Tag this with a bit of awesome. No real “news” value, but I can’t help but share this beautiful moment between Lohan hungry paps and a 66 year old.
Miley Cyrus Attacks at Paparazzi TWICE – VIDEO
March 10, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Miley Cyrus lost her shiz on a looming paparazzo who bumped into her mother. Miley and Tish were leaving California Chicken Café on Tuesday when the photog, who was trying to get shots of them getting into her SUV, ran into Momma Cyrus. The former ‘Hannah Montana’ star flipped out and cornered the offending pap while pushing his camera away and yelling at him.
“Are you serious? You just hit my mom with your camera! You just ran into my mom with your camera. Don’t you ever do that again. You just almost hurt my mom. Don’t you ever even think about it!”
She followed this verbal attack with another paparazzi fight on Wednesday. As she was leaving a gym in West Hollywood, another photog got too close and she lunged at his camera. He managed to keep her claws off the camera, but she made did make a point to back off. Both incidents involved paps from X17.
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Jake Gyllenhaal Broke Taylor Swift’s Heart Over the Phone
January 13, 2011 By 1 Comment
Here we go….Queue a song about apple picking, lattes and glittery teardrops on Taylor’s Lisa Frank lunchbox.
Jake Gyllenhaal reportedly dumped Taylor Swift over the phone circa Joe Jonas. The contract on her beard duties must have expired and Jake packed up his Bowdabra and checkbook then sashayed away. Taylor is “crushed” according to Us Weekly. Friends say that she had a case of the sads at the People’s Choice Awards and wouldn’t even look at her Danimals Crush Cups.
“She was not her usual bubbly, over-animated self,” the source says. “She didn’t eat anything, seemed very sad and definitely wasn’t having a good time. Taylor is really upset and hurt,” another friend tells the mag. “She doesn’t know what she did for him to just put a stop to it. She feels really burned by him.”
Gyllenhaal suddenly realized how creepy it was that he was a grown a$$ man and wooing Squints by picking apples and drinking enough lattes to pickle their livers. Sources say the age gap and increase in paparazzi attention were the two biggest break-up factors.
Aw, I do feel bad for her, but she has got to realize that looking at her in a sexy times way is like looking at a bunny hopping down from Snow White’s lap, throwing on a silk nighty and looking coyly over it’s furry little shoulder and winking.
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Hulk Hogan Beach Wedding Fight
December 15, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Cops were called to Hulk Hogan’s wedding. Surprise. I was kinda hoping that Linda Hogan showed up in a pink bikini and waltzed down the aisle showing off her new butterfly tattoo as she snuggled a plastic bottle of vodka and asked the priest if he liked to party.
Unfortunately it was a beach brawl between paps who drew the short straw to cover this mess and Hulk’s security team. Looming paparazzi were trying to get photos of Hogan’s bride, Jennifer McDaniel, during the ceremony on their beach front property.
Via Radar:
“Hulk’s security team was in the background throwing around the paparazzi who was standing 200 feet away in the shoreline water,” said one source. “The paparazzo wants charges filed and plans to sue for physical, financial and emotional distress.”
I’ve been to a backyard wedding. It lasted about an hour or two after people got bored with playing cornhole and the priest (who doubled as a DJ) packed up his stereo and left.
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Number 1 Video of 2010 – Video
December 13, 2010 By Leave a Comment
With over 48 million views, what’s the number 1 video of the year on YouTube? Well, hide your kids, hide your wife, here it is – It’s Antoine Dodson of Alabama lashing out after the attempted rape of his sister. The clip is set to music and pitch-corrected in a process called auto-tuning. It has sold thousands of copies on iTunes.
A parody of Kesha’s “Tik Tok” is at second place, and a 13-year-old’s cover version of Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” came in third and led to a record contract for Greyson Chance, an Oklahoma middle schooler. A group of animated fruits came in at fourth, while an ad for Old Spice rounded out the top five.
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Lindsay Lohan Paparazzi Restraining Order
November 30, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Lindsay Lohan is tired of having her ho tricks caught on camera and wants to have a force-field/safety bubble to be put around her by Harry Potter. (I am pretty sure that was her written request to the court.) For all those who don’t speak drunken moron (I am fluent), Lohan wants a restraining order against all paparazzi.
“L.A. County Probation Department — along with the DMV — have given Lindsay the green light to drive again. And Betty Ford was down with it as well. But sources involved in the decision tell TMZ … just when Lindsay was supposed the get the keys, Betty Ford decided it was too much of a safety risk to put Lindsay behind the wheel, because the paparazzi were creating an unsafe driving situation.”
