Ashlee Simpson Catches Pete Wentz Cheating, Kicks Him Out

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Ah, yes. We have all known for awhile that Pete Wentz loves groupies. A few months ago he was photographed dancing around with a bunch of strippers (click here to see those photos). Grinding on a slut doesn’t a cheater make, but according to Star magazine Ashlee Simpson found “evidence” of his cheating.

Via Stupid Celebrities Per Star:

It was Ashlee’s worst nightmare come true. Ashlee was rummaging around in a guest bedroom in her $4.7 million Beverly Hills home on Aug. 19, she discovered what she believed to be evidence of husband Pete Wentz cheating on her, a friend tells Star. Ashlee was so distraught that she dropped off their 9-month-old son, Bronx, at her parents’ house and checked into a hotel, even though Pete was performing with Fall Out Boy in St. Louis that night. “I can’t stand being at that house anymore,” Ashlee, 24. told her pal. “I need to clear my head. I have a lot on my plate, and my marriage is stressing me out.”

So what was this evidence she found? Guyliner smudged used condoms? The article fails to reveal what it was that she found. It does go into Twitters that are supposed to support this claim.

But when she called Pete to talk things out, he didn’t answer, which only enraged her. After repeatedly calling him (and getting his voicemail), Ashlee finally reached her husband – and snapped. An insider says she screamed, “Don’t even bother coming home! I don’t want to look at you!”
She must have struck a nerve, because that same night, Pete posted on Twitter , “Money doesn’t grow on trees. Neither does happiness,” before referring to himself as an “a–hole.” Four days later, he took a break in the band’s tour and traveled hoe to L.A. Pete Twittered about his excitement to see his son – but made no mention of his wife: “Can’t wait to see the little homie.”

Yeah, Ash…you are better off without that shiz.

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Ashlee Simpson Attacked Michelle Trachtenberg

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Ashlee Simpson went ham sandwich crazy on her hubby’s ex girlfriend. While at the DJ Hero party on Monday night, the infamous lip synch-er lost her shiz and had to be restrained from cutting Michelle.

Some idiot sat Pete Wentz and Ashlee directly across from Michelle Trachtenberg. (Petey and Michelle used to bump super uglies.) Things started out ok as they all chatted civilly and Mrs. Wentz even shared a baby picture of Bronx.

Enter alcohol. Simpson hit the booze and started to get mouthy…and slutty according to source who dished to Perez Hilton.

“The crescendo of the night occurred when an increasingly loud and obnoxious Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance. “She was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her,” a source tells us. “She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!”

Clearly out of control, Asslee screamed at Michelle, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was f**king him!”

Michelle, being a classier ho, told Ashlee to sit down.

“I’ve never said bad things about you. I’m happy for you guys.”

This didn’t sit well with the drunken “singer” and she then got in Trachtenberg’s face. At this point Pete wasn’t doing anything about it and Mark Hoppus’ wife had to physically restrain the out of control beast.

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Ashlee Simpson Pregnant Again

Looks like little Bronx Mowgli will have a baby brother or sister soon. According to rumors, Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with her second child.

Bronx is just 6 months old and will soon have competition for mom and dad’s fruit fly attention span. Despite reports that Pete Wentz is out getting crunk with strippers (see those photos by clicking HERE) while Simpson is at home playing on Twitter, a source blabbed they are expecting.

Per Star Via Aceshowbiz:

“She’s just a few weeks along and doesn’t want to tell the world for at least two more months,” squeals a Star spy, who claims Ash is “beyond thrilled” to be adding another child to her family. “She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal.”

Yeah, that is totally working for Angelina Jolie. So basically she wants to keep Pete and is using a baby to do that. Someone explain because the rationalization behind this, because to me it is mind boggling. She might as well get him a Hallmark card that says: “Honey, I love you and want to tie you down with yet another baby. Never EVER leave me because I’ll find you! Love, Kisses and Flat Irons…Ash.”

Images Via: Wenn, Ashlee’s Twitter

Pete Wentz Parties with Strippers – Photos

Let the wrath of Creepy Papa Joe Simpson unleash. Pete Wentz was photographed partying with some strippers.

While in Las Vegas, Pete Wentz was partying with his band, a friends and some hoes. Over 50 people were in attended for the night of debauchery. Pete was reportedly grinding on some strippers and dancing with them on the table. Holly Madison was also said to be in attendance. Meanwhile Ashlee Simpson was at home posting pictures of their baby boy, Bronx Mowgli, on her blog.

