In an effort to save their dying careers, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced they are engaged.

You likely remember him brandishing a sword alongside Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Kerr, well, she’s apparently a model which explains why she’s so thin her stomach is eating itself.

The two shot down reports of an engagement about six months ago while in Australia, however, Kerr was recently spotted wearing a sparkling diamond on her ring finger.

Kerr tells People Magazine:

“He’s a sweetheart and that’s all I’m gonna say. My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch. When this is all over, that’s where I’ll be. I’ve always wanted kids, so someday, eventually, yes, it will happen.”

Solar powered farm? Vegetable patch? It appears that Kerr lives in a world where models eventually eat.

Bloom and Kerr’s reps still have not released a formal statement regarding the engagement.

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