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Stephen Colbert and Rihanna Need to Hook Up

Upon inspection of this photo I noticed Stephen Colbert’s cup runneth over. Ok, I am lie telling. Upon glancing at the above photo his gigantic bulge smacked me in the face and said ‘LOOK AT ME IN PURE WONDER!!!!’

Colbert was doing a bobsledding gig for his show with U.S. bobsled driver Steven Holcomb. Wearing a tight red suit he either stuffed what looks to be human heart down his pants or we seriously underestimated the man and should move him to a presidential position in the Hollywood Hung Club. Or at least a secretarial position.

I am guessing this is what Rihanna was referring to when she supposedly stated that she wanted to date well endowed men from now on. (Click HERE to read about that quote.)

Rihanna Wants a Big One

Honey, who doesn’t? Rihanna flapped her jaw on her “Domestic Abuse is Bad, BUY MY NEW ALBUM” press tour and revealed a little too much.

In an interview Bravo (German mag, not the network responsible for the greatness of Top Chef), the ‘Russian Roulette’ singer talked about the fact that you must be big enough to ride her love roller-coaster.

“He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun. I love flirting at the moment. I’m single and I’m enjoying my freedom. But I don´t give my phone number out that often. But if I’m dating, I check the boy from the top to the bottom.”

Really? Correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t she make sexy times with Shia LaBeouf or at least booty text him? I guess one can’t help but be envious of those shopping in the Tommy Lee section when you are shopping in the Shia LaBeouf half off sale.

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