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Since the Bears didn’t make it to the Super Bowl because Jay Cutler once again has a sprained lady part posing as man part an injury, I am not as invested into the winner as other football fans. However, there is still some lingering boo-hoos going on.
Gisele Bundchen, wife of boiled broccoli – Tom Brady, made the mistake of thinking/speaking. After watching the Patriots lose the game, she she was caught on video blaming the team’s receivers.
Gisele Bundchen is throwing shade at the Patriots receivers for a couple of incomplete passes that might have cost the Pats the game. Strike that. She isn’t throwing shade. She is throwing the New England team under the bus and then hitting the gas before stopping, putting it reverse and flooring it again.
After Tom Brady suffered a loss on the field, Gisele had a few choice four letter words for her husband’s co-workers…
“You (have) to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball,” she is heard saying. “My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”
Wes Welker, Deion Branch and Aaron Hernandez all dropped passes during the game and it sounds like Gis will be crossing them off her Christmas card list.
Seriously. Gisele did her part in this. She activated the mass e-mail prayer network and made Tommy his bubble gum flavored protein shake. This is an injustice! How will he afford the new custom built treehouse complete with water slide that connects to his $20 million mansion? There is just too much injustice in the world!
How dumb do you have to be to make a Kardashian look intelligent? I didn’t think it could be done, but Bret Lockett and his Kim Kardashian affair claims are proving otherwise.
Lockett, Patriots player, claims he had an affair with Kim while she has been dating Kris Humphries. He insists that they have been boinking for about 5 months. In Touch (click HERE for the original report) first ran with the story and he claimed that it was a “physical relationship.” Now, he has a case of the WHAT I MEANT WAS as CNN is entering the ring on the sext circus…
Keifer Sutherland showed up to David Letterman’s show in a dress. The “24” star lost a bet after “being so sure” the Patriots were going to win last weekend. Obviously they lost and Keifer had to shop for a dress and then wear it proudly on the Late Show.
Meh, dudes in dresses are a common occurrence around my digs. What? Don’t tell me you have never watched “The Birdcage” with a queen and had a sing-a-long at the end when they all escape the club singing “We are Family.”
Sorry Ladies! Looks like New England Patriots starting quarterback Tom Brady is off the market! He and supermodel Gisele Bündchen got married in a small, private ceremony in Santa Monica on Thursday just before 6 p.m. The couple have been dating since 2006. The ceremony began at dark and included mostly immediate family, including Tom’s 1 1/2 year old son John Edward Thomas Moynahan he has with ex girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. A pal close to the couple told Us Bundchen and Brady are perfect together.
Per People:
“She’s definitely ‘The One,’” the source said. “She really makes him comfortable and just happy.”
The bride wore a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce and Gabbana. Who wants to bet that she looked absolutely freaking beautiful in the dress? Her three dogs were also in attendance, and wore matching Dolce and Gabbana floral lace collars. After the wedding, they had a small gathering at their home. Brady’s wedding band was visible upon leaving the church, while Bundchen carried her new stepson to the car. Engagement rumors began to run rampant about the couple late last year, with both of them strongly denying them.
Via Us Magazine:
“Someone deduced I was getting engaged…I don’t know how people are so creative,” Bundchen told Brazilian magazine “Caras Gi” last month after receiving over 100 e-mails from pals asking about the engagement.
Despite Gisele’s attempts to stop the rumors of their engagement just last month, the Patriots star and the Brazilian supermodel are now officially the hottest couple in the world. Brad and Angelina – now its your turn to step up if you want to regain that title!
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