Via Star:

“Everybody was going absolutely crazy,” an eyewitness blabs. “People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip ‘n’ Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band’s own songs, grinding up against the dancers. At one point he was dancing on a pool table with the girls.”

Apparently Ashlee was there earlier in the day and attended the Fall Out Boy concert. Once she as on her way home she Twittered: “I am beyond sad to leave my love… My heart is breaking as we drive home. I need my hubs.”

Ah, this is all just a matter of missing his wife. I am sure he was just seeking solace in the bosom of his lady friends who were just scantily clad and there in moral support…in their thongs….on the pool table…and drunk. Oh who am I kidding. Dude spanked some strange.

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Images Via: Star, Ashlee’s Blog

Dear Bronx, This is Your Dad…

And I am so very sorry.

*Video is Slightly NSFW Due to Stupidity, Language and Even More Stupidity

Poor kid. Bronx Mowgli’s first word is going to be emancipation.

Pete Wentz decided that he wasn’t quite disgusting enough and decided to play Russian Roulette with urine during one of the band’s shows. They filled up several bottles with juice and one had Wentz pee in it.

When Pete got to the bottle with his own tinkle in it he chugged it. I bet Crazy Joe Simpson is just loving this. I bet he is sitting at home doing some crochet work that states: I am surrounded by idiots.

What Others Said:

The Hollywood Gossip- “We wonder if he’ll be railing Ashlee Simpson as much after she learns this is what he’s up to on the road … or whether she also plays this at home?

Funk Jelly - “Maybe Pete is trying to get on the next season of Jackass we’re not sure. Or maybe it’s just a weird body fluid obsession.”

Ashlee Simpson To Join the New “Melrose Place”

Well it seems like Ashlee wants to try her hand at acting again. Multiple sources confirm that singer and wanna-be Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has become the latest person to check into “CW’s” newly resurfaced show “Melrose Place.” Simpson-Wentz will play a small-town girl named Violet, a character whose is said to resemble the Southern-belle-turned-actress portrayed on the original “Melrose Place” by Amy Locane. The character also appears sweet and innocent on the surface, but uses that to mask her inner sex kitten. Hmm – wonder if Ashlee can pull that off! Besides her upcoming gig March 18th on “CSI”, this will be her first time behind the acting lens in 7 years since her unimpressive “7th Heaven” days.

Others already cast include Katie Cassidy and Michael Rady, and rumors are circulating that Heather Locklear is in talks to reprise her role as Amanda Woodward. “OC” actress Mischa Barton is also in talks to join the show. Ashlee and Mischa on the same show… Is it me or is this show seemingly lacking in the talent department?

The show is considered a lock to land a spot on The “CW’s” fall schedule, presumably to follow “90210” on Tuesday nights. How long do you think it’ll take husband Pete Wentz to convince producers to cast him as a guest star? Guess my Tuesday nights will still remain free despite the “Melrose Place Has-Beens Variety Hour.”

Image Via: Wenn

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Photos – See Them Here

He is actually adorable. I am not much for loving on babies due to the fact they continuously ooze boogers and poop. But I do enjoy them from a distance.

I believe these are the first baby photos of Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

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Pete Wentz – Fashion Disaster

Uggs or whatever these wookies strapped to his legs are a trend I will never understand. Every time I see women wearing these I think…“Oh honey….no.” But then you have Pretty Pretty Princess of the Emo’s, Pete Wentz.

I am just going to say is…

No straight male looks at these boots and thinks….“Yeah, I’m totally gonna rock these.” He looks like a butch Bobby Trendy headed to “Hot Topic” to school his minions on fame mongering.

What Others Said:

Dlisted - ” I don’t know one singular homo who would dirty their fancy little feet with this. Well, maybe just Gay Al Reynolds, but he would only rock this in the comfort of a circuit party.”

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Baby Photo

Behold…it is the next eyeliner rep for Maybelline.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have opted to share their first photos of Bronx Mowgli Wentz in a holiday card instead of selling them to the highest bidder.

Papa Simpson is crying in the bathroom thinking of all the lost baby money.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Selling Bronx Mowgli

The new parents need to restock their eyeliner and are shilling baby Bronx Mowgli to magazines for some cash.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been trying to sell Bronx’s first photo for the cover of the highest bidding mag. However, they are unsuccessful as no one is making offers. They started by approaching People and failed miserably. Simpson and Wentz then took their offer to the competition and still found no interest.

“Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

I’ll take him. I am offering his and her flat irons, $30 and a bag of Funyuns. Deal?