I read this and laughed at how ridiculous it sounds. I am pretty sure Shia himself wrote this or paid someone to make this cockamamie story up. I found it hilarious and had to share.

A Shia LaBeouf conquest came forward to share her story on bedding the “Transformers” star. She insists he is the “for a white boy, they dude has some serious SWAGGA.” Her words. Not mine.

Per Back Stage Pazz:

“We went back to his place and talked for awhile. We smoked some weed and drank some beers and he told me about how he broke up with his long time girlfriend, not that I really cared. At the bar we were at a booth and he kept lowly tellin’ me stuff in my ear, like how hot I was and how he wanted me. It was really hot. I had a cheesin’ smile on my face the whole night. We chated [sic] some more then started making out.”

She goes on to detail her night with Shia. If you care to read the nuttery it’s after the cut. Warning, it’s slightly NSFW. Click “Read More…”

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