Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Lines PHOTOS

Lindsay Lohan cocaine pictures are going to be her Christmas cards this year with the caption “Let It Snow Biatches!” While Lohan was claiming she was sending out S.O.S. emails trying to get a flight back to the US to make her court date, she was really taking pics with nose candy.

Lohan was caught partying some random French hoodrats while her lawyer tried to convince a judge that she wasn’t a walking Dyson vacuum (gobbling up lines with superior amount of suction) and was as sober as Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a Dublin airport. Because our justice system totally works, Lindsay has already posted bail and won’t be arrested. Instead she can continue looking for her passport and career in that woman’s hindquarters.

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Lady GaGa’s Father Helped To Kick Her Drugged Habit

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Lady GaGa needs to thank her guardian angel, better known as her father, to help her kick her deadly cocaine habit. Admitting she felt as though she would die from the drug, the singer goes on to talk about how she used to spend long periods snorting cocaine alone in her cramped New York apartment while listening to music by The Cure. But all it took was a few words from her father to straighten her up.

Per Daily Mirror:

“My father is a really powerful man, a telecom guy. So he looked at me one day and said, “You’re f***in’ up, kid.” And I looked at him and thought, “How does he know that I’m high right now?” ‘And he never said a word about the drugs, not one word. But he said, “I just wanna tell you that anyone you meet while you’re like this, and any friend that you make in the future while you are with this thing, you will lose.” ‘And we never talked about it again.’”

Lady GaGa started taking the drug back in 2005 while dropping out of a music course in NY to look for fame. She also said she used drugs to drive the inspiration for her futuristic hair and makeup. While she’s kicked the drug habit, she does admit to still partying. Kicking her drug habit was great, but how come he hasn’t kicked her bad hair habit as of yet?

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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Together Again

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Maybe her daddy is loosening her strings just a little too much lately… This past Sunday night, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan met up at the Grand Star Jazz Club in LA, cheesin’ for a couple of snapshots and appearing to have a great time together. While neither of them looked like they were drinking anything harder than a coke, the two have a bad history from their wilder days of partying together.

Maybe the two were simply sharing hair-dying tips, since both recently went back to blonde. Maybe Britney was schooling Lindsay on the art of the successful comeback. Who knows, But whatever it is, it simply just can’t be good. The last time these two hung out, it wasn’t long after that Britney was admitted to a psych ward, and Lindsay started on her bed-hopping quest, then declaring soon afterwards she was no longer straight. Hmmm… could this be the calm before the storm? Or maybe the key ingredient for the storm last time was Paris Hilton, who thankfully was missing from the pow-wow this time around. She was around both girls, along with Nicole Richie, when all their troubles and meltdowns started.

Word to the wise, Papa Spears – Keep Paris Hilton away from your daughter at all costs! And Doug Reinhardt – Run! Run while you still can!

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Jennifer Lopez has Hissy-Fit Birthday

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Here’s a little bit of advice – if you ever are lucky enough to receive an invitation to any kind of party from Jennifer Lopez, by all means please make sure you arrive on time! Lopez, who entered the shindig to Sarah Vaughan’s “Whatever Lola Wants,” re-claimed her spot at the top of the Diva-List during a surprise 40th birthday bash this weekend when she “threw a fit” and became visibly upset and embarrassed at the guests who were arriving late.

Per NY Daily News:

“Jennifer’s party was very intimate, and there were a noticeable amount of empty seats when the dinner started. Jennifer was really irritated. She was fuming because people were late, and complained about it really loudly to Marc,” said one partygoers. “Javier Munoz was the only person who gave advance notice that he was going to be late, because he was doing a show on Saturday night. But the others had no excuse. Being late is the height of rudeness, and guests were still arriving at midnight.”

Midnight? You can bet little miss ‘Jenny from the block’ was none too pleased about this! Singer Alicia Keys and boyfriend Swiss Beats were among the late attendees – so I wouldn’t count on an invite for them next time! Lopez was also said to be upset over best friends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes not attending – instead, they reportedly were too busy hanging out with David and Victoria Beckham. Oooooo sick burn!

Despite her childish behavior, Lopez managed to put her big girl panties back on and she and her guests made the most out of the evening, drinking champagne and partying until after 4am. Husband Marc Anthony even got up on stage to sing his wife a song in Spanish, which had her bursting into happy tears.

Aw, how sweet *gags* Hmmm… No mention on if bff and fellow Scientologist Leah Remini attended…

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Josh Brolin’s Cheating Ways

When you’re married to one of Hollywood’s most beautiful women, whats a guy to do? Well, cheat of course! On May 21st, Josh Brolin and a local girl named Melissa Green were seen partying together at New Orlean’s Royal Street Inn.

Per In Touch:

“Melissa sat in his lap, and they were kissing each other on the mouth,” the witness reveals. “He nibbled her ears and was caressing her. He was tickling her as she wrapped her legs around him. They looked a little too close for comfort.”

Josh is currently on location in New Orleans filming the movie “Jonah Hex.” After their apparent partying was finished, Josh took Melissa to the movie’s set around 11:35 pm that night. They stuck around there for quite a while and left together at 7:23 am.

“They left together,” a witness tells In Touch. “Josh looked like he hadn’t slept at all. She was wearing the same outfit as the night before and looked embarrassed.”

Could this be another one of their rough patches they are going through? Josh and wife Diane Lane went through one of those rough patches a few months after being married when Brolin was arrested for domestic battery in December 2004. Both Josh and Diane claimed that the incident was blown out way out of proportion and the charges were later dropped.

So far the only proof offered up is the so-called witness’ account, along with a blurry far away picture of Josh laughing while a woman rests her head on his shoulder that InTouch Weekly is offering up. It could have very well been a friend he worked with or a picture caught at just the right moment to make something out of nothing. It’s all circumstantial, but are the circumstances compelling enough to suggest he cheated? It is Hollywood after all, where cheating is as common as a zit on prom night.

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