Yes, I am sure it had nothing to do with her penchant for snorting the bad shiz and drinking whatever she finds under the kitchen sink. Regardless, Lindsay is anti-paparazzi today and has been taking pics of the throngs of photogs following her as evidence for the court.
I am guessing her attorney smiled politely while accepting the pics and thinking, “It’s like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable.”
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Katy Perry Bachelorette Party – PHOTOS
September 20, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Katy Perry is set to marry Russell Brand in Indian this October. Rihanna was responsible for planning the “Teenage Dream” singer’s bachelorette party and came up with a Cirque de Soleil themed party. Because nothing says fun like midgets and face paint.
RiRi held the event in Vegas which wasn’t without an arrest. Perry’s fiancé, Brand, was arrested at LAX as they were boarding a flight to the party. A looming pap tried to shove his camera up Katy’s mini dress and Russ attacked. Which is tame compared to the shanking I would have unleashed for a stranger shoving camera’s up my skirt without buying me dinner first. The comedian punched the photog as held by another pap until airport police arrived.
Despite the incident, the bride to be Tweeted her pride in Brand by stating: “If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me. #standbyyourman #don’tf***withtheBrands.” The night went on as planned and she seemed to be able to brush it off and have a good time. The following morning she Tweeted her status “Signing up for a liver transplant now…”
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Miley Cyrus Threatens Paparazzi – VIDEO
September 17, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Miley Cyrus hit a dinner with Demi Lovato at Gindi Thai and tried to be accommodating to swarming paps. She and Demi gave them a few shots before Miley asked them to stop. Of course paparazzi aren’t exactly the understanding type and they continued to snap pics.
Covering her face, she walked to the valet to get her car. As she waited she again asked the looming paparazzi to stop.
“No no, stop, for real. You got your shot. You got it! Yes you did! Well you’re not getting another one.”
Finally her car arrived and she honked the horn as she tried to pull onto the road. Later, she attended Nick Jonas’ 18th birthday party at a bowling alley in LA. Liam, who she was caught making out with in her car (Click HERE for those pics), did not accompany her to the event.
Grab your ice skates because Hell just froze over…I am actually siding with Miley on this one. Even if she looks like a stripper from the midwest who has fallen on hard times.
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January Jones Hit and Run, Plus HICKEY PHOTOS: BOBBY FLAY UPDATE
June 11, 2010 By 3 Comments
The blonde chic from “Mad Men” pulled some hit and run hood rat shiz last night. January Jones hit three parked cars and then exited stage left while mumbling about not being able to deal…
LAPD tells TMZ January was driving a Range Rover around 9 PM last night when she allegedly lost control, hit the other cars and caused some major damage. We’re told a witness reported the accident to police and claimed that January fled on foot after saying, “I can’t deal with this commotion.”
Eventually she went back and Jones’ excuse for exiting Dynasty style was paparazzi following her. The cops bought that crap and didn’t arrest her, but they are investigating. No alcohol or drugs were involved according to the police, but they didn’t bother to test her either.
I find her to be as interesting as a plastic bag in the wind, but the paps were all over her after they caught her doing a “cab ride of shame” the day before. (C-List stars don’t do walks of shame.) She hit some GQ/Oceana soiree and then hit an after party. The following morning she got into a cab with her hair a mess, strapless bra hanging out and looking like she had slept a cumulative 20 minutes. Don’t pretend you haven’t had to pick bits of Dortios from your hair, take a whores bath in a frat bathroom and walk home.
She was also was photographed sporting a hickey as she was leaving another party in Malibu in late May. Maybe I underestimated what kind of ho shiz this girl is capable of…
UPDATE: Apparently Bobby Flay was also on the scene of the accident. Jones called him after she got into the accident. He showed up to see if she was ok. This is crap story his publicist cooked up:
Baum says Flay only met Jones once, and gave her his number because she said she wants to remodel her kitchen.
After crashing her car, Jones called Flay for help and Baum says he went to the scene to see if she was OK.”
Yes, this story needs Febreezed as it too smells fishy.
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Lindsay Lohan Red Bull Grenade – Photos
March 1, 2010 By 2 Comments
Lindsay Lohan isn’t a fan of the paparazzi…when she is sober. The walking Coke Canyon tossed an open can of Red Bull at swarming photogs as she sat stone(d) faced in her car. Lohan was on her way to the Milan airport when she tossed the drink grenade style.
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