Britney Spears Dumps Cheating Jason Trawick – Photos

Men are whores. I am too, but at least I am not doing my ho stroll while telling Britney I wanna run my fingers through her weave for the rest of my life.

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Jason Trawick was reportedly caught cheating on Britney Spears. The ‘3’ singer was said to be close to another engagement after her disastrous marriage to Lord of the Funyuns left her ham sandwich crazy. She managed to rise back to a new level of success and started dating a man who has a full time job and doesn’t smell like day old Taco Bell. That is all over according to a spy who caught Jason having cuddle time with another woman.

“Ella Davis, who was in the unfortunately named bar at the time, said: “Jason left the bar with two bottles of water – and a stunning girl who looked like Britney did five years ago.He had his arms around her and they looked extremely comfortable in each other’s company.”

At the news of Trawick’s cheating, Spears was said to have called him and ripped him to pieces. She then dyed her hair and refused to take any of his calls. Momma Lynn also came to console Brit-Brit and the two hit a hotel and shopping.

“When she heard he’d been caught canoodling with two girls in The Roger Room, it was the last straw. She was absolutely gutted and feels betrayed.

“She called her mum who flew in from Louisiana to be with her. They checked into the Mondrian and Brit had some black hair dye, saying she needed a change. Only recently Britney told friends she was hunting for an engagement ring – so this has come from nowhere. Everyone is assuming it’s over – for the time being anyway. It is very sad.”

Below are photos of Britney sporting her black hair on Wed. January 7th, 2010. She is sporting her angry face so there is some truth to hair dying and case of the sads.

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Brad Pitt’s Secret Hotel Meeting with Jennifer Aniston

Should this be true, I bet Jennifer Aniston exploded with the happiness of a thousand rainbows and baskets of kittens.

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So here we go with Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie nuttery…again. Brad supposedly met Aniston in a hotel for a secret rendezvous in New York. Here comes the part where Jen is left sitting alone looking like a fat kid holding an empty donut box. Pitt didn’t make her eyes roll back into her head and point her heels to Jesus. Nope. He talked to her for nearly an hour, whining about Jolie.

Per Grazia via Daily Mail:

“She arrived at his hotel (Essex House) a matter of hours after they had spoken. Brad was unloading his emotional baggage on Jen, which isn’t exactly fair considering their history. But, the source added: “She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina.”

Someone get the Febreeze because this story sounds caca dipped and rolled in Jen’s fantasy diary.

“At first she was reported to be reluctant to meet with her former husband. But the magazine alleges Brad got his mother Jane – who is famously still close to Jen – to persuade her to meet with him and give some advice. She was brutally honest with Brad, telling him he was being selfish and had to figure things out on his own. He mentioned that Angelina is keen to work out their problems, but as far as Brad’s concerned it’s all but over.”

Now I know this is some mythical shiz. You know Jen is sitting at home trying to buy Pitt’s sperm off eBay. She wouldn’t have to be coerced into meeting with him. I am guessing this came from Aniston as she disguised her voice with scarf over the phone.

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Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart an Ultimatum, KStew Goes Clubbing with Dakota Fanning Instead – Photos

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Another day, another story making the rounds about the romance between “Twilight” stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The day after the rumored couples near kiss on the “MTV Movie Awards”, the pair were assumed to have shacked up together at “The Charlie”, a West Hollywood hotel, bunking in a cottage called the Valentino – two bedrooms, two baths, full kitchen and even a quaint window seat. But before all you Twi-hards get excited over the romance between the pair, there is one thing to remember: K-Stew is supposedly still involved with her longtime boyfriend Michael Angarano. So where does this leave our beloved Sparklepants? With no choice but to give Stewart an ultimatum – end her relationship with Angarano, or its over!

Per OK!:

“Robert is completely frustrated. If Kristen isn’t interested in a serious relationship, she needs to tell him so he can move on,” says one source.

