Paris Hilton Banned From Las Vegas Resorts Wynn and Encore

After her most recent arrest, this time for exiting an Escalade reeking of marijuana and shortly thereafter dropping a little bag of coke from a purse she claims wasn’t hers (read about that here), Paris Hilton was banned yesterday from two resorts on the Las Vegas Strip – Wynn Las Vegas and Encore. On the plus side, she is presumably still welcomed at the Las Vegas Hilton. Maybe even the Paris.

Per People:

Coinciding with the ban, Wynn Las Vegas also announced in a vague statement that Hilton’s boyfriend, nightclub executive Cy Waits, has been “separated from the company and is free to pursue other interests.” No further comment or details was provided.

Several reports have suggested that several Vegas nightclub owners and management groups have made comments that Hilton appearances at their venues would represent bad marketing following this incident. How wise of them. Hilton has been active on Twitter in an attempt to garner some sympathy from fans and followers following her arrest. She tweeted “these rumors are so ridiculous, untrue,and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them because I know the truth.” Hilton has evidently been a student of the Lindsey Lohan school of culpability. Kudos to the Wynn group for handing out the first dose of discipline for Hilton and her boyfriend.

Hilton faces up to four years in prison and a $5,000 fine after prosecutors in Clark County, Nevada charged her with felony possession of a controlled substance on Tuesday. She will return to Las Vegas on October 27th for arraignment but it remains to be seen whether she will face any legal consequences from her actions.

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Paris Hilton Charged With Drug Felony

It appears the Las Vegas Police Department isn’t buying Paris Hilton’s “It’s not my (insert drug, animal, mineral, Valtrex prescription here)” defense and have charged the hotel heiress with felony possession of a controlled substance, i.e. cocaine.

In case you aren’t up to speed, Paris was busted while in Las Vegas over the weekend after police pulled over her vehicle and invested further due to the smell that was being omitted (read all about that bust HERE).

According to documents obtained by TMZ, Hilton is going to have a difficult time flashing her fakies to get out of this one.

“Paris Hilton will be charged with possession of a controlled substance — .8 grams of cocaine — this according to documents obtained by TMZ … and it’s a felony. “

Paris originally claimed that the purse she was using did not belong to her, but has since changed her story and is stating that it is her purse, but that a friend borrowed it earlier in the evening.

And if you’re buying that, I have some lovely ocean-front property in Arizona for sale.

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Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine – UPDATE MUGSHOT

Paris Hilton has been arrested in Vegas for possession of cocaine. Apparently she was strolling with some friends when the decided it would be super fun to roll around Vegas like Cheech and Chong. Police pulled over a car hauling Hilton around on Friday night after noticing a “smoke trail.” As her friend rolled down the window to ask “what *cough* seems to be the *giggles* problem *giggle/cough* officer?” the officer smelled the weed emanating from the car.

“The 29-year-old Hilton was in a car driven by a friend when it was stopped about 11:30 p.m. MDT Friday after officers detected what they suspected to be marijuana smoke wafting from it, he told The Associated Press. “Officers noticed a vehicle leaving smoke trail of a controlled substance (and) made a stop based on that,” Martin said. During the stop, officers found what appeared to be a drug on Hilton and later tests showed that it was cocaine, Martin said. He didn’t know how much was found.”

Paris handed over a stack of cash and was out of the clink before dawn. She may be a window lick away from being legally retarded but nothing keeps this ho down. This follows a debacle in which a crazed motherfella who was packing two knives tried to break into her home. (Click HERE to read about the Paris Hilton murder attempt…)

UPDATE: Paris Hilton is using the ol’ “it wasn’t mine” defense. She has hired David Chesnoff to defend her charges of being a cokewhore. In case you are keeping score, this is the 137th time she has used the “it’s not my (insert drug, animal, mineral, Valtrex prescription here)” defense.

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Paris Hilton Murder Attepmt!!! – PHOTO

Paris Hilton is a big ball of duh, but I don’t want to see her whacked. This morning, a man in his 40’s attempted to break into Paris’ L.A. home. He was packing “2 large knives” and trying to get into her house via a window. She Twittered a photo of the man as cops cuffed him.

“So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him.”

