she will NOT renew her contract and her talk show will end on September 9, 2011.

She reportedly told staff Thursday afternoon that this will be the last her talk show so she can focus on her new network.

ABC reports:

Back in January of 2008, Oprah announced she was launching OWN – The Oprah Winfrey Network. It was widely expected that the TV talk queen would stop doing her syndicated program in September 2011 to focus on the cable network. Sources said that the Oprah Winfrey Show would not move to OWN.

If Oprah does indeed retire her show another matter of who or what will take her place will be buzzing around soon. Ellen DeGeneres will certainly have a corner on the market.

UPDATE:

View more news videos at: http://www.nbcchicago.com/video.

Tim Bennett, president of HARPO, has CONFIRMED that Oprah will be making the announcement tomorrow that the show will end in 2011.

“Tomorrow, Oprah will announce live on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular, influential and enduring programs in television history. The sun will set on the “Oprah” show as its 25th season draws to a close on September 9, 2011.”

Yours truly will be hiding in a bomb shelter and living on vodka and Kashi for the next few days until the shrieks of homemakers every where turn to gentle sobs.

Despite Reports, ‘Scrubs’ Actor Zach Braff NOT Dead

Despite the dinnertime shrieks of “OMG Zach Braff killed himself! I read it on Twitter!” that you might have heard, the actor is very much alive and well! Reports that the “Scrubs” actor had died of an apparent suicide have been spreading like wild fires yesterday, with the news even being reported on a fake CNN site and becoming a top trending topic on Twitter. The headline of the article said “Beloved Scrubs Actor Found Dead In His Home” and claimed he was found with an empty pill bottle by his side. The news of Braff’s so-called death was first reported on the hoax CNN page, which actually looked quite genuine, while another article appeared claiming that Braff had died while shooting a film in New Zealand. Thankfully, these turned out to be not true. However, if you did a little browsing on the fake CNN page it clearly gave away the hoax – all of the “top stories” on the right hand side were from 2007. Braff posted a video on Monday to his personal Facebook page, disputing the claim and calling out the person behind it.

Per PopEater:

“There was a big Internet rumor today that I was dead … that I OD’d on some pills. It’s not the case, I’m here at ‘Scrubs’ shooting the new ‘Scrubs’ title sequence, which is a little bit like dying, so I guess that was semi-accurate. A couple of inaccuracies you should have noticed when you saw the thing, if you believed it — the dude said I was found in my 32,000 square foot estate in Beverly Hills – but I’m not Oprah! That’s a big house! I just want to say to the douchebag who started this: You win my first ever douche of the day award for making my mom upset!”

Chris Laganella of New Jersey seems to be the lucky winner of that award. He has since removed the fake CNN page post and replaced it with an apology and explanation that I don’t quite understand. Laganella writes that he made the spoof page in 2007 for friends and fellow fans of “Scrubs,” but somehow it was made public without his knowledge.

Per ChrisBox:

“So let’s just clear some stuff up. I did not make this page to intentionally fool everyone on the internet. I didn’t expect it to even be made public. Ever. I’m sorry if I scared everyone out there. Zach, sorry if you got offended by me posting a fake suicide about you on the internet. Your 32,000 square foot house would be pretty empty without you. Thanks for (apparently) taking it lightly, since I haven’t gotten a letter about a lawsuit yet. Just so you know, I’m a huge fan; that’s the only reason I made this page, believe it or not. Also, sorry for upsetting your mother.”

There’s a new one of these fake troll-inspired death rumors every week. I think only school kids are fooled by it any more. Sometimes it’s the oddest celebs, which the pranksters do on purpose to make it more believable. While we’ve debunked this one, its only a matter of time before the next one pops up.

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Dr.Phil Strikes Again, More Tales of the Boobie Grabber

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I know, I know kittens. The news is dry this morning and I have resorted hammering on Dr. Phil who is like that creepy Uncle you try and avoid at holidays. Oprah’s boo turned Diet Coke version of Jerry Springer is being sued for his boobie grabbing.

TMZ reports that a woman by the name Shirley Dieu filed a suit in L.A. Count Superior Court that alleges brainwashing, physical, emotional abuse and forced nudity. She was seeking therapy from Dr. Phil in 2007 and has now come forward to seek justice.

“In the documents, Shirley claims Phil forced her to “be in the same room with a completely naked live man while he exposed his entire naked body, genitals and all.” Shirley alleges she tried to escape the building, but “was blocked by the staff to prevent her from leaving.”

[She] also claims Phil “touched her left breast during her therapy session.” Shirley also claims Phil lied to her about being a “real” doctor — alleging that the TV shrink “is not licensed to practice in the state of California.”

This guy is like the Megan Fox of the psychiatry world…no talent and only famous because someone plucked him out obscurity. So in summary Dr. Phil is a boob burglar and Michael Bay = Oprah.

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Split, Jolie Steals From Oprah

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It’s Thursday kittens and you know what that means: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly breaking up…again? Still? I can’t keep track anymore. And furthermore, I no longer care.

This time it’s the tabloid powerhouse “The National Enquirer” that is reporting the two will “officially” announce that they are separating.

This news comes on the cusp of St. Angelina ousting the Mighty Oprah from the coveted number one spot on “Forbes Celebrity 100” list. Angelina will soon learn that you never, ever cross the Mighty O. However, before the Brangelunatics start pelting me with pictures of Shiloh, I need to add that reps for both stars are vehemently denying that the two are splitting.

Via US Weekly:

“A source tells the newest issue of Us Weekly: ‘They have their fights and moments, but generally things are good. They are happy — and Brad loves being a father!’ Adds Jolie’s manager to Us: ‘Not true at all.’”

These two seem to be throwing the break up rumor out there to maintain relevance; that way the don’t end up eating bugs with Spencer and Heidi on “I’m a Famewhore…Get Me Free Press.”

However, Jolie eating a tarantula with Lou Diamond Phillips would be priceless.

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Anna Wintour Told Oprah to Loose Weight


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Anna Wintour came down from Mount Vogue to be questioned by “60 Minutes.” Father Time interviewed the Vogue Editrix to give her an opportunity to try and convince us she isn’t an ice queen, but lovely and fluffy kitten who just loves to be right.

The interview omitted several omissions by Wintour. One edited question surrounded her preference for stick thin cover girls. In 1998 Oprah landed a cover spot with the Fashion Bible. Being notoriously up and down with her weight issues, Anna asked the talk show queen to loose 20 pounds.

Via Us:

“It was a very gentle suggestion,” she said, laughing. “I went to Chicago to visit Oprah, and I suggested that it might be an idea that she lose a little bit of weight.”

She added: “I said simply that you might feel more comfortable. She was a trooper!”

Near the end of the interview the question of contracts came up. Conveniently enough, her contract is about to expire with Vogue. Rumors that ‘Nuclear Wintour’ was on her way out have been swirling for nearly a year. French Vogue Editor, Carine Roitfeld is the front runner to replace her should she be axed or retire. So it is of little surprise that Team Wintour is popping up in the media more often as the contract negotiations are eminent.

It must be lovely being a queen.

Celebrity Quotes: Oprah

“Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn’t great is lying to you.”

-Oprah