Paula Abdul Says She’s Never Been Drunk – Video

It’s a new year and Paula Abdul wants to set the record straight. During her time as an ‘American Idol‘ judge, many people thought she was drunk or on some sort of drug because of her bizarre behavior. But Paula claims she’s never been drunk in her life. Check out the video for yourself. Maybe she’s just drunk during the interview with CBS News and she doesn’t know what she’s saying.

Per Us:

“I’ve never had a drinking problem, even though I’ve been in this business for quite some time,” Abdul said on CBS News’ Sunday Morning. “I’ve never physically been drunk in my life. I’ve never been drunk in my life! I don’t use recreational drugs — but I am goofy.”

Not drunk and no recreational drugs? Well, that doesn’t rule out being doped up on prescription pills! Do you believe her?

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Paula Abdul Demands $20 Million to Return to Idol

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And a lifetime supply of Apricot-cha Gotcha lip gloss and for vicodin to made into a liquid form merely for convenience.

My favorite “American Idol” boozehound, Paula Abdul, is refusing to slur her words and make nonsensical comments on national television without being paid ridiculous amounts of cash to do so. I hereby volunteer to replace said boozehound. I will even work for snack packs and tequila.

Radar Online has learned exclusively that Paula is asking for a $20 million deal to come back to the hit Fox show – a demand that has been turned down so far.

Her manager David Sonenberg is playing tough, and probably made a few network execs squirm this weekend when he told the Los Angeles Times, “Very sadly, it does not appear she’s going to be back on Idol.”

Simon Cowell recently resigned with the promise of tufts from his furry moobies to stick out of the tops of his shirts. I am pretty sure Randy also resigned in exchange for gift certificates to K-Mart.

I say give her whatever she wants. Bitch wants a lifetime supply of highlighting caps from Sally’s Beauty supply and a money pit she can swim around in while high on some pill she found in the bottom of her purse…hand it over. This may translate to an American Idol boycott if this horrid injustice isn‘t corrected.

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Paula Abdul Not Returning To American Idol!?!

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Uh oh Kittens. It looks like Paula Abdul will not be returning as an American Idol judge next season. I know what you’re thinking: Who will do all the crying and spray the contestants with glitter and unnecessary compliments? Rest easy, they have Ryan Seacrest.

Abdul’s new manager recently did an interview with the Los Angeles Times and in it, he tells the reporter that AI producers haven’t even approached the former Laker Girl about renewing her contract.

Via Access Hollywood:

“I find it under these circumstances particularly unusual; I think unnecessarily hurtful,” he said. “I find it kind of unconscionable and certainly rude and disrespectful that they haven’t stepped up and said what they want to do. Very sadly, it does not appear that she’s going to be back on ‘Idol.’”

This news comes on the heels of host Ryan Seacrest reportedly inking a 3-year $45 million dollar deal to return to the reality show and it is widely known that other AI judge Simon Cowell is currently in negotiations to renew his deal as well. Randy Jackson is already signed-on with the show through 2011. As for Kara DioGuardi? No one really seems to care.

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