Hilton said he was banging around on windows and checked her security cameras while she called for police. Law enforcement arrived and arrested him and told Paris he was armed with the knives and dubbed her “lucky” as he never made it inside.

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Paris Hilton Gives Nazi Salute – PHOTO

Ah yes, Paris Hilton further proves she is a moron by putting her finger across her upper lip circa Hitler ‘stache and saluting her arm into the air. This is fast becoming a typical party trend that I must be missing out on (for good reason).

Paris took a break from getting caught with pot to party in St. Tropez. She has been the drunk girl mascot for several VIP rooms and luxury yachts. A security guard had to scrape her drunk ho show off the floor at a nightclub last week.

In Paris’ defense, she probably thinks Nazi is a type of vodka and the Holocaust is what they called sample sales in the 80′s.

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Paris Hilton Arrested For Marijuana Again

This is the second time this month that Paris Hilton has been hauled in by police on suspected drug possession – And yet again she got off. Paris was allegedly taken in by the police when she flew in to France with marijuana in her handbag after landing on a private jet at Figari Paris when a drug-sniffing dog alerted them.

Per MomsWorld:

Police told the local newspaper Corse Matin: “Ms Hilton was taken aside as she landed at Figari. She was searched in a secure area of the airport police station and an amount of cannabis that weighed less than a gram, was found in her handbag. Due to the small amount of the substance, she was cautioned to not travel with drugs then released within an hour with no criminal charges. The drug was confiscated and destroyed.”

However, good old Paris isn’t about to let a drug bust ruin her vacation with her sister Nicky and a group of friends aboard a super yacht belonging to a Las Vegas millionaire businessman. But she did take a moment on Saturday afternoon, once again taking to her Twitter to ‘clear the air,’ claiming the reports of her being toked up was untrue.

“Just to put an end to these rumors, the stories saying I have been arrested are completely false! I am having the best vacation of my life! What an amazing summer! I feel so blessed and grateful for everything. I Love Life!!”

The incident is Paris’ second brush with the law this month in connection with drugs. She was briefly detained by South African police during the World Cup when a friend tried to smuggle a joint into the Brazil-Netherlands quarter final match in Port Elizabeth (read about that here.) Paris, seriously – don’t do pot. It is bad.

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Lindsay Lohan Asking For $1 Million For Jail Interview, Lawyer Quits

Ho don’t come cheap! As the cold, harsh reality of Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming jail sentence sets in, she’s setting her mind on other things – such as pocketing a few bucks after she’s sprung from jail. She is set to serve a 90-day sentence (read about that here), however if it will be the full 90 days remains to be seen. According to a new report, Lohan is allegedly looking to receive $1 million dollars for her first post sentence interview.

Per PopEater:

“Expect to see a major TV and magazine deal,” a source close to Lindsay tells me. “Lindsay might have made a lot of mistakes, but she knows how much her first interview is worth. She won’t even consider offers of less than $1 million.”

So this will be her gig now, right? It will be her cash cow, like weight is for Kirstie Alley? In and out of jail, reality shows, and endorsements at every stop? According to Popeater, Lindsay has already made herself very clear on the matter, knowing that people will be desperate to hear her tale from behind bars. Cashing in on a post-jail interview sounds like a good idea for the cash-strapped Lindsay, although I’m sure it will be filled with tons of ‘It’s not fair!’ and excuses as to why none of this is any fault of her own. Lately, Lindsay’s main sources of income have been paid appearances and tweeting for cash, which pay no more than a few thousand a pop. But jailhouse confessions? Those are really worth something. But if we remember the Paris Hilton incident, all media outlets kind of refused to pay and she spoke with Larry King for free. So… I wouldn’t spend your money before it’s in your hands, Lilo. In Lindsay’s case, it’s still scummy to take the money, but girlfriend needs it bad!

If I go to jail, I end up with a few broken ribs and a black eye. If Lindsay goes to jail, she ends up with a million bucks. WTF am I doing wrong here? If she gets all that just for going to jail, imagine how much she’d stand to make if she got shanked!

And to make matters worse for Lindsay, or possibly better, her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley has reportedly quit representing her!

Per TMZ:

TMZ called Holley for comment on a story we’re working on, and she informed us she is no longer repping Lindsay. Sources tell us Holley resigned earlier today.

