Ah, yes. Target. It’s the land of the clearance Isaac Mizrahi sheets and home of the cute shower curtains. Brit Brit also loves her some Target. She loves argyle sweaters for under $20 so much she has been there two days in a row.

On Tuesday, Britney Spears shopped for a Michael Jackson CD in a long white sundress. The following day she showed her midriff while wearing pink Uggs from the Land of Fuggery. Seriously, I think she stole them from the closet of an 8th grader. After leaving Target she went and bought a parakeet. Maybe she is going to free it in a symbolic gesture of her own desires. Who am I kidding? She is going to teach it to say “K-Fed is a dirty whore” and “Two packs of Marlboro Reds and a case of Red Bull please” then launch it into the world to do her bidding.

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