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Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Back Together?!?

It just wouldn’t be Wednesday is we didn’t have yet another report that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are getting back together. Sigh. So boring. So 2005.

In Touch Weekly has scored the golden cover story this week. The mag is reporting that Pitt and Aniston met up on the night of April 23 at an “intimate location”. I never thought of the 405 rest stop as intimate, but to each her own.

To top this off, the magazine also has a photo showing that Aniston and Pitt were spotted wearing the same necklace. Oh, the scandal.

This also comes just a day after reports were made that Aniston’s BFF Courtney Cox-Arquette and her husband what’s his face, were spotted talking to Pitt. Perhaps she asked him where he got his necklace.

Via Perez Hilton:

“Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other, reported the snitch.”

I am sorry kids, but I am pretty sure Saint Angelina has a tether strapped to Brad’s ankle at this point. Anytime he gets within a hundred feet of Aniston it sends an electric shock through his body. This must explain that annoyed look Pitt had on his face through most of the Oscars.

Let’s take an informal poll, shall we? Tomorrow Brangelina will emerge from hiding together with how many of their kids? Maddox, Pax, and Z are pretty much givens at this point. Shiloh, likely. But what about the twins? They’ll be all smiles pushing the kids on a swing at a park or at a museum somewhere. Bet.

Brad Pitt and Oprah Talk About “Love of His Life” Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston is gonna kill her. Or at the very least cut her off the Christmas card list.

Brad Pitt gave an interview to the almighty Oprah he appeared on the show he talked about his litter of children who he calls the “funniest people.” After admitting that he can only handle taking care of 4 of them at a time, he confirmed he and Angelina Jolie will “probably” have more.

“It’s the greatest endeavor I’ve ever taken on,” he says. “Why stop now?”

Of course lovey talk followed. Oprah told Brad that “Angelina Jolie is the love of his life.” At this moment Jennifer exploded and subsequently demanded an appearnce on Oprah to talk about how glorious John Mayer is and to confirm Pitt’s teeny-peeny rumor. Ok…so I am not sure on that, but I can only imagine. To further the knife in Jen’s heart, Opie asked if “this is the happiest he’s ever been.” He replied… “Dare I say.”

Ouch. Then he goes on to further gush about the kids. Apparently Shiloh really digs Peter Pan and only answers to the name John or Peter. Meanwhile, Pax hates the “naughty chair” and pees on it in rebellion of his timeout.

Ugh. One more reason children are not my forte. That and when people judge you when you are drinking before noon. Totally unrealted, but just one more thing that annoys me.

Source: Us Magazine