Lilo reportedly already has a new lawyer lined up, Tiffany Feder-Cohen, who was reportedly just admitted to the bar in November. Was her nail polish the final straw for Holley (read about that here)? Whatever the reason may be, its the first smart move Holley has made in regards to Lohan! Can’t wait to see how THIS plays out!!

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Paris Hilton Arrested at World Cup for Marijuana

The bong resin and 4 remaining brain cell being held together by Lisa Frank stickers that Paris Hilton calls a brain, got her into a bit of trouble at the World Cup. Hilton and her crew were busted at a World Cup game for smoking marijuana.

“Hilton was in Port Elizabeth attending the Brazil vs Netherlands quarterfinal match at Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, when she was escorted by police to the Mount Road Police Station in St Croix just before 8pm.”

It turned out that she wasn’t the moron sparking up a joint mid-game. One of her minions was to blame. The culprit paid a fine and was released as was Hilton. There are a few rumors that say cops confirmed that she did have pot in her possession, but got an apology from enforcement as they pat her head and sent her to go stimulate the economy.

Katy Perry Slams Lady Gaga ‘Alejandro’ Video ?!?

Everyone seems to be taking verbal swings at Lady Gaga lately. Christina Aguilera isn’t exactly a fan of the Gaga. (Click HERE to read about Aguilera’s latest comments on the Poker Face songstress.) Paris Hilton flipped her lid in early 2009 when the word spread that the “do-nothing heir-head she (Gaga) went to school with” was aimed at her. Hilton’s frenemies also squealed that she was insanely jealous of Lady’s success.

Donny Osmond also attacked the singer for her ‘Telephone’ video being sexually graphic, use of profanity and violence. M.I.A. (many didn’t know her until ‘Paper Planes’ made a wave on ‘Pineapple Express” soundtrack) voiced how offended she was to be compared to Lady Gaga during an interview with NY Mag.

“Lady Gaga — people say we’re similar, that we both mix all these things in the pot and spit them out differently, but she spits it out exactly the same! None of her music’s reflective of how weird she wants to be or thinks she is.”

Now you can add Katy Perry to that list. The premiere of Gaga’s video for ‘Alejandro’ was a viral search yesterday. Most were left scratching their heads in confusion and pure bewilderment after viewing. Perry followed and tweeted a rather vague message that is believed to be slamming the controversial video.

“Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.”

Do we have another contender in the Anti-Gaga movement? I do find a bit of hypocrisy in this statement due to the fact she is marrying a man whose comedic career is based on penis and fart jokes. We also must not forget that Perry got her start in the Christian music world before she “Kissed a Girl” and liked it and is now strapping on a bra that shoots icing. (Click HERE to see the clip of Perry’s ‘California Gurls’ video featuring the icing bra.)

Is Gaga the second coming of Madonna? She is just as “scandalous” and groundbreaking while causing mayhem in a new age that is more considerably more liberal than Madge’s 1980’s playground. Is jealousy to blame for all the voiced distaste for Gaga’s work? What do you think?

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Paris Hilton Makes Lindsay Lohan Cry

Ah yes kittens, it wouldn’t be Friday if Paris Hilton didn’t emerge from her Hollywood Hills cocoon in order to poke fun at her favorite Fire Crotch, Lindsay Lohan.

Apparently, while at some D-list soap star’s birthday party, Hilton decided to remind Lohan that she’s a crank head. Lindsay didn’t like it so much and spent several hours in the bathroom cranking out bong resin tears.

Via Celebspasm:

“When Lindsay arrived at Adrian’s house, the bullies pounced! Paris whispered to her [drug dealer friend], and he started firing insults like: ‘OH, LOOK!…HERE COMES DRUGGIE GIRL!’

Said the source: “Paris laughed, egged him on. They ragged Lindsay until she fled to the restroom — and locked herself in!”

Dear Paris, it’s me the kettle and you’re black.

Since splitting with her d-bag boyfriend, Doug Reinhart, Paris has not been displaying model behavior either. Sources are saying she’s dabbling in the nose candy as well and partying every night like it’s her last.

Um, am I the only person who remembers me writing this story before?

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