How hard could this decision be to make? I mean, come on… its Robert-freakin’-Pattinson! Robert is reportedly giving Kristen a few months to figure things out while in NYC filiming the movie “Remember Me,” but he wants a decision about this love triangle by the time they reunite in Vancouver this fall to shoot “Eclipse,” the third movie in the “Twilight” saga. So far, doesn’t seem like K-Stew is too worried about her decision she needs to make, as the actress has been recently spotted out clubbing with fellow “New Moon” actress Dakota Fanning in North Hollywood on June 9th. Yeah – nothing shows your thinking hard like clubbing with your underage friend and grinding with a bunch of sweaty wanna-be actors!

Oh Rob… Wake up, move on to something & someone who’s better for you & won’t play ping-pong with your heart… I volunteer!

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Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Break Up…Again

These two are probably perfect for each other, but probably fight over who’s funnier and the dinner table center pieces. They recently broke up, reconciled and have now called it off again.

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel split again after briefly reuniting last fall after their July split. This time Sarah was the one who pulled the plug on the relationship. She has made it know that she isn’t looking for marriage. The comedian refuses to wed until gay marriage is legalized.

Via Us Mag:

“Sarah initiated the split this time. He’s bummed. He’s really blue — very down,” another source tells Us. “Seems like it’s over for good this time. He’s sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with.”

This is the couple that started the Matt Damon and Ben Affleck songs. (NSFW due to language.)

And….

Classy and funny.

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Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas ‘Getting Serious’

Those fans of “The Notebook” can dream on. It looks like Rachel McAdams is over her on again, off again relationship with Ryan Gosling. She and her new hunky-dunky are taking the next step in their romance.

Rachel has been dating Josh Lucas stealth style and only recently became public about her relationship with him. It appears that this is more than just a rebound. They both skipped the New York Oscar Night Party circuit to go to Toronto. The “Mean Girls” starlet is introducing her new love to her parents.

According to Page Six, McAdams and the “Sweet Home Alabama” star were due to attend the Accompanied Literary Society’s party at the Hudson Hotel’s Library Bar, but didn’t show. Spies said they opted to go to Rachel’s family and added that things between the two are “getting serious.”

Jude Law had set the two up after working with Rachel on the set of the new “Sherlock Holmes” flick. She is said to have been staying at his place in New York after moving back to the states. Rachel was set up in London while filming and despite cohabitating for a few months they were rumored to be “just having fun.”

Looks like that stage is over because there is nothing fun about meeting a guys parents. It always ends in nervous conversation about grandbabies.

Nick Jonas Breaks Up with Selena Gomez

Ok…so I am going to be honest with you all. (Enjoy it because it’s probably due to all the drugs I am hopped up on thanks to this black plague that has hit Hollywood Dame. ) I don’t get the appeal of the Jonas Brothers. Yes, I said it. So all the Jo Bro-Ho’s out there will have to forgive me.

The youngest of the tween tribe, Nick Jonas, has reportedly broken up with his rumored lady love Selena Gomez. Nick was said to be dating the “Wizards of Waverly Place” starlet while brothers Joe Jonas is fighting Robert Pattinson for Camilla Belle and Kevin Jonas is getting a ring for his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa. No word on why the two called it quits but he simply stated to “The Insider” that he was single.

While on “The Late Show with David Letterman” the heartbreakers talked about ex girlfriends Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift. They stated things were good with the girls and they were happy to sing them sing together at the Grammy Awards.

Via MTV Per “The Late Show”:

“We went on tour with Miley [Cyrus],” Nick said about his relationship with the Disney star. He jokingly added, “Again, going back to the ups and downs, I think that I was 14, so it’s, you know, I was pretty young, so I think you can just consider it a young little relationship.”

Joe Jonas sidestepped a T.Squints question by stating:

“No, um, yeah, you know, we didn’t work out.”

Hmmm…Happy Valentines Day! Lets hope she has gobs of Wizard cash to dry her tears with.

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