This is one of the many things that will NEVER happen. I will grow a third arm and have Sparklepants’ love child before Hilton touches a Beatle.

While at the Grammy Awards Paris Hilton asked Paul McCartney to doe a duet with her. Bwhahaha!

Per The Daily Telegraph:

Paris, 27, said to 66-year-old Sir Paul: “I’d love to do a duet with you. I’m a singer too and have had an album out.”

To which he said he would have to check his schedule. He might as well have patted her on the head and said… “Oh you are one brave dumb ho aren’t you?”

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