Kiefer Sutherland Defends Brooke Shields And Breaks A Nose

The biggest news to come out of the MET Costume Gala Monday night wasn’t Rhianna’s D&G suit, or Anne Hathaway’s FemmeBot hair-do. Instead of what people were wearing, the buzz is all about Brooke Shields, Jack Bauer, and a broken designer nose. Say what?

According to various reports today, while at an after party at SubMercer, Kiefer Sutherland witnessed Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough knock sometimes actress Brooke Shields to the floor. Channeling his inner knight-in-shining-armon, Sutherland approached McCollough and demanded he apologize. That’s why the boo-boo hit the fan…or the head hit the nose.

Via Guest of a Guest:

“The REAL talk of the town belongs to a certain fight that broke out at SubMercer. Apparently that’s where Kiefer Sutherland HEAD BUTTED Jack McCollough so hard that he BROKE the designer’s nose!”

Whereas you and I would be flattered to have someone defend our honor, apparently Brooke doesn’t want to be left off the swag list of Proenza Schouler. Her people are denying that there was any altercation between her and McCollough.

Via TMZ:

“Shields’ reps tell TMZ the man Kiefer headbutted Monday night in no way did anything to Brooke that would have warranted the alleged attack.”

There has been no report as to whether or not Sutherland was acting under the influence of alcohol. The actor is known for his many trips to rehab. I would like to believe that he was merely acting out a scene from next season’s “24” where Jack Bauer headbutts both Fiorentini + Baker and steals me the Eternity Boots in gray suade. I can dream, right?

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Pete Wentz Parties with Strippers – Photos

Let the wrath of Creepy Papa Joe Simpson unleash. Pete Wentz was photographed partying with some strippers.

While in Las Vegas, Pete Wentz was partying with his band, a friends and some hoes. Over 50 people were in attended for the night of debauchery. Pete was reportedly grinding on some strippers and dancing with them on the table. Holly Madison was also said to be in attendance. Meanwhile Ashlee Simpson was at home posting pictures of their baby boy, Bronx Mowgli, on her blog.

Via Star:

“Everybody was going absolutely crazy,” an eyewitness blabs. “People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip ‘n’ Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band’s own songs, grinding up against the dancers. At one point he was dancing on a pool table with the girls.”

Apparently Ashlee was there earlier in the day and attended the Fall Out Boy concert. Once she as on her way home she Twittered: “I am beyond sad to leave my love… My heart is breaking as we drive home. I need my hubs.”

Ah, this is all just a matter of missing his wife. I am sure he was just seeking solace in the bosom of his lady friends who were just scantily clad and there in moral support…in their thongs….on the pool table…and drunk. Oh who am I kidding. Dude spanked some strange.

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Images Via: Star, Ashlee’s Blog

Robert Pattinson and Nikki Reed Caught Together And New Moon Set Photos

Twi-Hards rejoice! Some new photos from the set of “New Moon” have surfaced. The pics show Kristen Stewart (Bella) hanging in what is supposed to be LaPush with Taylor Lautner (Jacob).

I must admit, the pics do get me tingling in anticipation for the release of the next film. I was a little worried about Lautner being able to beef-up to play my second favorite werewolf (TEAM PAUL!), but from the pics it appears he is holding his own.

Lainey Gossip is also reporting some exclusive news about Robert Pattinson and his co-star Nikki Reed. Apparently, the two were spotted getting quite cozy with each other at a Juno Awards after party they attended on Sunday night with Kristen Stewart and her boyfriend Michael Aragano.

Via Lainey Gossip:

“Am told Rob and Nikki spent much of the time talking to each other, heads bent close together. My sources tell me exclusively that at the end of the evening, or early morning depending how you see it, the four of them left the event, hugged before parting ways (a weird 4-way group hug), Kristen and Michael hopped in a cab, and Nikki and Rob walked further up the block… arms wrapped around each other on their way home. She stayed with him overnight, was supposed to be back in LA on Monday….But never showed.”

So what do we think? Are they boyfriend/girlfriend? Probably not. Are they hooking-up? Likely. However, I am inclined to believe the story was leaked by Nikki herself who is rumored to have a penchant for shopping stories to the paparazzi.

In my world, Reed and Pattinson returned to the hotel where he rejected her advances and she passed out from eating a half-gallon of Cherry Garcia thus missing her plane back to LA. I can dream, right?

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Robert Pattinson Out With His Girlfriends In London

Robert Pattinson is breaking my heart! Hollywood’s “it” boy was spotted walking the streets of London this past weekend with random skanks dressed like they raided some memaw’s attic.

Not to worry though. According to Gossip Girls, the, um, ladies are merely fans like myself-just a lot more skanky.

Via Gossip Girls:

“The ‘Twilight’ hunk and his pals headed out of the London hotspot, Groucho for a trip to a corner shop before catching a mini-cab with T4 presenter Marquita Oliver.”

Awe! I hope he didn’t forget my M&M’s.

The following evening, Sparklepants attended the Vogue dinner hosted by Alexandra Shulman and Nick Jones with friend and fellow actor Tom Sturridge. Thankfully, no skanks were in sight.

Robert will soon be heading to Vancouver, British Columbia where filming of “New Moon” begins next month. He is also slated to don the cover of the March issue of GQ Magazine which is due out later this month. Yum.

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Images Via: GG

Robert Pattinson Parties with Nikki Reed and Katy Perry – Video

It’s an Robert Pattinson does-trivial-things-but-makes-the-news-anyway weekend! Seriously it’s either that or I post my rants over how much I hate being covered in ice and unable to make snow cones.

Ol’ R.Patz threw a birthday bash with Katy Perry for their mutual frien Shannon Woodward II Sole. He feasted on burrata salad, lasagna, asparagus gnocchi and tiramisu according to according to People. (No I wasn’t out there with binoculars and my black strappy stalker heels.)

Then on Saturday he and his “Twilight” costar, Nikki Reed, stuffed large packing boxes in his itty bitty Audi. My guess…they needed to show off Pattinson’s new haircut and decided to get crunk and grab some boxes to make a sweet fort. Or someone…ahem…Nikki…called the paps while R.Patz decided he wanted to ship masses of Cinnamon Toast Crunch back to England.

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Robert Pattinson Cut His Hair – Photos

Robert Pattinson, notorious for his mangy looking yet somehow-sexy-despite-lack-of-personal-hygiene hair, finally broke down and cut his signature messy locks. Add a little manscaping with those eyebrows and you might have something that won’t clog your drains. Later he went to a birthday at which “I Kissed a Girl” singer, Katy Perry, also attended.

I know. I am slumming it today and doing post on celebs who got a hair cut. Sad really. But if you, hypothetically, had a house full of 17 of your friends enjoying Mojito Night that ended with some questionable choices involving a randy game of Twister, you too would be happy to post some R.Patz.

So, until someone goes ham sandwich crazy and shaves their head or gets arrested….this is what we get.

Images Via: WENN