John Mayer Obsesses Over Perez and Confirms Make Out Rumor – Video

It’s been obvious, to me anyway, that John Mayer is queerer than a $3 bill. He has been obsessed with Perez Hilton and won’t shut up about his conquest. There was a huge debacle in which Perez claimed John made out with him. Mayer denied that shiz as he was dating Jessica Simpson at the time.

However, on John Mayer’s Big Gay Boat Ride on his Mayercraft Cruise he confirmed that he did in fact make out with Perez.

“You’re damn right I made out with him. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday,” Mayer explained. “I can’t take it. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will fu** you in the ass to shut you up.”

How nice. Good for you. For awhile I thought you were really that big of an a-hole. Turns out you were just a bitchy queen struggling with your sexuality. I mean, it was obvious that Jennifer Aniston was your beard, but this makes you slightly more tolerable. Toot toot sailor!

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Natasha Richardson Still Fighting for Her Life – UPDATED

Actress Natasha Richardson was hospitalized on Monday afternoon in Montreal following a skiing accident. Sources say that the star, 45, suffered a “traumatic head injury” that was not at first apparent. Earlier, a report surfaced that Richardson was brain dead and had passed away. “Time Out New York” posted the story online with a “RIP” headline claiming so. Although public reports had not confirmed it, sources close to Richardson’s family and friends said they have already been told that she did not survive the accident, according to the post.

Per Lindsay Kaplan via Time Out New York:

“EXCLUSIVE: Time Out New York learns of actress’s untimely death. She will be greatly missed. Last night it was reported that the actor Natasha Richardson had critically injured her head in a skiing accident at the Mont Tremblant resort outside of Montreal, Canada. Although public reports have not yet confirmed it, sources close to Richardson’s family and friends say they have already been told the awful news: She did not survived the accident.”

Since then, the post has been taken down but as of yet no retraction has been printed. Lindsay Kaplan has emailed fellow gossiper Perez Hilton about this matter after the original post was deleted, although it seems as if she is still sticking by her original story.

Per Perez Hilton:

“Okay — Sorry about the confusion. We spoke to source, who confirms “brain dead and will not survive”, and therefore, her friends and family are mourning her unofficial death. My apologies with the semantics issue. Please let me know if you have more questions — I have copied Michael Freidson, TONY’s editor in chief.”

Just what does she mean by “Semantic Issue?” Posted moments ago also on Perez Hiltons website is a from the magazine, standing by their earlier statement.

“Time Out New York sincerely apologizes for the confusion. We stand by our sources, and our friend of the family first confirmed “dead” and then called back to say “brain dead.” We find the situation incredibly tragic and obviously wish to only report the facts.

We stand by our new statement that she is brain dead and not expected to survive. Unfortunately, the article was not taken down — our website crashed from traffic. Time Out New York regrets the error.”

Updated at 1:37pm, long after “Time Out New York” reported Richardsons’ death, TMZ reported that she is being transported by ambulance from her hospital in Canada to Montreal-Trudeau Airport where she is expected to be flown to New York City by private jet. Reports are that she is accompanied by a medic team for the flight. Its common knowledge that if you were considered to be brain dead, you would not be flown to another hospital for treatment.

Updated moments ago at 2:00pm, the hospital tells TMZ that Richardson is sedated and suffering from brain swelling, but is not brain dead.

Richardson is the wife of Irish actor Liam Neeson. They have been married since 1994 and have two sons together , Micheal Richard Antonio age 13, and Daniel Jack age 12.

This to me seems like irresponsible journalism at its best. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the entire Richardson/Neeson family.

UPDATE (From The Dame) – A rep for the family will be giving a statement tomorrow. This leads us to believe her condition is still up in the air. No matter what I wish and hope for the best for the friends and family of Natasha.

Via CBC News:

“A spokeswoman for Montreal’s Sacré-Coeur hospital said the actress was “no longer in the country,” but did not comment on where Richardson was transferred to, nor on the extent of her injuries. The spokeswoman did say, however, that a family representative will release a statement Wednesday.”

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Katherine Heigl Goes FULL Diva

Katherine Heigl is apparently a diva extraordinaire! According to Perez Hilton, Heigl has moved from “difficult” to “diva” with her demands on her new project “Five Killers”.

“She’s had a appointments with us – from camera tests to fittings – that she just hasn’t shown up to and has been making herself unavailable. She and her mother [her manager] even had the audacity to request that wardrobe people go to her. We accommodated that request and she flaked on the meeting.”

All Heigl needs to do now is start doing drugs and get a girlfriend and she could be the next Lindsay Lohan! But seriously, what is she thinking. This is absurd behavior and she is burning bridges everywhere she goes. First she badmouths “Grey’s Anatomy” writer Shonda Rhimes‘ by not accepting an Emmy nomination, then she badmouths Knocked Up“, which made her a star.

My prediction? She is going to be unemployable within the next year. No one wants to work with a diva who turns on you after the project is finished and bites you. Heigl–get your act together!

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Katy Perry Pukes at London’s BRIT Awards

Katy Perry threw up backstage at the BRIT Awards yesterday in London, moments after Lionel Richie presented her the award for Best International Female.

No, it wasn’t from being boozy. The “I Kissed A Girl” singer reportedly felt ill all day, but managed to make it to the ceremony to pick up the gong. Perry managed to send a text message to gossip blogger Perez Hilton, saying she felt it was very punk rock to “barf and bail”. Congrats to Katy and her “barf and bail.” Hey, at least she won!

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Britney Spears Exclusive “If U Seek Amy” – Video and Photos

Britney Spears’ people have released exclusive behind-the-scenes pictures from her video shoot for the highly anticipated “If U Seek Amy”.

As I am sure you all know, there is quite a bit of controversy surrounding the song “If U Seek Amy” (say it fast-go ahead!) which has resulted in many radio stations across the country refusing to even play the single. That hasn’t stopped the Britney machine from putting together a mammoth video that has left teeny-boppers and gay men in a frenzy.

I don’t know what all the fuss is about. All I see are some flashy costumes, a bed, and two different bathtubs. I guess this means we will likely see Brit-Brit stripping out of the costumes, hosing down in the one of the tubs, and then rolling around in the bed with the guy who looks like Corbin Bleu from “High School Musical”. Someone please tell me how that is any different than all the other Britney videos.

This video does have Perez Hilton, dressed as what I can only assume to be Queen Elizabeth on a bad day, as some kind of ring-master (yes, her album is titled “Circus”, I get it). Britney, you would have been much better off using the Dame instead of Perez. Though her cans are quite as large as his, she is much more voluptuous all the way around.

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